So, yeah, if that’s not Amy Winehouse peeing while standing up, I don’t know what is. This explains what she was adjusting in those bikini pics from last week. I almost feel bad for her “boyfriend” Joshua Bowman who was looking for some free publicity to boost his acting career. And by almost feel bad I mean I’ve been pointing at my monitor and laughing for the past ten minutes straight.
But, seriously, at the end of the day, is anyone really surprised to find out Amy Winehouse has a penis? With all the drugs she’s done, I’d bet money there’s another one down there. And it’s shaped like a stegosaurus.
Photos: Splash News
Jibbly Biggins | January 9, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Ew…..first ?
I was just thinking about how lovely her body was starting to look….nice and sort unlike the Madonna zombie skeletor…then I saw the stream of pee. Way to ruin things superficial!
Yev | January 9, 2009 at 12:59 pm
There’s no pee.
Look carefully!
Kool Thing | January 9, 2009 at 1:01 pm
It’s definitely the shrub. But I did need a second look.
Heath | January 9, 2009 at 1:02 pm
No pee.
le fag | January 9, 2009 at 1:04 pm
it’s an optical illusion. it’s just the bushes behind her… pray for amy. and this publicity-seeking man-whore who is obviously blind, deaf and dumb. pray for them both.
ciel | January 9, 2009 at 1:04 pm
she’s soooooo UGLY!
ciel | January 9, 2009 at 1:05 pm
she’s sooo UGLY!
Minty | January 9, 2009 at 1:08 pm
I think she is looking a lot healthier. Good for her! :)
RichPort's Ghost | January 9, 2009 at 1:10 pm
She popped the wrong pills and grew a penis.
ashers thrashers | January 9, 2009 at 1:11 pm
lol you’re REACHING. that is a shrub.
Sportsdvl | January 9, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Hey boyfriend isn’t clawing his eyes out in horror so you know she didn’t whip it out and start peeing.
Ted from North Folk | January 9, 2009 at 1:15 pm
I’ll bet she shits standing up too.
Praying for mimi.
Hughie | January 9, 2009 at 1:21 pm
I have a SWAT sniper rifle, a Remington M24. I can shoot this piece of slunk meat right in her eye from 800 yards. If you are interested in sponsoring me (ammo’s not cheap) please get in touch.
:as a disclaimer for the secret service and anyone else who wants to throw my ass in jail this is a satirical jibe aimed at denegrating this whowah. In reality I would only wing her!
Ummm...yeah... | January 9, 2009 at 1:21 pm
OMG! Fish I hate you! Enough with this fucking train wreck!
WTF is up with that dudes’ leg? Ewwwww! God! They are gross!!!!!!!
glace neuf | January 9, 2009 at 1:23 pm
what nobody realizes is that amy just signed on as lead spokesperson for the p-mate. google it, bitches!
ishi-san | January 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Why are you surprised?
In the end she is a trashy BRIT-GIRL! they all pee in the street and walk around barefoot in it afterwards. very normal!
Maggie From Buffalo | January 9, 2009 at 1:33 pm
I think she looks pregnant, which would def explain the weight gain! I am just praying that she isn’t, could you just imagine?!?!… that poor poor baby!!!
Jeff | January 9, 2009 at 1:39 pm
-17-
It is easy to see a protuding stomach on a thin person after they eat or drink.
Michael Zhivago | January 9, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Whomever is responsible for this ‘story’ is a complete moron and really, really desperate for attention. Had a little trouble breaking into the glamorous world of legitimate journalism and settled for this, huh?
And Hughie, we’ll be working hard to track your IP Address/location. Sorry, a threat’s a threat.
Sam | January 9, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Kim Kardashian was about to become a lesbian until you all pointed out that Amy probably isn’t really peeing.
kat | January 9, 2009 at 1:57 pm
shes a retarded ape that belongs in some sort of zoo.
kat | January 9, 2009 at 1:58 pm
shes a retarded ape that belongs in some sort of zoo.
SueMe | January 9, 2009 at 2:04 pm
What upper yall? She is a waste of a talent. This girl can sing her azz off, and sounds just like Anastasia. The problem is she’s wasting it all on the fast nasty life. I’ll keep her in my prayers though.
Vince Lombardi | January 9, 2009 at 2:05 pm
If she *is* peeing standing up, ‘twould explain a lot of things.
Tits McGee | January 9, 2009 at 2:07 pm
maybe she’s using a shenis
veggi | January 9, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Dunno, maybe this isn’t the right crowd to figure out if she’s peeing standing up or not. I mean, most of the guys here pee sitting down.
maite | January 9, 2009 at 2:19 pm
she looks pregnant…
B | January 9, 2009 at 2:23 pm
I thought, if anything, it looks more like she’s puking.
