Which apparently has a penis. Neat.
Here’s Angelina Jolie roaming the British countryside in search of wayward children to add to her glass menagerie which some people will try and tell you is simply her filming scenes for Maleficent, a retelling of Sleeping Beauty from the evil queen’s perspective, which doesn’t even make sense. This is child-stealing. We’re looking at child-stealing. Also, for those of you who are curious if Madonna takes a similar form, she stole an invisibility cloak from Ramses on her 40th birthday so no one really knows. (I’ve always fancied her a winged scavenger while Angelina prefers the thrill of a ground hunt, but that’s just me.)
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Her pee smells funny
Devouring children is kind of like eating asparagus. It’s annoying but they’re mm-mmm good.
And potatoe.
Wow, I’ll bet those horns are nearly as pointy as her cheekbones (hips, shoulders, etc).
Oh its that weird looking cunt that can’t act but think she walks on water.
See that brown furry thing behind her?
Five minutes previously that was an assistant director who unfortunately made a comment within Ms. Jolie’s hearing about how much he loved Jen on “Friends”.
I won’t be completely convinced until I see the cloven hoof.
Sheer?
Merkin?
The adoption/child stealing jokes are old & were never funny.
Considering she has not adopted since 2007 (5 years) and only has 3 adopted children it makes no sense.
STFU Angelina.
oh don’t be like that, you know it was funny – she went on an adoption spree, who cares how long ago it was, it happened.
I’m sure she’ll nail this gig; She is in her natural form.
Oh look, a cameo by the Kardashians.
I don’t see the costume.
“Dang it, Angie! For the LAST time, stop stealing children and hiding them in your outfits!”
She should really start shaving that hump on her back.
I always thought the fangs would be longer. Maybe she hasn’t completely transformed yet.
And that’s the image from my nightmares, right there.
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It looks like community theater
“Hey Angie, you’re even hornier than I am!”
Thank god, someone finally made a horny joke.
Bless you father.
It wouldn’t be honest not to credit the Vatican City autocorrect feature. The intended undoubtedly comment had something to do with wells and Jews but the IT department has been on that issue since day 1. Happy to be at your service, and have a great day!
I wonder if Brad has her wear that to bed.
“So I just ‘blend in’ until they bring us back to the village for feeding, and THAT’S where all the children will be?”
Perfect Frank!
From the left: Kim’s butt, Khloe, Angelina, Kourtney and the two Jenner minions.
That’s a maleficent cameltoe.
Two penises! On her head.
those f-ing horns have more meat on them than her legs!