…. having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear [Or Ewok.], and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority. And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast. And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? Who is able to make war with him? And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months. - Revelation 13:1-5
Seas typically have shores, right? I rest my case.
NOTE: Click Here for NSFW versions that I probably shouldn’t have even bothered to post. No, really, why would you even look at that? What’s a matter with you?
Photos: Splash News
Corven | August 16, 2010 at 12:50 am
My eyes are totally bleeding now.
Thanks for the encouragement to scratch them out.
bob | August 16, 2010 at 12:42 pm
What the FUCK is wrong with you fish? Hope you burn in hell for this sick joke!!!
jbm | August 16, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Her ass is about the only thing that isn’t so gross- preferred view compared to that porkie pie face, gut that hangs down low (why she is never in any 2 piece outfits), nasty fake hair, and that extremely annoying stupid stuff that comes out of her mouth – drunk or sober. I say- keep showing the ASS- it’s the best part of her and it doesn’t talk back!! Imagine any time we hear Snooki we just see ASS!!! Befitting for sure.
JM | August 16, 2010 at 8:45 pm
While pondering the alternative… I’ll have to agree with you.
greenearthwormdentures | August 17, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Ha! dumb people are some of the most entertaining animals, but seriously why hasn’t anybody shot this entire cast yet? I mean really doesn’t the possibility that these creatures might reproduce strike fear into the hearts of anyone but me?
Dr.Octagon | August 18, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Put this image in your heads, snooki & Flava Flav, kids…..(shutters)what would you call it? anyone has thoughts on this, I for one would love to see it….The horror, the horror…LOL
sabbyxox | August 17, 2010 at 1:51 pm
SOCKS AND SANDALS.. i know.
Bill | August 18, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Shese just completely nasty. Anyone who watches Jerseyshore is the problem to this.
captain america | August 16, 2010 at 12:59 am
………..you wished for a fat ass?
Hornball | August 16, 2010 at 7:23 pm
I’d stick my face between those soft cheeks any day of the week!
OneAdamTwelve | August 17, 2010 at 11:23 am
Me too.
Gen. Shiza | August 20, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Yeah, then she would fart in your face. Yummy!!!!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 16, 2010 at 1:27 am
Too bad Poseidon wasn’t waiting there with his prong thingie to send her back!
Althoughhhh….. ugh do i really wana admit this.. am startin to find this trollop’s ass.. quite sexy……. /.. boiyoiyoiyoing…… lol (cringe)
FrankNfrtr | August 16, 2010 at 9:38 am
The huge advantage to this angle is that you don’t see the face.
Poor little retarded midget……….put some of that MTV $ away for long term savings. I have serious doubts as to the staying power of whatever reality show lil pork pie “stars” in.
tom | August 16, 2010 at 1:33 am
I could have really have lived my life in peace without ever seeing that. Thank you for atleast putting a star on what ever that thing is. Fuck, I wouldnt fuck her with your dick.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 16, 2010 at 1:36 am
you can fuck her with mine. just wrap it and bring it back in one piece
its me fuckers | August 16, 2010 at 2:57 am
“just wrap it and bring it back in one piece”
I can’t stop LOLing at this! Omg!
Marcus | August 16, 2010 at 2:48 am
At least it’s shaved…
LadyP | August 16, 2010 at 6:30 pm
how can you tell she’s shaved just from her ass?
Pseudopodia | August 16, 2010 at 7:16 pm
At least it’s bleached…
UGH ! | August 16, 2010 at 3:00 am
this shit is not funny anymore
you have got to stop with this
suckitTrebek | August 16, 2010 at 12:35 pm
this is hilarious.
its me fuckers | August 16, 2010 at 3:00 am
Fish, you have been kind of freaking me out with your biblical admissions lately but I have to say, this quote just FITS the pictures. *bows down to THE Fish*
Randal | August 16, 2010 at 3:24 am
Beyonce looking gorgeous as ever, your fans adore you. Thank you Beyonce for filling our lives with your grace. This was taken outside of the stall above a garage where Beyonce records her next album, we all love to watch her wave as she goes up and down the steps. See you this fall Beyonce.
Randal.
Jigaboo | August 16, 2010 at 5:21 am
…you been smoking that camel weed again huh Randal…
Mel Gibson's Shrink | August 17, 2010 at 7:58 am
Haha, because Beyonce has a colored fat ass too, haha!
Hausdrache | August 16, 2010 at 3:58 am
As my New Testament professor would say: the book is called Revelation, singular. He threatened to flunk us if we wrote Revelations, plural.
in any case, these photos are revelations, but not of the kind I would want to read. *shudder*
Mel Gibson's Shrink | August 17, 2010 at 8:25 am
Why would you want to read the new testament kind either?
