Anais Zanotti, Ana Braga, & Tahiti Cora Will Wake You Up And Other News

Baby Goose loves sweatpants, girl. Ignore the crazy lady. [Lainey Gossip]

The Secret Service don’t have Necromancer rounds. There’s your answer. [Fishwrapper]

This is why David Copperfield owns an island. Only this. Don’t get me sued. [Dlisted]

Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

Snoop Dogg is making an HBO show about the drug wars in the 80s. You just read that. [The Frisky]

That Kanye West petition probably isn’t going to work. [WWTDD]

Believing in climate change is a mental disorder in Florida. [Death and Taxes]

Ariel’s still my girl, but I see you, Cinderella. [Hollywood Tuna]

Apparently this is Megan Fox. [Popoholic]

Justin Bieber is anti-Semitic now. [IDLYITW]

Reminder: Emily Ratajkowski is hot as hell. [Celebslam]

And Kate Upton is getting real boring, real fast. [DrunkenStepfather]

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