Anna Kendrick & Cara Delevingne Are Your New Fappening
So it looks like we’re going to do this every weekend now because Anna Kendrick and Cara Delevingne are your latest celebrities to have nude photos leaked online by “hackers,” according to Gawker, who also reports a bunch of other people were in this batch except I have no idea who half of them are:
There were also more Jennifer Lawrence pics because apparently she’s our nation’s most abundant source of amateur pornography. In the meantime, you’ll notice I’m not linking to any of these pics thanks to the Emma Watson 4-chan circle-jerk that left the Internet shaking its damn head and wondering what its doing with its life. I will, however, link to topless photos of Cara Delevingne on a nude beach because they’re legal and coating things with a hypocritical tinge is this year’s salted caramel. Remember how people went nuts over salted caramel? That’s the kind of shit we should really be talking about. How do we make that stop happening?