Cock Dr | August 16, 2010 at 9:05 am
I I hate Monday mornings, and this bare assed midget exploitation isn’t helping.
Michelle | August 16, 2010 at 9:29 am
Damn it I was trying eat breakfast.
chupacabra | August 16, 2010 at 9:36 am
Love the Biblical reference there. Really, that’s all you have to say. With the 42 months thingy, does that mean we’ll be seeing this beast for 3.5 years? God. Help. Us. All.
kingpear | August 16, 2010 at 5:21 pm
They are on the third season right now… so only another one-half a season
For broadcast that should align with Dec 21, 2012… hmmm….curious
Grand Dragon | August 16, 2010 at 9:47 am
it’s not her ass that disturbs me, it’s her blacksmith’s apron beer gut that disturbs me.
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 17, 2010 at 5:25 am
HA AHAHAHAH HA
No really HA HA HA AHHHAHAA!
HackSaw | August 16, 2010 at 9:48 am
I’d hit it.
jay | August 16, 2010 at 10:02 am
I’d hit it too…with a 2 x 4, with an elbow jumping off the top ropes, with a rusty chainsaw, with a dull scalpel blade, with fermented rhinoceros shit, with the heel of my shit stained foot, with a dropkick to her triple neck, with a man-hole cover, with a metal tube filled with concrete, with a bowling ball to the side of the jaw so she will stop eating and die like the dirty fat ass ewok pigshit-stain that she is.
horndog | August 16, 2010 at 11:25 am
Whatever dude…all you hafta do is not look at her ass or her face, just focus on her jugs and plow away!
Iz | August 17, 2010 at 7:45 am
ROFLMAO!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAH! THANK YOU DEAR SIR FOR CRACKIN ME UP! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA.
Admirer | August 21, 2010 at 12:14 pm
LOL! That was the funniest shit I have read in a long ass time!! Thanks for making my day jay.
EricBikeCO | August 16, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Being as though I am not perfect, I’d make her scream a couple different ways if it came to it. However, the question is not if you’d hit it but “how”. YOu have to overcome the toxicity of full-body PlastiDip (http://www.plastidip.com/home_solutions/Plasti_Dip).
This is certainly her best side; no fat gut, no fugly pie hole. Pretty much any hippo looks decent enough with her ass in the air.
Since PlastiDip doesn’t come in orange then I am probably not on her list. My IQ is also 100+ points higher than her upper limit as well.
Thumper | August 16, 2010 at 11:56 am
Making fun of the most serious book in the Bible is not a wise choice!
suck it | August 16, 2010 at 12:25 pm
You’re gay. This is a gossip site. Lightnen up. Jesus isn’t going to like you any better because you called out a gossip blogger on the internet.
Jenoo | August 16, 2010 at 1:46 pm
LOL
Jesus Doesn't Love Snooki Either | August 16, 2010 at 1:56 pm
@suck it – LMAO!
EricBikeCO | August 16, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Blessed shall be he that dasheth thy little ones upon the stones – Psalm 137:9. Now, before you shit your pants with the typical “out of context” Biblical fuqtardery, you go read the brilliant entirety of Psalm 137. Plain and simple, no way to misinterpret; kill your enemy’s children. So, if one is to believe (and not “ridicule”) any one sentence, verse, or word from The Babble, then one must go for the whole thing hook, line, and sinker.
“Blessed shall be he who is not a fucking hypocrite Jesus Freak” – Eric-lations 66:6
Nik | August 16, 2010 at 2:49 pm
“…and his feet were as the feet of a bear [Or Ewok.]”
ROFL!
i think in this situation the bible verse is quite appropriate
kingpear | August 16, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Judge not lest you be judged
Thumper | August 17, 2010 at 1:30 pm
I’ve learned that arguing with nonbelievers is pointless, especially over the Internet. However, you do have my prayers.
Luke 6:27-28
27″But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, 28bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.
WTEff | August 18, 2010 at 2:41 am
Bye the way. Jesus told me he hates you. Yup, exact words. He said it when he was giving me a reach around.
WTEff | August 18, 2010 at 2:51 am
By the way, asshat. It is not the most serious “book” of the bible. It was made up by a bunch of pedo priest while they were circle jerking in a luxury room which idiots like you provided them with, all the while laughing at how they are enslaving you with this bullshit religion.
Brian | August 24, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Wow, you have some serious anger issues.
VtFarmboy | August 16, 2010 at 12:26 pm
I have a gun in my mouth. Why did you have to do this to us? why?
