And Now Marilyn Manson Wants A Baby. Why Not?

“I hope How I Met Your Mother isn’t a rerun tonight…”

In case you were wondering just how infectious the Hollywood baby craze is getting, fucking Marilyn Manson wants to have a kid now. Yes, he tries to be cool about it and say it’s just so he can watch his progeny swear, except that’s why everybody has one. It’s the whole point. Via People:

“My girlfriend Lindsay’s twin just had a baby,” he recently told the U.K.’s Observer, “and I’ve started to think that maybe I wouldn’t mind passing my demented genius on to some small thing who can set fire and breathe profanity.”

Also, here he is talking about being secret tattoo besties with Johnny Depp just to emphasize exactly how soft Marilyn Manson has gotten:

“We have matching tattoos on our backs – Charles Baudelaire, the flowers of evil, this giant skeleton thing,” Manson tells the Observer. “It’s kind of a secret. People say to us, ‘Why did you get that?’ And we say, ‘No reason.'”

“And then we giggle right in their faces! Ahaha! Ohmygod, it’s totes mean, but we can’t help it. You should see us at the scarf shop. It’s like Lucy and Ethel.”

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