Angelina Jolie’s mom dies

January 29th, 2007 // 256 Comments

Angelina Jolie’s 56-year-old mother died Saturday afternoon at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after battling cancer for seven years. Angelina Jolie, her older brother James Haven, and Brad Pitt were at the hospital with her Saturday at the time of death.

It must’ve been pretty cool for her to have died with Brad Pitt at her bed. As a last request she should’ve asked to tongue kiss him or something. I would’ve said “do it with her” but let’s try and keep her final moments classy.


  1. jrzmommy

    I don’t think you are anyone else but a big life-sized sqeaky toy with an attitude. And I am not cheap–I drink beers that need a bottle opener to open–not the screw off caps, madam. So none of your cheek.

  2. Juliabella

    My toys don’t squeek. They vibrate!!!

  3. jrzmommy

    Je comprends que vous et moi vous pensez odeur.

  4. sexybitch

    #100 Tais-toi, pour l’amour de Dieu.

  5. PrettyBaby

    #100 You should use your linguistic powers to make up a lovely poem for your gal Angelina. And add a nice comment about Brad in there, would ya, just for me.

  6. jrzmommy

    How do you say “dry bag” in French?

  7. Juliabella

    Y’a une couple de personnes ici qui pense parler fra

  8. jrzmommy

    Hey, gang, Ghoulia can make an asshole out of herself in TWO languages!! Woo hoo! You really are entertaining!

  9. JLG

    Are you seriously someone’s mommy?

  10. Juliabella

    105 – No time to waist on that! She is gorgeous, sexy and a good mother (from what I see) but not wort the time it takes to put down something that makes sens and that sounds lovely… sorry!

  11. RichPort

    Juliabella is a great name for a pet. Did I mention I hate the fucking French? Goddamn surrender monkeys… everything French fucking sucks… the language, the food, the lack of military skill… everything. The only thing that could make damnYELL worse is if she was French. Pussy frog fuckers…

    #57 – I’m glad you like my troll. Its planning on taking my act on the road…

  12. sexybitch

    #100 Aussi, c’est “cr

  13. RichPort

    How do you say “I’m the last French man on Earth and I’m terminally ill” in French? Does it sound anything like the English for “Fuck You, you French pussies!”?

  14. jrzmommy

    How do you say “Sheep” in French? Oh…wait….that would be The French.

  15. RichPort

    Jrz, I thought the French word for French was faggot. You know, like Faggot Toast, Faggot Fries…

  16. iamtheeggman


  17. RichPort

    #115 – No one’s fighting Wally… what we have here is a good old fashioned gangbang…

  18. Juliabella

    It’s so easy to make you guys write anything… I feel superior to you!!! Mind you my dog is superior to you! Rich port, where do you think I am from? Fucking France or somethin? I eat the same food like you, I have the same military idiots like you and I even piss on the same public toilets like you!! I am just smarter to know two languages!!! And to be able to enjoy other community,s food!!! YOU SUCK!

  19. sexybitch

    #110 Julia, sweetie, it’s “waste”. Waist is “taille”, comprends-tu? As for the rest, you’re on your own.

  20. sexybitch

    #119 So is “waist” being smarter than us in 2 languages, too?

  21. jrzmommy

    It’s like, SJTLQ, only with a French accent.
    Speaking of French accents, Sexxy speaks lovely French.

  22. Juliabella


  23. sexybitch

    #122 Merci buckets, ma p’tite chou.

  24. RichPort

    “I eat the same food like you, I have the same military idiots like you and I even piss on the same public toilets like you!!”

    Only an ESLer could have imaginated that one folks… (since we’re making up words and shit)… there are no public toilets in the US, unless you’re a construction worker. Why do French people say “Hi” with both hands hoisted overhead? I’ll never get that.

  25. PrettyBaby

    #115- Is that you Wally? What up?

  26. iamtheeggman

    there’s nothing lamer than an internet spell-checker “fight”. fuck this – let’s all go to ferret’s!

  27. Juliabella

    We don’t do that?!?! How do you call a toilet in a restaurant???

  28. jrzmommy

    The gift of bilingulism is such a waist on the wrong person. I mean waste. Well, if she wears a translation device….on her… then it is on her waist…no…..well……nevermind…

    You eat foods from another community? do you ask first if it’s okay or do you just barge in with your big gums and French accent and take everyone’s food? And then to they chase you with pitchforks and torches back to the swamp?

  29. jrzmommy

    How do I call a toilet in a restaurant? I say, YO! POTTY, COME HERE!

  30. RichPort

    “How do you call a toilet in a restaurant???”

    Fucking foreigners… It’s “WHAT do you CALL A toilet in a restaurant”… and the sign at the door clearly says for patrons only… not public. I understand… I hear the French pee just about anywhere, though it usually ends up in Ass Troll or Wally’s mouth.

  31. sexybitch

    #128 “Bonjour, M. de Toilette”. C’est facile.

  32. RichPort

    Jrz, are you calling her Grendel?

  33. Juliabella

    Oh, I know what’s the name for a toilet in a restaurant… an american trone!!!

    Fuck off jerks.

  34. jrzmommy

    Yes, I am calling her Grendel. Or is that Grendle? Or did I just say salt shaker in en francais?

  35. Juliabella

    130- pretty funny!

  36. jrzmommy

    Um………..Rich, would you like dibs on the T-R-O-N-E thing?

  37. sexybitch

    jrz, she’s far too busy to go back and correct her posts for such silliness, didn’t you know?

  38. jrzmommy

    Shit! Time flies when you’re having a gangbang. Now I’m late for my psychotherapy appointment. Have fun with Ghoulia while I’m gone.

  39. RichPort

    Jrz, I use a French woman’s face as my TRONE… isn’t that how they say it in Jamaica?

  40. jrzmommy

    Sexxy, and far too intelligent. She speaks TWO whole languages, you know. Not properly, but she gives ‘em her best shot.

  41. jrzmommy

    No no no, Wally, Time flies when you have NO FRIENDS!!! silly trolls, always wanting to be included on shit.

  42. sexybitch

    jrz, “best shot” is what Rich is gonna give her…

  43. jrzmommy

    He did have a pineapple and celery salad for lunch, sexxy. Ghoulia is in for a real treat today.

  44. Let’s teabag the corpse.

  45. Juliabella

    I’ll be waiting!!! If this is what a gangbang is, bring it on for breakfast and lunch. I don’t feel a thing!

  46. Juliabella

    I’m actually glad I am getting all this attention here!! First time on the site and already number 1!!! Talk bad about, talk good about I don’t care… you’re talking about me!

  47. magickal

    Sorry, #111, it’s so hard to keep track of the trolls. Now I was sure yours had its name linked to a gay website – I feel for it once – uggghhh!!! Now I see there must be more! Such a shame, too, it was kinda funny too. Colostomy bag.

  48. JLG

    jrzmommy is going to a psychotherapist? That would explain a lot, you’ve got serious problems. You should switch to a better therapist.

  49. JLG

    are you really someone’s mommy?

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