And Look Who’s Out Again

September 1st, 2010 // 39 Comments

I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies. And if that takes not going out to a club at night, then so be it. It’s not fun anyway. I don’t care. It’s the same thing every time.”Vanity Fair.

Once again I find myself in the position of wanting to call Lindsay Lohan out on her bullshit because here she is at Marmont last night which is at least her third time since getting out of rehab exactly seven days ago. Except it turns out she just learned her own father is attempting to sell her diary for a profit and I’m back to being amazed she isn’t mowing down innocent pedestrians to make the voices stop. Though not for a lack of trying. (Everyone get a look at her Maserati? Good. You fucking run when you see it. And I’m talking straight into a building. Sidewalks and playgrounds mean nothing to her.)

Photos: Fame, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Taz

    She looks old

  2. Lindsay Lohan
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    just die already loser

  3. Lindsay Lohan
    Like a G-6
    Commented on this photo:

    I can tell she’s been off the coke for a while from her thunder thighs. She gains a million pounds if she’s not cranked on coke or speed. She then can’t stand how fat and disgusting she is and jumps right back in that shit. Man, I think I have it bad addicted to those frikkin peanut butter pretzels! Gratitude journal here I cum.

  4. fester

    It will take about one more week until she is clubbing every night again. It is the only life she knows, she is too shallow to spend her time in more productive pursuits.

  5. Gene

    Great movies? She said great movies? Wait a minute…did someone hear her say great movies? You’re making this shit up, right? I mean…she actually, where other people could hear her, said ‘Great Movies?!!!?? Nah, go on with your lyin ass. Had me there for a minute. Yep, you did. Great Movies. Yep. Sucked it up like a gay guy in a dirty book store. Ya got me. Yessir. Gonna go feed the hogs now.

    • she has made a rather forgettable list of movies. It’s funny that the one movie the media uses to remind you of who she is “Mean Girls”, is a movie that nobody I know saw, or even remembers being in theaters.

      Here’s a fun fact, IMDB has her earliest credit as:
      “Late Night with David Letterman” …. Trick-or-Treater Dressed as Garbage (1 episode, 1992)

      prophetic, no?

    • mcfeely smackup

      she has made a rather forgettable list of movies. It’s funny that the one movie the media uses to remind you of who she is “Mean Girls”, is a movie that nobody I know saw, or even remembers being in theaters.

      Here’s a fun fact, IMDB has her earliest credit as:
      “Late Night with David Letterman” …. Trick-or-Treater Dressed as Garbage (1 episode, 1992)

      prophetic, no?

  6. Linsay Lohan

    I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies. And if that takes looking old and fat, then so be it. I don’t care.

    • Lindsay Lohan

      Okay, enough with the mean comments. Um… what was I typing? Oh yeah, my name. L-I-N-D-S-A-Y…had to fix that. It’s hard to type and snort, I mean drink coke at the same time.

    • Lindsay Lohan

      Ok, stop with the mean comments. Um… what was I typing? Oh yeah, my name. L-I-N-D-S-A-Y…have to remember that. It’s hard to type and snort, I mean drink coke at the same time.

  7. Kelley

    Take those hideous blue fingernails and shitty, dime-store bracelets and go for a long walk off a short pier. Take your family with you. Good-bye, yay !!

  8. Richard McBeef

    you guys talk like this out of rehab and back to the club deal is a bad thing?!?!?

    What if rehab worked for her? What if she changed her life around? Then she probably wouldn’t OD in the next few months and I’m out $10 for the office dead pool.

    Did you think about that? Did ya? I didn’t think so you fucking assholes.

    • Billy Seatsniffer

      what about those of us who have been waiting for her inevitable slide into hardcore porn to finally happen? Would it kill you to wait for that fatal OD until after ONE Vivid productions movie?

      • Richard McBeef

        Hey man as long as it all happens before 12/31 I’m down.

        Porn shoots generally don’t happen in rehab anyway.

    • what? you haven’t seen “Rehab Girls Vol 17″? that ones a classic, it’s got Amy Winehouse getting a Cincinnati Bowtie from Tom Sizemore.

    • What an idiot

      Richard, you’re an idiot. As a poster pointed out, the last thing you want to do when out of rehab is immediately go back to places that promote consumption of the stuff you went to rehab to conquer. So, if “rehab worked for her”, then the last thing she should do is immediately go bar hopping & partying at the drug hangout Chateu Marmont; it’s too much of a temptation for newly rehabbed people (who are still at their weakest). Pull your head out of your ass & think about that for a while…

  9. If Michael Lohan were really contemplating selling her diary then he should just do the honorable thing now and fall on his sword. What a fuckin scoundrel. But then, it’s not beyond the realm of possibilities that she’s in on it.

    Lindsay how long can you get back in the arena before your SCRAM goes off again. Quit playing with fire. Or are you *trying* to one-up Paris.

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    Anna
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. People commenting on this site are so… so… well-spoken. So intellectually stimulating and… polite.

    I’ll leave.

  11. bribios

    That quote was probably the best way possible to start this post

  12. James

    If Ms Lindsay Dee wants respect she needs to EARN it. So far all she’s infamous for is being a drunken, immature, irresponsible bum. She hasn’t made a worthwhile movie in 5 or more years. Wasting her time (which is running out), wasting her talent, maybe she needs to ask Robert Downey Jr. how to turn a life around.

  13. Lindsay Lohan
    One of the masses
    Commented on this photo:

    Well that looks like the Lindsay we’ve come to know and loathe.

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    Dave
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay, c’mon cutie, get your self together, remember the good old days at summer camp, on Dad’s vineyard, going to work with Mom, that is the Lindsay we know and love….Cut this partying crap!!

  15. Lindsay Lohan
    Ishkabibble
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking good, sister!

  16. Herman Bumfudle

    ok! you and jessica are so needy, and i love it. fuck!

  17. nameless

    Who actually respected her when she was doing great in movies? LOL

  18. sobrietyisacrutch

    I’m just waiting for her “Millions of Milkshakes” shake to come out.
    Although I have to admit, “Smelly Cocaine-Laced Firecrotch Special” may be a bit off-putting to the kiddies.

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    Mary
    Commented on this photo:

    lol, parent trap…awesome!

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    perrobichi
    Commented on this photo:

    what the hell is a Cincinnati Bowtie? Please clarify

  21. shootemup

    Looks like somebody switched from cocaine to heroine!!! Yay for Lindsay!!!

  22. Pathetic excuse for a human

    She’ll be dead soon. 2 of the most important things you learn in rehab are:

    1) Avoid dangerous places that entice you to repeat your drugging/drinking behavior.
    2) Take responsibility for your actions.

    She’s done neither. She immediately began partying & going to clubs late, and her vanity fair article is a pathetic joke; she blames EVERYONE for everything, the only person she doesn’t blame is herself. Oh yeah, she’ll be dead soon; she’s a total & complete attention whoring slutty loser…

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    Jessie
    Commented on this photo:

    You think she has thunder thighs in this picture? Go google Kirstie Alley… she has hunder thighs. You are the reason why girls become anorexic.

  24. WhatAJoke

    Who the fuck cares,die already.

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