Angelina Jolie will see Jennifer Aniston’s upskirt and raise her one COMIC-CON, SLUT! BOOM! (I’ve had a lot of coffee this morning.)
Here’s the Puckered One all leather-clad at Comic-Con yesterday to talk about Salt because I guess that’s like a superhero movie. When pressed for reactions afterward, most audience members responded with: “Geh!”; “It hurts.”; “DON’T LOOK AT ME!”; “Dammit, these Underoos cost $50 on eBay.” and “Why didn’t she talk about Battlestar? Wait, never mind, me just saying the word ‘Battlestar’ finished the job because I’m a nerd and come in my pants a lot for such is the nature of our magic.”
[Disclosure: Written by a man who habitually goes to the comic shop every Wednesday.]
Photos: Splash News
once upon a time | July 23, 2010 at 11:14 am
She looks good when dressed, but just don’t show too much skin angelina, it becomes pretty scary.
frunken | July 23, 2010 at 11:15 am
Glad i voted for Erin every time, she fits the banner so well. Hoping she becomes permanent.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 23, 2010 at 11:20 am
stfu
Anonymous | July 23, 2010 at 11:24 am
x2
John Holmes | July 23, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Where can we get more Erin?
dudeatdudedotdude | July 23, 2010 at 2:19 pm
there’s a lot of shots of erin here: go to google, type “lemon party” then click ‘i’m feeling lucky’~ thank me later
FrankNfrtr | July 23, 2010 at 11:16 am
Fantastic. She always looks her best in bitch black leather & the nasty tattoos are concealed.
Sorry Jennifer.
AnnaDraconida | July 23, 2010 at 11:22 am
She looks gorgeous as long as she keeps her scary bony limbs dressed up in black clothes.
Salt is quite possibly the worst movie title ever & she’s far too frail to be believable as an action hero.
carolyn lee | July 24, 2010 at 11:50 pm
if you see the movie then it is very believable that she is a badass . The action scenes are very well done . All the movie critics agree .
JRS22 | July 23, 2010 at 11:23 am
Here we go comparing them two again. Can’t you make a post about one without mentioning the other?
Casey | July 23, 2010 at 12:24 pm
In all fairness to the Fish, if he didn’t mention one without the other, the comments still would, so it really wouldn’t make your head hurt any more than it does. :)
Ben Dover | July 23, 2010 at 11:29 am
That is like comparing Taylor Momsen to Miley Cyrus , there is no comparison.
II | July 23, 2010 at 11:30 am
Psycho Eyes
Pat C | July 23, 2010 at 11:43 am
So, what’s good in comics nowadays?
Anonymous | July 23, 2010 at 11:49 am
Meh…Angelina Jolie looks good but hasn’t been superhot in years.
guestspeaker | July 23, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Yep Angie. Keep it covered. Hot star who looks better fully clothed! Beautiful face (except when she smiles full on and exposes her huge slanted teeth).
SO RIGHT | July 23, 2010 at 1:59 pm
I’ll say it again…SALT got like a 1 star out of 5. BAD
Crowbar McGee | July 23, 2010 at 2:00 pm
God damn, people, she isn’t hot, she’s got AIDS or bulemia or a tape worm or something. Eat some damn food. She was only hot for about 4 minutes in the 1990s.
g-money | July 23, 2010 at 2:20 pm
The can’t all be obese like you like them.
Mart | July 23, 2010 at 2:55 pm
May be Brad and Angelina should sue you for slander.
I hope so.
Mart | July 23, 2010 at 2:57 pm
I hope Brad and Angelina sue you for that lie.
Mart | July 23, 2010 at 3:00 pm
So sorry for the double post and it was directed to Crowbar McGee.
Saltlick | July 23, 2010 at 6:16 pm
I hope Crowbar McGee sues you for having an opinion.
g-money | July 23, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Wiener ????
Gando | July 23, 2010 at 2:40 pm
I’m just wondering if Megan Fox wouldn’t do a better (Lara Croft) job.
Rhialto | July 23, 2010 at 2:46 pm
She’d look a bit pale.Her health isn’t excellent at the moment.
Galtacticus | July 23, 2010 at 3:09 pm
She doesn’t like to do promo work.But sometimes she must . . .
Mart | July 23, 2010 at 2:53 pm
She looks hot for sure. Something about Jennifer freaks that just can’t stay away from a Angelina post. Wonder why Jennifer’s camp is so worried about Salt? Jen’s pr team have hit the Internet posting like crazy. Why so worried?
