Here’s Angelina Jolie promoting Salt in Moscow yesterday, and considering these are all over the Internet, I’m mostly posting them to illustrate a point about anyone calling for a return to McCarthyism: You’d legally have to shoot her after this. Which, just to be clear, I’m not advocating as good or bad because that’s between you and your stance on child-collecting. Discuss.
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
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Mr.Q | July 26, 2010 at 1:58 pm
first!
Mee Mee | July 27, 2010 at 10:12 am
That looks like ORANGE to me.
Mary | July 26, 2010 at 1:59 pm
No, no, no… Everything about this is just so… wrong….. She used to be so cool but now… Pretty beautiful though!
dudeatdudedotdude | July 26, 2010 at 2:00 pm
saw lara croft:tomb raider over the weekend. reminded me that the angelina-aniston debate was settled years ago. when croft runs out of the temple at the end of the movie and those power tits of hers do that wonderful piston like slo-mo dance up and down.. struck me how aniston will NEVER look that sexy. not ever.
Beantown Babe | July 26, 2010 at 2:06 pm
that was not all Angelina–they enhanced her by a cup size for that movie–she talked about it frequently in interviews
dudeatdudedotdude | July 26, 2010 at 2:19 pm
oh no doubt–hollywood’s all about fantasy. conversely the most action aniston’s seen was getting fucked by lumberg :-O
useless eater | July 26, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Wow! She is gorgeous. Of course, being heterosexual and not the handsome stud like the other dudes here, I am easily pleased.
jo | July 26, 2010 at 2:01 pm
she looks good
FrankNfrtr | July 26, 2010 at 2:12 pm
AJ gets an A+ for her promotional wardrobe while out stumping for this movie. Looks like she’s had a sandwich or 2 as well. Good going AJ!
The movie itself was standard noisy summer escapist fare; that gets a B.
Perhaps the sequel will be better.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 26, 2010 at 2:18 pm
WELCOME HERE ANGIE !!!
MI TEBYA LUBIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XOXXOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Andy | July 26, 2010 at 2:21 pm
She only made “Salt” to taunt Jennifer Aniston over losing Brad because she wouldn’t swallow.
dude! | July 26, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Her and Brad P are total media whores. Just sayin.
stinky mcpoop | July 26, 2010 at 2:29 pm
She wears red to hide the blinking button on her hand telling her she’s going to be replaced by Megan Fox in future roles requiring red-hot and batshiat-crazy brunettes.
Dress to sell, Angelina, you freak-nasty baby snatcher. And remember – coffee is for closers.
Bunny | July 26, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Say all you want about her…. but remember every night she gets the delicious Mr. Pitt and his beautiful cock deep inside of her. She needs to bottle whatever shes got.
You can take that to the bank.
Ron Burgandy's ballsack | July 26, 2010 at 3:04 pm
She makes a hot homewrecker.
Richard McBeef | July 26, 2010 at 3:05 pm
is orange the new red or is my 1998 viewsonic 15″ CRT a piece of shit?
Cock Dr | July 26, 2010 at 3:38 pm
YES
ugottabekidding | July 26, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Nah, not your vewsonic. Dress does look orange in a few pics and red in others. Still beautiful, no matter what color dress though.
Old Handy | July 26, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Can we please stop pretending that this woman was ever attractive? The only people who consider her hot are people who were pre-pubescent when Hackers was released. I know how that is, I used to think Farrah Fawcet was hot, until I realized my tiny child mind wasn’t able to process ‘marketing’.
ugottabekidding | July 26, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Don’t see any benefit in pretending. If you don’t find her attractive, then so be it. However, there are plenty of us who find her stunning. Not to mention that as Bunny mentioned above, she’s bangin’ Brad on the regular. I’d take that!
buttfuck | July 26, 2010 at 4:22 pm
restalyn face, sad, not her too
buttfuck | July 26, 2010 at 4:23 pm
dress is the shade ‘valentino red’
Rachel | July 26, 2010 at 5:36 pm
Honestly, I think that dress is awful. The fabric looks cheap, the hem is too short (long dresses are supposed to brush the ground, not your ankles, PLEASE!), and the color (even if it is “Valentino red”) just doesn’t suit. She would’ve done better in a deeper red with her skin tone.
Put simply, she looks like a mother-of-the-bride in a cheap chiffon gown. Poor choice, Ms. Jolie and publicist!
buttfuck | July 27, 2010 at 11:00 am
agree!
SrfStrng | July 26, 2010 at 7:46 pm
OH MY GOD! WOW! She looks stunning! I can’t take my eyes off her. She looks like a true movie star and a diva. She is so beautiful… WOW!
RaraAvis | July 26, 2010 at 8:00 pm
Sure looks like orange to me…
Fati87 | July 26, 2010 at 11:22 pm
So? FYI – Russia isn’t in the slightest bit embarrassed or anything about having been RED. It’s not a touchy subject for us. In fact, even today’s youth often proudly displays the Soviet flag. So… Beware, America…
captain america | July 27, 2010 at 12:16 am
be sure: RUSSIANS ARE USED TO CHEATERS ALREADY, folks!!
M | July 27, 2010 at 4:17 am
yay her arms and hands look normal in these.
Matt2 | July 27, 2010 at 9:11 pm
This dress she is wearing is pleasing to my eyes. She look hot.
maya | July 28, 2010 at 8:02 pm
she better wear a red ass dress and market that movie with her looks because the film sure as hell sucks and we’re beginning to realize how lame and predictable she is. yeah, she’s such a “bad ass”…hope her jaw implant is still in place and didn’t get knocked out while filming.