“I hope How I Met Your Mother isn’t a rerun tonight…”
In case you were wondering just how infectious the Hollywood baby craze is getting, fucking Marilyn Manson wants to have a kid now. Yes, he tries to be cool about it and say it’s just so he can watch his progeny swear, except that’s why everybody has one. It’s the whole point. Via People:
“My girlfriend Lindsay’s twin just had a baby,” he recently told the U.K.’s Observer, “and I’ve started to think that maybe I wouldn’t mind passing my demented genius on to some small thing who can set fire and breathe profanity.”
Also, here he is talking about being secret tattoo besties with Johnny Depp just to emphasize exactly how soft Marilyn Manson has gotten:
“We have matching tattoos on our backs – Charles Baudelaire, the flowers of evil, this giant skeleton thing,” Manson tells the Observer. “It’s kind of a secret. People say to us, ‘Why did you get that?’ And we say, ‘No reason.’”
“And then we giggle right in their faces! Ahaha! Ohmygod, it’s totes mean, but we can’t help it. You should see us at the scarf shop. It’s like Lucy and Ethel.”
Photo: Getty
Lunchbox.
Like I said…comet.
I’m off to the liquor store to buy a nice bottle of scotch!
Not just anybody can dress like that.
Dear Mr. (Ms.?) Manson,
Rather than making your own baby, please just wait 8 months or so and then steal the Lohan-Majors baby, because even you are a better alternative to their parenting.
Sincerely,
Everyone on Planet Earth
The formal letter is so 2010.
It’s weird to see Paul from the Wonder Years all grown up.
Is it 1995 again?
Ahhh, Marilyn Manson, living every ugly, angst-ridden 17 year old boy’s dream. Good for him.
From what little I know about him, Manson actually seems like a kinda decent person. A few million times better than anyone named Lohan, at least.
All the interviews I’ve seen of him, he’s a very decent, well rounded individual. A prime example of not judging a book by its cover.
This guy’s still around?
People have been fucking and making kids for fucking ever. Why is it such a fad to report on the fucking baby bumps and baby names and how many stools these kids make in their diapers? Who fucking cares?? “Rhubarb Chutney, Suri and Apple have play dates and shit their britches”. These is a fucking headline?
There are people in the audience at his ‘concert’.
Why?
not that im a fan ….but you could say the same thing about many so called artists.
I accidentally typed in http://www.thesuperficial.co and it linked me to sears.com
Why the fuck not, i think he’s more qualified than the other assholes that media sites give unnecessary attention to. He can afford to raise a child and unlike the others he’s usually a recluse.
Maybe if he lifted more weights, some bitches would take him serious.
Are you one of those bitches?
It’s cute until it’s your kid.
Ave stupidia
wow. what a way to sneak in pics of Rose McGowan.
That’s so funny I thought you said “Marylin Manson IS a baby” and I was all “duh!”.
It doesn’t matter if he says he’s Marilyn Manson. The babies father will still be listed as Brian Warner. Scary.