FamousPlastic.com | August 16, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Jersey girls are sooo classy. Just look at those perdy designer knockoff purses.
kingpear | August 16, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Too bad that tramp is from New York. They just film it in Jersey. Dumbass
jony | August 16, 2010 at 7:42 pm
u mad?
kingpear | August 17, 2010 at 11:44 am
No… not mad.
Just surprised that she is being criticised for carrying a knockoff handbag.
Somehow they missed the trailer trash outfit and hairy man-ass, but they notice the handbag.
DD | August 16, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Funniest blog entry ever!
just | August 16, 2010 at 3:02 pm
okay look, fish. this is it. one more image of snooki on this site and i’m done. finished. i’m gonna find some other gossip site. it’s getting so i can’t eat my lunch and read this site anymore. PLEASE, for the sake of your readership. PLEASE stop this.
sir francis bacon | August 16, 2010 at 4:33 pm
since you are the most important reader of this website, im sure he will rearrange the entire world to accommodate your most meager whim
tj | August 16, 2010 at 3:50 pm
im married to an italian whore this exactley how they act my wife fucked my best friend then came home and made me eat the cum out….
Instead | August 16, 2010 at 9:20 pm
tmi
Bored with life | August 16, 2010 at 10:58 pm
If I had a nickel…
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 17, 2010 at 5:31 am
WHAT WHAT WHhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????
Dr.Octagon | August 18, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Well you just told me how to give a second hand snowball to everyone ima have try it on my friends thanks
LuvdaBoobies | August 16, 2010 at 5:32 pm
This is without a doubt the nastiest, skankiest worthless whore around – but I will say this – based on how juicy her ass looks in this picture – I would LOVE to come up behind her and grab those ass cheeks and bend her over the car – but I’d have to get it over as fast as I could because if she turned around and I saw her face…I’d have nightmare visions for the rest of my life.
WTEff | August 18, 2010 at 2:37 am
Not to mention the tasty fecal matter attached to her ass cheeks like a well shaved water buffalo. I would love to slide my tongue along those parameters, especially when you take into account the crap she eats and drinks. MMM…sweet and nutty. Better than Nutella.
Internet | August 16, 2010 at 7:15 pm
You hate her — She wins.
You love her — She wins.
Either way — She wins.
America.
duhatduhdotduh | August 16, 2010 at 11:45 pm
.Stop posting her ~~ WE win
Sven | August 16, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Goddamnit! She is going to leave nasty skidmarks all over the seats.
It must be a crying shame when your disgusting shit stains cost more than your pussy?
Patrick F. | August 16, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Right. She ‘forgot.’ Because she totally didn’t feel the breeze. She did it for the publicity and oh oh, look, she got it.
captain america | August 16, 2010 at 10:54 pm
she forgot to whipe her ass after shitting?
or is this an invitation for “Going Anal”, folks?
galtor | August 16, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Too funny.
If you like snooki, does that mean you have an ewok fetish?
Marcus | August 16, 2010 at 11:46 pm
Put a cork in it… This is worse than the gulf BP oil spill.
MORTIMER SNERD | August 17, 2010 at 2:42 pm
SNOOKI, MOONING EVERY BODY IS
SO YESTERDAY !!
noneofurbeezwax | August 17, 2010 at 5:32 pm
I agree witht the description except for one part: From the looks of that Bitches ripped out asshole, she ain’t healed herself at all!
LonnieK2 | August 17, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Haha she’s so funny!
nikkyraney | August 18, 2010 at 10:53 pm
Why does Snooki’s buttcrack look weird? I’m serious.
Bored with life | August 18, 2010 at 11:05 pm
I’d rather fuck her even fatter friend…
chase | August 20, 2010 at 7:17 pm
i would like to see these 2 grils have sex in there pick-up truck and kiss each
other in the mouth with there noses smashed togeather and lick each others
toungs while listaning to hank williams jr.
cisco940 | August 20, 2010 at 8:41 pm
who re u people anyway ? and why don’t u use ur real names. i signed up here by accident. ??????
cisco940 | August 20, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Who’s idea was it to put a “star” over the beat angle, What happened to “Free speech” in America?
movie news | August 21, 2010 at 10:31 am
wow.. i never need to see these kinds of pics of Snooki. do not want to see or have eyes burn.
hollywood news
name | August 25, 2010 at 2:30 am
mmm burgers,
Sunidaze | August 25, 2010 at 3:01 pm
She can wear knee-hi socks with her flip-flops but she can’t put on a pair of drawers? LOLOLOLOL