Amy Winehouse not fit to make music – Ya think?

Apparently Amy Winehouse and her producer Mark Ronson were working on the title track for the new James Bond movie Quantum of Solace. For the record, Mark is the mastermind behind Amy’s Grammy-winning album “Back to Black.” Well, as Amy’s looks and ability to not headbutt people faded so did her career. Mark basically pulled the plug on the Bond project and declared Amy unfit to work, according to Sky News:

“We tried to work for a little bit. I’m not sure she’s ready to work on music yet,” he said.
Asked if the Quantum of Solace track will be made he added: “I don’t think so unless by some miracle of science it gets recorded and someone sings a vocal on it so probably not. We did work on it but we never finished it so that’s about it.”
Asked if the pair are due to work on other projects he replied: “No, we tried to work for a little bit. I’m not sure she’s ready to work on music yet”.

Okay, maybe she can’t sing anymore, but I think they should make Amy Winehouse a Bond Girl. Make Daniel Craig really work for that paycheck. I’ve got the perfect name for her character, too: “Crack Addict #3.” Bam! Cinema magic! I should really write movies – that aren’t porn. Though I thought “Balls Canyon: Return of Vagina Slim” was nothing less than a work of art.

Thanks to Kasia who’s Bond Girl name would be “Sexyonia McAwesome.”