STFUP | January 9, 2009 at 2:25 pm
The skank needs to just disappear. Good voice or not, she’s a strung out, disgusting excuse for a human being.
Spectreman | January 9, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Wow she actually looks human and female in the top picture. Too bad her head can’t be removed and a law passed to make sure she is only seen from the back.
Ju | January 9, 2009 at 2:46 pm
That would be interesting, but it’s just the tree unfortunately…
WTF | January 9, 2009 at 2:50 pm
why in the world is she sucking her thumb in this one: http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/amy_winehouse_terrorizes_resor.php?bfm_index=5 ??
lola richie | January 9, 2009 at 2:51 pm
She could be pregnant, though I have to say my stomach looks like that because I eat a lot.
ok | January 9, 2009 at 2:54 pm
what’s on her fingers, feces?
p0nk | January 9, 2009 at 2:55 pm
@19, Michael, good luck with that. and say hello to Edna while you’re at it.
feces | January 9, 2009 at 2:58 pm
She is fucking disgusting and I guarantee she smells and has a sewer twat. She is vile and aggressive and anyone that thinks she can sing has never heard someone that really can sing. I have personally known a few nobodies in my life that can sing better than her. Really she has no talent but the industry pushes this shit on us like a loose stool and the idiot like half of you here suck it all in.
Morons.
taxpayer | January 9, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Fish: Women CAN pee standing up. It’s not physically impossible. There is the unfortuate problem of not being able to shake it off at the end, so you get that little dribble. But it is gravity, not a penis that allows you to pee standing up.
GO AMY: You’re brilliant. Keep off the drugs, and make some more of that incredible, unique music, so unlike most of the rest of the crap on the radio I hear,
Lain | January 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Where the hell is the stream of pee? It’s a branch, people!
Styxchix | January 9, 2009 at 3:41 pm
It looks like she’s leaning over either heaving (probably because she’s looked in the mirror) or looking for something she’s dropped (like her career). How long has this woman been on holiday?? Seems like forever to me. Whilst these pics are better than the vacant-eyed, beehived stumbling around London shots we usually see, I think she’s a tatooed waste of space and I’m sick of hearing how wonderfully amazing her singing is.
pup | January 9, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Is that her boyfriend or her nurse?
She is probably not peeing, but grasping that man because she is about to puke.
pup | January 9, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Is that her boyfriend or her nurse?
She is probably not peeing, but grasping that man because she is about to puke.
namegoeshere | January 9, 2009 at 3:52 pm
SKANK.
kinsey | January 9, 2009 at 4:27 pm
that is the stem of the plant…. your comments are getting more and more far fetched
Death | January 9, 2009 at 4:38 pm
come to me Amy I am waiting, you hideous whore
crackface | January 9, 2009 at 4:46 pm
I love you Sam, hahahaha.
authorego | January 9, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Is she paying her water bill or did she have to see a man about a horse?
fancy | January 9, 2009 at 6:39 pm
she’s probably just leaning over to throw up or something, she’d have to take down her pants to pee standing, unless she had a penis, which is unlikely.
Yknow she’s just regular looking, not that pretty but doesn’t turn my stomach like those surgery pictures you just posted. She’s a singer, she’s not one of those remastered singing models like brit of beyonce who are basically models with synthesized voices. Amy’s got a pretty great voice, and an amusing drug problem. But really would you start posting some hot people again. I mean Damn its gettin fugly around here. Am psyched about the leggy angie photos, but the jump is broke so i can’t look closer. That’s the stuff i come here to see. not that heidi girl – who is that anyway!!! And am certainly not psyched about seeing a cracked out dry heaving singer in a saggy bikini
sapphire eyes | January 9, 2009 at 7:54 pm
She doesn’t look pregnant to me, praise God she’s not or the kid would come out with three heads and 18 toes. And fins. Lots of fins.
I think her ‘bloated stomach’ is probably the result of a symptom of liver disease, called ascites. It comes about because of heavy drinking, a it’s generally not a good sign. It’s a collection of fluid around the liver in the abdominal cavity.
I have no personal feelings about Amy Winehouse one way or another, except that I really hope she gets the help she needs and gets healthy. Liver failure is an awful way to die.
a buffalo | January 9, 2009 at 7:59 pm
her pants are undone in the second pic… and that one branch has a bit of a glimmer on it that the other branches don’t have…
ET phone home | January 9, 2009 at 8:35 pm
hahaha what a poorly placed bush