Angelina Jolie Wore Red in Russia. Subtle.

July 26th, 2010 // 44 Comments

Here’s Angelina Jolie promoting Salt in Moscow yesterday, and considering these are all over the Internet, I’m mostly posting them to illustrate a point about anyone calling for a return to McCarthyism: You’d legally have to shoot her after this. Which, just to be clear, I’m not advocating as good or bad because that’s between you and your stance on child-collecting. Discuss.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News


  1. Mr.Q


  2. Mary

    No, no, no… Everything about this is just so… wrong….. She used to be so cool but now… Pretty beautiful though!

  3. Angelina Jolie
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    The dress looks orange in some pictures and red in others…

  4. saw lara croft:tomb raider over the weekend. reminded me that the angelina-aniston debate was settled years ago. when croft runs out of the temple at the end of the movie and those power tits of hers do that wonderful piston like slo-mo dance up and down.. struck me how aniston will NEVER look that sexy. not ever.

  5. useless eater

    Wow! She is gorgeous. Of course, being heterosexual and not the handsome stud like the other dudes here, I am easily pleased.

  6. jo

    she looks good

  7. AJ gets an A+ for her promotional wardrobe while out stumping for this movie. Looks like she’s had a sandwich or 2 as well. Good going AJ!
    The movie itself was standard noisy summer escapist fare; that gets a B.
    Perhaps the sequel will be better.

  8. Angelina Jolie
    Commented on this photo:

    Love her!

  9. Angelina Jolie
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    My god….she is so pretty.
    And this is a great shot because you can’t see the skin grafitti.

  10. Doc Schweinstrudel

    MI TEBYA LUBIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XOXXOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  11. Angelina Jolie
    Doc Schweinstrudel
    Commented on this photo:

    DAMMIT! I couldn’t stay in the city because it was too damn hot but now man I have preaks of consciousness!!!!!!!!! MY GOD I ADORE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IN THE WORLD! I Love American girls

  12. Andy

    She only made “Salt” to taunt Jennifer Aniston over losing Brad because she wouldn’t swallow.

  13. dude!

    Her and Brad P are total media whores. Just sayin.

  14. stinky mcpoop

    She wears red to hide the blinking button on her hand telling her she’s going to be replaced by Megan Fox in future roles requiring red-hot and batshiat-crazy brunettes.

    Dress to sell, Angelina, you freak-nasty baby snatcher. And remember – coffee is for closers.

  15. Angelina Jolie
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish, are you color blind?? The color she’s wearing is called ORANGE, not red!!

    • Hugh Gentry

      in one pic it looks orange, but if you open your eyes and look at the other pics, she’s wearing red you moron.

  16. Bunny

    Say all you want about her…. but remember every night she gets the delicious Mr. Pitt and his beautiful cock deep inside of her. She needs to bottle whatever shes got.

    You can take that to the bank.

  17. Angelina Jolie
    Poop Monster
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually Inna, It is a orange-red, but still red.

  18. Ron Burgandy's ballsack

    She makes a hot homewrecker.

  19. Richard McBeef

    is orange the new red or is my 1998 viewsonic 15″ CRT a piece of shit?

  20. Old Handy

    Can we please stop pretending that this woman was ever attractive? The only people who consider her hot are people who were pre-pubescent when Hackers was released. I know how that is, I used to think Farrah Fawcet was hot, until I realized my tiny child mind wasn’t able to process ‘marketing’.

    • Don’t see any benefit in pretending. If you don’t find her attractive, then so be it. However, there are plenty of us who find her stunning. Not to mention that as Bunny mentioned above, she’s bangin’ Brad on the regular. I’d take that!

  21. buttfuck

    restalyn face, sad, not her too

  22. buttfuck

    dress is the shade ‘valentino red’

  23. Rachel

    Honestly, I think that dress is awful. The fabric looks cheap, the hem is too short (long dresses are supposed to brush the ground, not your ankles, PLEASE!), and the color (even if it is “Valentino red”) just doesn’t suit. She would’ve done better in a deeper red with her skin tone.

    Put simply, she looks like a mother-of-the-bride in a cheap chiffon gown. Poor choice, Ms. Jolie and publicist!

  24. Angelina Jolie
    Commented on this photo:

    Not a hint of an erection.
    And I don’t even know if that makes me sad for her, or myself.

  25. Angelina Jolie
    Commented on this photo:

    I really love her face!

  26. OH MY GOD! WOW! She looks stunning! I can’t take my eyes off her. She looks like a true movie star and a diva. She is so beautiful… WOW!

  27. RaraAvis

    Sure looks like orange to me…

  28. Fati87

    So? FYI – Russia isn’t in the slightest bit embarrassed or anything about having been RED. It’s not a touchy subject for us. In fact, even today’s youth often proudly displays the Soviet flag. So… Beware, America…

  29. Angelina Jolie
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s as ugly as effen sin …
    these foto’s are a bit more honest than the shopped fantasies forced on us on a daily basis ..
    her big ol’ bumpy HUGE head & skeletal body with no waist is very ‘OFF’ ..
    no charisma or mystery ..
    just another self important control freak-o…
    she’s awful ..when will the truth come out about this skank ..
    queen ‘beaute ‘ betta’o something about those jaws too ..
    use the wig to cover it up bitch ..
    i can doublepark 3 cars under that aggressive chin …

  30. captain america


  31. Angelina Jolie
    Commented on this photo:

    nice veins, you don t need jewels anymore “Jolie”

  32. M

    yay her arms and hands look normal in these.

  33. Matt2

    This dress she is wearing is pleasing to my eyes. She look hot.

  34. Angelina Jolie
    Paula Bere
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s truly beautiful, but her arms Oh God they’re uglyyy!

  35. maya

    she better wear a red ass dress and market that movie with her looks because the film sure as hell sucks and we’re beginning to realize how lame and predictable she is. yeah, she’s such a “bad ass”…hope her jaw implant is still in place and didn’t get knocked out while filming.

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