Amy Winehouse was allowed to hold a friend’s baby while recording in London today. There’s something about seeing a woman knock back a shot while cradling an infant that touches me deep in my heart. It’s almost soothing, you know? Like a stripper pushing a stroller. Or a hooker changing a diaper. Sometimes you just have to marvel at the miracle of life. *sigh*
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Tiff | April 15, 2008 at 3:36 pm
What were that boy’s parents thinking?
Sara | April 15, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Oh god, she’s teaching him already how to have shooters!
Boob Rider | April 15, 2008 at 3:37 pm
That’s one classy dame.
Ted from LA | April 15, 2008 at 3:39 pm
She’d make a great mother. Or door stop.
Bottoms Up! | April 15, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Heck in California a kids birthday party is nothing unless there are booze. Seriously kids birthday parties are boring and we only go to make the parents and kids happy. So bring on the alcolhol!
ta mere | April 15, 2008 at 3:40 pm
first
Twiggy | April 15, 2008 at 3:41 pm
CRISIS, HELP HIM FROM DEVIL
Beer Me | April 15, 2008 at 3:42 pm
@5 If I did not serve beer at my kids birthday parties, then hardly anyone would show up!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 15, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Ten bucks says that kid tried sucking on the tit tattoos.
Sid | April 15, 2008 at 3:46 pm
She needed a shot to quell the shakes, so really, she was being extremely responsible when you look at it the right way.
manohman | April 15, 2008 at 3:47 pm
If you look at the kid it already looks like theres probably something wrong with him. But still, doesn’t that bitch have facial scoliosis or whatever? That kids fucked.
absolute2 | April 15, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Good for Amy. I saw her at MilionairePersonals sitte called ———————WealthyRomance.c om——– –Is she divorced now?
Karen | April 15, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Does the kid look happy with her? Yes. Fucked up people can make great parents, eventually, when they get their shit together a little. Because they try harder.
Imagine the mutually pained expressions if Jennifer Aniston held a baby.
Sophie | April 15, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Someone said that is a Wheat Grass Shot……roflmfao
Randal | April 15, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Well, Amy would be a good mother and protect her child to the very death, if it ever came down to it and no doubt, her own child would certainly clean up her act. The baby is very cutie wootie, yesie wessie!
Randal
George Best | April 15, 2008 at 3:52 pm
better her holding one then having one. She is one scary woman. Your baby has a better chance of being normal if it is abandoned after birth in a field in the Congo then coming out of this womans chocha and having her be responsible for it.
FRIST!!! | April 15, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Awww…she looks so maternal..so natural…like a crack whore looking for a spot to ditch the baby…..
Whatever, maybe not. I’m just jealous because I don’t have a shotglass in MY hand right about now!!
Stupid work..
Pancho | April 15, 2008 at 3:54 pm
My name is Pancho.
I work on a rancho.
I making ten dollars a day.
I go see Lucy
to get some pussy
She take my ten dollars away.
Epilogue:
Randal, you suck.
Lion | April 15, 2008 at 3:57 pm
LOL that’s a funny, unusual picture.
Auntie Kryst | April 15, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I normally want to give this filthly limey jewess shit, but these are nice pictures. I love pic 7 the best. Git sum little man!!
Sambo the Ass Pirate | April 15, 2008 at 4:06 pm
this was the 3rd take. On the 1st two attempts she cradled the shot glass and slammed the baby down on the counter. EMS finally rushed in when she asked for a boilermaker.
Grunion | April 15, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Small infants should not know what crack smells like. this one now does.
mrs.t | April 15, 2008 at 4:20 pm
The baby got hungry and latched on, but quickly pulled away with a mouthful of soot, crack, and ashes.
He wanted his Mummy but had to settle for the walking dead.
Grunion | April 15, 2008 at 4:22 pm
#11″ facial scoliosis” may be the funniest thing I’ve ever read on here. thanks.
It’s like spinal bifida, only , you know, on your mug
randal | April 15, 2008 at 4:27 pm
My name Is Randal
I’m caught in a scandal
I don’t know quite what to say
I got caught sucking
And sometimes fucking
Men for $3 a day.
Andrea | April 15, 2008 at 4:35 pm
She’s nice and thin, so all the Kim-haters should be happy. This is their ideal. Enjoy.
Trent | April 15, 2008 at 4:36 pm
At my birthday parties we play quarters. The kids have to drink apple juice and the adults drink beer for the quarters game!
