Angelina Jolie Just Pissed In Gwyneth Paltrow’s Organic Quinoa Cereal
Back in March, Gwyneth Paltrow complained about her plight as a working mother because one time she had to go to Wisconsin for a week and you have no idea how that hard that is. Although, in her defense, she did attempt to walk back those comments albeit while simultaneously dubbing herself a struggling single mother in the same breath, so fuck her in the artisan butt. Which brings us to Angelina Jolie who was asked about life as a working mother by NY Daily News and was having none of that shit:
“I actually feel that women in my position, when we have all at our disposal to help us, shouldn’t complain. Consider all the people who really struggle and don’t have the financial means, don’t have the support, and many people are single raising children. That’s hard.”
I make a lot of jokes about Angelina Jolie collecting kids, but at the end of the day, she does have the means to give them pretty fucking awesome lives as a family. Not to mention, half of them were adopted while Gwyneth Paltrow won’t raise anything that wasn’t imbued by the seed of a famous British musician and naturally sloughed out of her pomegranate-waxed uterus. This isn’t some pauper’s house where scurvy and canned cheese infest every corner. A pox on you for suggesting as much. A pox, I say!