Amy Winehouse: I gots me a hickey, I do, I do

April 30th, 2008 // 69 Comments

Welcome to another exciting edition of “Amy Winehouse’s Batshit Front Door Theater.” In this installment, Amy shows off her new love bite. She claims it’s a gift from her incarcerated husband Blake during this morning’s visit. Unfortunately, Amy was never taught the difference between a hickey and an attempted stab wound from a prison shank. But sometimes you just gotta let a girl have her moment – until she passes out from infection.

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  1. The nose knows

    I hate to say this again and again but i bet that pussy stinks like maggots on road kill.

  2. nini

    at least she change her shoes ….

  3. Sophie

    Oh god I just threw up

    I read #1 and threw up again

    Oh the HORROR (or maybe WHORROR?)

  4. bubba

    gross

  5. surlywench

    Amy should be the poster child for every school’s anti-drug program.

  6. yo

    where the fuck are her parents in all of this? shes going to shrivel into nothing pretty soon

  7. Cub

    —THE END IS NEAR! AMERICA (sadly) IS GOING DOWN FIRST!—

  8. Mandy

    Does she not have a complete horse face? Ugh, if she ever does get sobre she is going to look back on these pictures and want to burn them all. She is such a disgrace! She’s got all this money and can afford the best rehab treatement available, and she still screws up. I want her to get better but enough is enough. She’s a ticking time-bomb! I don’t think any guy would bang that!

  9. um, is she growing a beard? i thought those were only trendy on guys this season…

  10. When Blake gets out of prison, she’ll look like fucking Kim Kardashian to him.

  11. g-man

    she is quite strikingly ugly

    also blake must have the tightest mouth ever to give love bites of that nature
    i think the attempted murder is a good idea, and should be carried out soon

  12. #9 I think that they call it mutton chops.

  13. Ella

    My god… she looks fuckin’ disgusting! I still can’t believe show bad she’s gotten since 2004 when she looks sane and beautiful… sad isn’t it?

  14. She looks like a fuckin’ dinosaur..

  15. Ella

    *looked

  16. nipolian

    She looks like she should be riding a horse next to Dr. Syn in “The Scarecrow From Romney Marsh”.

  17. Time To Die, Honey

    She is so disgusting. It’s time for her to die already. Then maybe her life will have some value as a warning to others.

  18. RICHIE

    YEA HOLY SHIT… THOSE EUROZ AND THEIR FEMALE FACIAL HAIR… REAL HOT AMY, TURNS OUT THAT ALL YOUR AGGRESSION IS CAUSED BY YOUR FLARING TESTOSTERONE CONTENT.

  19. #19, quick read this………………….

    Fuck off

    Now, take the tin-foil hat off and get off the computer before your Mommy comes home.

  20. aja

    I never saw a hickey that looked like that. I think she cut herself shaving.

  21. Tbag

    holy jesus look at her legs.. how the hell does she even have the energy/muscle left to walk around at all?

    man but I still love her even though she is a hot mess. I kind of want to save her. But yeah she’s going to die pretty soon I would think. Cus she’s like beyond rehab and she has no desire to get herself clean. it’s shitty

  22. Tbag

    holy jesus look at her legs.. how the hell does she even have the energy/muscle left to walk around at all?

    man but I still love her even though she is a hot mess. I kind of want to save her. But yeah she’s going to die pretty soon I would think. Cus she’s like beyond rehab and she has no desire to get herself clean. it’s shitty

  23. Vince Lombardi

    Scabbed injection sites from heroin usage. No hickey.

  24. NY Ted

    Actually…after smoking a baseball size rock of crack…Lovely Amy just kind of leaned over and fell onto the floor with the still sizzling pipe trapped under her neck burning it!

  25. Harry Ballzack

    @19 – you really think so ?
    I thought “mobile biometric identification of suspected individuals, including terrorists”
    meant the Coast Guard is cleared for “water-boarding” for information too.

    Hmm …. I doubt the Government would waste taxpayers dollars on mundane ideas would they ?

  26. mmhmm

    She looks like a raptor

  27. yuristache

    I see that my last anti-Winehouse petition failed. Keeping count … my eyes have spontaneously bled seven times now from her ugly mug on this website. Thanks Superficial … you are keeping my ophthalmologist very wealthy.

  28. Quinn

    why does she dress like that?
    Is that the official crack whore uniform?