Nah! | July 23, 2010 at 3:35 pm
I just think you are the one who is worried…lol.
Just Sayin' | July 23, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Aside from Fish, you’re the first one to mention JA. Congrats, freak.
Saltlick | July 23, 2010 at 6:17 pm
I hope JA sues you for being lame.
McFeely Smackup | July 23, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Angelina is definitely the the hottest “clothes on” actress in hollywood. But when the clothes come off…whoa, it’s a fucking freakshow.
Bony, anorexic, and covered in tattoos is not a good look for bonermaking.
Just Sayin' | July 23, 2010 at 5:21 pm
My new favorite word. “Bonermaking”.
Marc | July 23, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Her face is stunning. HOT. Love her.
bland salt | July 23, 2010 at 5:42 pm
I agree, James Haven does look lovely in this picture. I guess you start resembling who you bone.
See Alice | July 23, 2010 at 4:51 pm
I agree she always looks great with clothes on . Who wants to see a bag of bones with nasty tattoos .
Jeannified | July 23, 2010 at 5:02 pm
This is the BEST picture of her at Comic Con. She still looks gorgeous in the others, but this is my FAVE!!! Love Comic Con…am here now, and will be back tomorrow! Got some pics of her, myself, from a friend who was able to attend the SALT panel!
geek | July 23, 2010 at 5:44 pm
yeah, maybe one day you will actually get to touch a girl
Twinkle | July 23, 2010 at 5:37 pm
She looks fierce in the leather. If you don’t think she can’t kick your ass then your delusional. She’s bad ass.
junky | July 23, 2010 at 5:46 pm
She cannot even kick her heroine habit. You cannot fear who you are laughing at.
DCMikeRotch | July 23, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Not hot with all those tats. The random scribbles all over her body make her look like a bathroom wall.
McFeely Smackup | July 23, 2010 at 6:30 pm
if you look at her from far away, she looks like she has a skin disease that left here covered in splotches and bruises.
cc | July 24, 2010 at 11:55 am
Agreed, they really do look awful. Looks like a crackwhore.
bridget | July 23, 2010 at 6:35 pm
PLZ this chick has such a butter face. she was beautiful once but after squeezing out those kids she probably has roast beef now to go with the butter face. She was hot before brad now shes just old and ugly
captain america | July 24, 2010 at 12:04 am
sorry, BUT WHO IS THIS STUCK UP?
brothabill | July 24, 2010 at 12:11 am
Face is weathered and she’s past her prime
She’s past 30,whaddya expect? She cant headline a movie no mo
There’s a neighbor’s babysitter 10x better looking than this twat, and not my neighbor specifically, just some neighbor has got to have a young woman who has a nice youthful face and body as opposed to Angelina.
Who is morphing into a ego driven madonna-esque figure only 20 years earlier.
Maybe its from adopting black babies that causes this, whatever, she’s turning into madonna, or skeletor, bleh same difference
carolyn lee | July 24, 2010 at 11:58 pm
maybe it’s from having any baby . Since some actresses can’t or won’t have any in order to keep their aging, fading looks . As if they can’t get old . obviously I find your comment about adopting black babies very offensive . It’s a shame you have not evolved as a human .
Rhialto | July 24, 2010 at 3:07 am
Hmm,$40M must be possible for her movie to open this weekend.
Nero | July 24, 2010 at 3:13 am
Maybe she’s gonna pull a Megan Fox?! That could happen as well …
Galtacticus | July 24, 2010 at 3:19 am
Fri:$15M
Sat:$16M
Sun:$12M
Gando | July 24, 2010 at 3:31 am
Megan Fox’s 2009 movie ‘Jennifer’s body’ made actually a little profit.Hollywood always wants to make hysteric amounds of profit.Little profit making movies are on forehand considered flops.
On your dreams! | July 25, 2010 at 3:05 am
Fri. 12. 5M in a 3, 612 theaters. It has a bad review, and very unrealistic scenes.
sen | July 24, 2010 at 5:34 pm
i think angelina would like 100000x hotter if she gained like 10 lbs.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 26, 2010 at 7:20 am
saw lara croft:tomb raider over the weekend. it reminded me that the angelina-aniston debate was settled years ago. when angelina runs out of the temple at the end of the movie and those TITS of hers do that wonderful slo-mo bunny hop, it struck me how aniston will NEVER look that sexy. not ever.