And Now Marilyn Manson Wants A Baby. Why Not?

July 16th, 2012 // 24 Comments
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“I hope How I Met Your Mother isn’t a rerun tonight…”

In case you were wondering just how infectious the Hollywood baby craze is getting, fucking Marilyn Manson wants to have a kid now. Yes, he tries to be cool about it and say it’s just so he can watch his progeny swear, except that’s why everybody has one. It’s the whole point. Via People:

“My girlfriend Lindsay’s twin just had a baby,” he recently told the U.K.’s Observer, “and I’ve started to think that maybe I wouldn’t mind passing my demented genius on to some small thing who can set fire and breathe profanity.”

Also, here he is talking about being secret tattoo besties with Johnny Depp just to emphasize exactly how soft Marilyn Manson has gotten:

“We have matching tattoos on our backs – Charles Baudelaire, the flowers of evil, this giant skeleton thing,” Manson tells the Observer. “It’s kind of a secret. People say to us, ‘Why did you get that?’ And we say, ‘No reason.’”

“And then we giggle right in their faces! Ahaha! Ohmygod, it’s totes mean, but we can’t help it. You should see us at the scarf shop. It’s like Lucy and Ethel.”

Photo: Getty


  1. That was a lob


  2. cc

    Like I said…comet.

  3. catapostrophe

    Not just anybody can dress like that.

  4. Frank Burns

    Dear Mr. (Ms.?) Manson,

    Rather than making your own baby, please just wait 8 months or so and then steal the Lohan-Majors baby, because even you are a better alternative to their parenting.

    Everyone on Planet Earth

  5. USDA Prime McQueef

    It’s weird to see Paul from the Wonder Years all grown up.

  6. sprucicle

    Ahhh, Marilyn Manson, living every ugly, angst-ridden 17 year old boy’s dream. Good for him.

  7. Tom

    From what little I know about him, Manson actually seems like a kinda decent person. A few million times better than anyone named Lohan, at least.

    • Ruth

      All the interviews I’ve seen of him, he’s a very decent, well rounded individual. A prime example of not judging a book by its cover.

  8. Bane

    This guy’s still around?

  9. Exit Only Out the Rear

    People have been fucking and making kids for fucking ever. Why is it such a fad to report on the fucking baby bumps and baby names and how many stools these kids make in their diapers? Who fucking cares?? “Rhubarb Chutney, Suri and Apple have play dates and shit their britches”. These is a fucking headline?

  10. Johnny P!

    There are people in the audience at his ‘concert’.

  11. Deez

    I accidentally typed in and it linked me to

  12. fuckityfuck

    Why the fuck not, i think he’s more qualified than the other assholes that media sites give unnecessary attention to. He can afford to raise a child and unlike the others he’s usually a recluse.


    Maybe if he lifted more weights, some bitches would take him serious.

  14. Sliver

    It’s cute until it’s your kid.

  15. Emma Watson's Vagina

    Ave stupidia

  16. Emma Watson's Vagina

    wow. what a way to sneak in pics of Rose McGowan.

  17. icu

    That’s so funny I thought you said “Marylin Manson IS a baby” and I was all “duh!”.

  18. Mike D

    It doesn’t matter if he says he’s Marilyn Manson. The babies father will still be listed as Brian Warner. Scary.

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