  29. Uglyass

    Everytime I see her I think, “she couldn’t look any worse” but it’s like, with every new picture, she looks UGLIER and UGLIER. Fucking shave! Fugly ass bitch.

  30. Look at her ribs – the wastrel definitely has anorexia. Now, is it drug-related (crack, meth) or a true eating disorder? She is beginning to die. Anorexia is realtively common among American Jewish women – is it also true of English Jews?

  31. Plekanec

    She is disturbingly, gouge-my-eyes-out ugly.

    Please no more posts, if we ignore her maybe she will go away (and overdose).

  32. jane

    shouldn’t she be back in jail by now? NO ONE has caught her with drugs???

  33. bosendorfer

    drug-addled reptilian-vampiress, we kneel before thee, we sons and daughters of the superfish!

  34. Crux the Magic Dragon

    Even though she looks like a $10 crackho instead of the £10 million Grammy winner, she looks reasonably clean although her fingernails are absolutely filthy. Blake Incarcerated Fielder-of-Foolishness must have a single fang, because THAT AIN’T NO HICKEY.

    5. surlywench – April 30, 2008 4:08 PM

    Amy should be the poster child for every school’s anti-drug program.

    A-MEN! I work for an elementary school, I showed last week’s visit to Winehouse’s goddaughter’s school to my friend’s daughters, one of the kids (a 9 year old) said, “She’s tweaking!” Sad.

  35. Snookums

    If it weren’t for her face…. *barfs*

  36. nothing

    Those are track marks.

  37. Kathi

    Man, I hate to say this (well, maybe not) but she has got to be the FUGLIEST woman I have ever seen!!! No, I’m not a beauty queen either, but next to her I look like a goddess!

    Not sure who would want to tap that, or why, but if I was a dude, I wouldn’t f**k her with somebody else’s dick!!! YUCK!!!!

  38. Do_Freebird

    Those are some really nice looking prison Tats

  39. Icky Hickey

    That’s not a hickey, it’s a small burn from touching a too hot curling iron to her neck. I do this all the time and not on purpose like her. Next time she should just turn on a vacuum with the round attachment and stick it to her neck, it would look a lot more natural.

  40. DISGUSTING!!! Nice to know that nowadays anyone can make it . Even a crack whore who someone picked up off the streets one day. Unbelievable!!! What is has this country become?

  41. Mousey Tongue

    That looks like a fuckin’ vampire bite…,

  42. This………………..WEASEL?
    Lives on cocaine, BET?

  43. jen

    um…please don’t posting shit on wino-she is fucking sick and no one cares about her.am i right?

  44. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    I wanna know how she can walk around in such skimpy gear, its pretty chilly here in London! The sight of her makes me throw up in my mouth a bit.
    Amy you are an embarrassment and disgrace to Britain, yourself and Jews.
    If you are gonna be a druggie suicide, then do it privately. Like shes reading this.

  45. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    I wanna know how she can walk around in such skimpy gear, its pretty chilly here in London! The sight of her makes me throw up in my mouth a bit.
    Amy you are an embarrassment and disgrace to Britain, yourself and Jews.
    If you are gonna be a druggie suicide, then do it privately. Like shes reading this.

  46. blah blah

    hey number 34, what the hell kind of school do you teach at where a 9 year old knows what tweaking is? and why don’t you try teaching your class, oh I dont know, math or english instead of showing them pictures of this strung out crack whore??

  47. English Bob

    She’s skanky alright, but you can’t take it away from her that she’s won Grammy’s, and all the rest of her awards. She has an excellent voice and songs, something those Barbie Dolls (Simpson, Moore, Spears etc etc) don’t have!!!! If you could give her talent to some talentless bimbo like Simpson you’d be on a winner….Who said winners don’t do drugs ???…..WRONG!!

  48. English Bob

    SORRY, superficial fans, what was i on calling Spears a barbie doll, she’s more like an Action Man (That’s G.I.Joe to all you Americans). Again SORRY!!!
    Hey Mr. Super F how about a post of someone really hot for a change ??? Nicole Scherzinger, Amerie, Mila Kunis, Kim Karda….oh no wait, i think i’m still feeling the effects of this mornings rock. Sorry……

  49. GalPal

    She is probably the most truly repulsive animal talk walk across any stage in half a century. And I’m including the circus. Jesus.

  50. Please… make… it… stop…

    No combination of drugs, alcohol, insanity, and Cialis could ever drive a normal man to touch that hideousity. That’s right, she’s so nasty, it merits creating a new word…

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