Angelina Jolie Hired Olivia Pope, I Don’t Know What That Means
Outside of Kate Hudson’s refreshing lack of chill, it’s been quiet on the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie divorce front. A little too quiet. But now comes word that Angelina Jolie has hired the real-life Olivia Pope, which is apparently the biggest news in the world to people who watch TV shows that aren’t about superheroes or opposing views on the return of magic to Britain. (My life is dope.) So here’s Lainey Gossip’s rundown because she actually knows what Scandal is about whereas my last post was about Kris Jenner shooting a burrito because I’m barely literate. This is for your own good.
UPDATE: And Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have reached a custody agreement. Goddamn, whoever you are lady.