Kid From ‘Two And A Half Men’ Finds Jesus, Tells People To Stop Watching ‘Two And A Half Men’
“I mean, c’mon, you guys, there’s lesbians on this show. Lesbians. One’s even touching me!”
Before we even get into this random and beautiful slice of irony the Internet has prepared for us this day, let’s all agree that exposing a young boy to both Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher can only end in one of two horrible fates: OD’ing on bath salts after being fired from doing shit porn or Christianity. Which is why it really shouldn’t be that surprising that the kid from Two Half And A Half Men, Angus T. Jones, found religion at the tender age of 19 except he followed it up by making an online video testimony (above) where he encourages people to stop watching Two And A Half Men. Via HuffPost Entertainment:
In a video interview with the religious website Forerunner Chronicles, Jones spoke out against the show and called it “filth.”
“If you watch ‘Two and a Half Men,’ please stop watching ‘Two and a Half Men,'” Jones says around the 7:45 mark in the video below, which the website billed as “The Testimony of the Awakening of [a] star.” “I’m on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching it, please stop filling your head with filth,” he continues.
“People say it’s just entertainment,” he said. “Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you, you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, especially with what you watch on television. It’s bad news.”
Having lived through years of religious indoctrination, and shortly succumbing to it when I was 17, I had a hard time sitting through this video (So I didn’t. SWISH.) and could go on for hours about Christianity preying on the anxiety and confusion of adolescence to guilt teens into their horseshit. That said, this kid’s trying to tank the ratings for Two And A Half Men, so now I don’t know what to believe anymore. This changes everything…