Angelina Jolie Files For Divorce From Brad Pitt Over Drugs, Anger Issues

In a move that’s sure to make Jennifer Aniston’s nipples so hard they rocket into space, TMZ reports Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from Brad Pitt over concerns that his substance abuse and anger issues put the children at risk:

She’s asking for physical custody of the couple’s 6 children. She is asking the judge to give Pitt visitation. It’s significant … she does not want Brad to have joint physical custody … only joint legal custody.
Sources connected with the couple tell us … Angelina’s decision to file has to do with the way Brad was parenting the children … she was extremely upset with his methods.
Our sources say, Angelina became “fed up” with Brad’s consumption of weed and possibly alcohol, and mixed with what she believes is “an anger problem” … felt it became dangerous for the children.
We’re told there was no alleged “third person” … her decision to file was solely over Brad’s interaction with their children.

As of this post, Brad Pitt hasn’t issued a response, but we did get a hold of Mel Gibson for his reaction on the heels of Brad shitting all over The Passion of The Christ not even two weeks ago:

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In the meantime, a Page Six source claims a private eye caught Brad Pitt allegedly having an affair with Marion Cotillard. Lainey Gossip, on the other hand, says that’s not the case because this is probably just some really boring shit about Angelina Jolie wanting to join the House of Lords but can’t because Brad won’t sell their winery in France because it’s a fucking winery in France. You can pull the bottles right off of the trees. It’s amazing. (What’s a winery?)

UPDATE: Angelina Jolie’s people are adamantly telling TMZ that Brad Pitt did not have an affair with Marion Cotillard, and the only issue is his interaction with the kids. So whatever that does for you.

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