‘And I Stood Upon the Sand of the Sea, and Saw a Beast Rise Up…’

August 16th, 2010 // 184 Comments

…. having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear [Or Ewok.], and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority. And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast. And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? Who is able to make war with him? And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months. - Revelation 13:1-5

Seas typically have shores, right? I rest my case.

NOTE: Click Here for NSFW versions that I probably shouldn’t have even bothered to post. No, really, why would you even look at that? What’s a matter with you?

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Snooki
    THAT BITCH IS A SKANKY HO!
    Commented on this photo:

    GROSS! Her ass looks like she just took a fuckin shit and forgot to wipe her ass.

  2. Snooki
    THAT BITCH IS A SKANKY HO!
    Commented on this photo:

    WHAT THE FUCK!

  3. Snooki
    KidPistol
    Commented on this photo:

    ugghh … fat pig … bet her slit smells like vinegar.

  4. Internet

    You hate her — She wins.
    You love her — She wins.
    Either way — She wins.

    America.

  5. Snooki
    REVERV
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh great, I think I became gay for a few seconds …

  6. Sven

    Goddamnit! She is going to leave nasty skidmarks all over the seats.

    It must be a crying shame when your disgusting shit stains cost more than your pussy?

  7. Patrick F.

    Right. She ‘forgot.’ Because she totally didn’t feel the breeze. She did it for the publicity and oh oh, look, she got it.

  8. Snooki
    Pseudopodia
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    Socks with flip-flops.
    You sure she’s not from Jersey?

  9. Snooki
    Jeff
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    I like it and would love to eat it..

  10. Snooki
    Logan
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys are so disgusting….this is not attractive nor is it appropriate or classy at all. I mean, really? Get out more!

  11. Snooki
    D.to.the.B
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude! You.Are.Hilarious!

  12. Snooki
    yowillie
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    I guess if this pig wore panties no one would take her photo.

  13. captain america

    she forgot to whipe her ass after shitting?
    or is this an invitation for “Going Anal”, folks?

  14. Snooki
    Bored with life
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d rather fuck the even fatter chick next to her…

  15. Too funny.

    If you like snooki, does that mean you have an ewok fetish?

  16. Snooki
    Bored with life
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she’s worried a bunch of jizz will leak out of her ass…

  17. Marcus

    Put a cork in it… This is worse than the gulf BP oil spill.

  18. Snooki
    PorkPie
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s the problem? We’re looking at her face, right? I know she’s not very pretty, but do you really have to put a star over her face?

  19. Snooki
    supersonic
    Commented on this photo:

    why would anyone walk around like that? just plain WRONG.

  20. Snooki
    jennjenn
    Commented on this photo:

    i just don’t understand why she couldn’t wear something that fits ?

  21. Snooki
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmm, as I arrived at this page I looked out the window and saw a mastiff taking a huge dump on my lawn. I was initially repulsed but after seeing these pictures I am finding that dog poo strangely alluring.

  22. Snooki
    cc
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    If she was the shorstop in my baseball league, I’d bounce line drives off that face all day long.

  23. Snooki
    The Listener
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    This is ridiculous. It’s one thing if you wear a skirt so short that when you bend over or bend down to pick something up everyone can see your butt. It’s quite another if all you have to do is walk and the whole world can see your naked butt. It’s like she wants everyone to see her bare booty.

  24. Snooki
    zebop
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice ass for a talentless, loud, drunken whore midget.

    I’d fuck her…with a strap-on. The diseases up in that cooch would dissolve any condom.

  25. MORTIMER SNERD

    SNOOKI, MOONING EVERY BODY IS
    SO YESTERDAY !!

  26. Snooki
    Hateful Immigrant
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    She looks like a sumo wrestler. But even sumos tend to exercise from time to time.

  27. noneofurbeezwax

    I agree witht the description except for one part: From the looks of that Bitches ripped out asshole, she ain’t healed herself at all!

  28. Snooki
    Hateful Immigrant
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    The terrorists truly have won.

  29. Snooki
    Crat
    Commented on this photo:

    NSFW version? No thanks, not into Oompa Loompa porn.

  30. Haha she’s so funny!

  31. Snooki
    IM OLD GREEEG
    Commented on this photo:

    oompa loompa doompadee doo

  32. Why does Snooki’s buttcrack look weird? I’m serious.

  33. Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    Her buttcrack looks like it was once sewn together.

  34. Bored with life

    I’d rather fuck her even fatter friend…

  35. Snooki
    The Truth
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, you can see stubby Ronnie peeking out of there!

  36. Snooki
    pini
    Commented on this photo:

    Her ass is so fat and nasty, look she’s going up stairs and her butt checks are TOUCHING!!!

    I seen these girls at MY beech (they’re not from there) and they were wearing dresses on the beach, cause they’re fat, and gross.

  37. Snooki
    saywhat?
    Commented on this photo:

    How in the world can her ass be so fat and so flat at the same time, it bottles the mind?

  38. Snooki
    rich
    Commented on this photo:

    Even though I can’t stand the reality shows why does she wear a “skirt” that is above her ass and no panties then try to pull it down when the photogs are around taking pictures. If you’re gonna expose everything then go for it. why do women wear low tops and short skirts and either pull them up(low tops) or short skirts and pull them down(mini skirts) when someone looks at them. Totally connfusing world!!!!

  39. chase

    i would like to see these 2 grils have sex in there pick-up truck and kiss each
    other in the mouth with there noses smashed togeather and lick each others
    toungs while listaning to hank williams jr.

  40. Who’s idea was it to put a “star” over the beat angle, What happened to “Free speech” in America?

  41. wow.. i never need to see these kinds of pics of Snooki. do not want to see or have eyes burn.

    hollywood news

  42. Snooki
    new word
    Commented on this photo:

    “thuttocks”(tm)

  43. Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    could someone plz get snooki some shorts!

  44. Snooki
    Z3RO
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d tap that

  45. Snooki
    Kris Nelson
    Commented on this photo:

    Her ass looks like 150 lbs of chewed bubble gum.

  46. name

    mmm burgers,

  47. She can wear knee-hi socks with her flip-flops but she can’t put on a pair of drawers? LOLOLOLOL

  48. Snooki
    BlackMamba
    Commented on this photo:

    tis the grossest thing i have ever laid eyes on.

  49. Snooki
    williewon't
    Commented on this photo:

    Jelly is one thing, but is that a skid mark on her left cheek? Ummm…. wow. Someone show her how to wipe correctly.

  50. Snooki
    Kaeden
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not just logic. That’s really sniebsle.

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