FRIST!!! | April 15, 2008 at 4:39 pm
I rule at Quarters..
Gez | April 15, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Oh, c’mon! What’s wrong with that image?
Maybe she has some bad habits, but it doesn’t necessarily mean that some ways of life are incompatible with babies.
For instance, do you remember trainspotting? There was a baby in that movie, right?
Ehr… nevermind.
NY Ted | April 15, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Re: Pic # 4
Amy: Oh you little cute sweety-pie…are you looking for that rock of crack that
Aunty Amy has hidden up her nose that she plans to smoke once she
puts your smelly little ass back into Mommies arms!
Baby: GaaGaa GooGoo, man are you fucking ugly!
Sergio | April 15, 2008 at 4:41 pm
#26
Here we go again with the exaggerations.
Amy is underweight and this is not healthy for any person.
Kim is overweight and this is not healthy for any person.
Being attractive means practicing a healthy life style by eating right and exercising.
Amy has it easier because all she needs to do is eat more.
Kim has it the toughest because she is use to eating and eating and eating and now she is getting fatter and fatter and fatter.
Janice | April 15, 2008 at 4:45 pm
No, Amy’s face is ugly, but her body is very close to what guys want, at least the ones who think Kim is fat. Hips should be slim and not stick out at all, and in general there should be a pencil-like thinness, like all the models. They call them “models” for a reason. Guys have been quite clear about this.
King Wang | April 15, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Hopefully that Red Rock she sweats out won’t get on the kid.
Though the kid would probably love it.
As long as she doesn’t show off her needle marks………
This is one whore I wouldn’t even pay for oral only.
Seriously, and I pay for all kinds of shit.
King Wang | April 15, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Oh yeah, that bitch is Incompatible with Life & Reality in general.
Before I forget, doesn’t she have the same kind of body Ghandi did?
Hell, he is dead, and he still weighs more.
O’ Dali Lama, your Tweaked Out love child is running loose……BIATCH!
Miserable Bastard | April 15, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Baby in Pic #4…
“My hand was just down the back of my diaper. This is what you smell like.”
Michael | April 15, 2008 at 5:00 pm
#32 Janice
SEE #31
I suspect you are fat like Kim and do not understand what an attractive fit body looks like.
Amy is underweight and is not considered a fit attractive body.
Kim is overweight and is not considered a fit attractive body either.
Go to your local gym and ask one of the male trainers to show you what a healthy and fit female body looks like.
Janice | April 15, 2008 at 5:09 pm
#36 – “SEE #31″ yeah, thanks, I was replying to 31, tard.
As you suggested, I asked a male trainer and he told me to go to The Superficial and look at the latest pictures of Madonna.
Please don’t point me again to your favorite gay hangout.
Doc | April 15, 2008 at 5:18 pm
@37-Madonna has manly arms yikes!
Take a look at Madonna’s manly big biceps!
Women should looked toned but not manly.
Kim looks fat and soft and there is no body tone to her at all.
Kim’s looks like she is already suffering from muscle atrophy!
Terry | April 15, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I agree with you doc .
People may lose 20 to 40 percent of their muscle — and, along with it, their strength — as they age. Scientists have found that a major reason people lose muscle is because they stop doing everyday activities that use muscle power, not just because they grow older but because they are fat and lazy like Kim Kardaskank.
Chumpleteer | April 15, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Scientists have also found that no one gives a fuck about their opinions.
Put more naked women pics up, you should call Richard Simmons if you want to work out…….
sameshitdifferentyear | April 15, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I wonder if her sweat has heroine in it.
didntneedtoseethat | April 15, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Whatever happened with the “impetigo”? Not to mention the termite-mound attached to her scalp.
John | April 15, 2008 at 6:11 pm
The kid’s her designated driver.
or
“A Winehouse ate my baby.”
woodhorse | April 15, 2008 at 6:30 pm
I remember that poignant photo of a bloody child running down a dirt road in war torn Vietnam. That photo made it into the Smithsonian. Maybe this is the companion piece to that one.
melissa | April 15, 2008 at 6:41 pm
did any notice that SCAB on her arm? oh my god, she is so sad
Ubberbestest | April 15, 2008 at 7:29 pm
I love how we make a big deal about the alcohol but no one mentions the fresh track mark on her arm
Shannon | April 15, 2008 at 7:46 pm
I hope her impetigo is completely gone. That shit is crazy contagious!
tree | April 15, 2008 at 8:01 pm
What a ^%$&$%$ woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported her joined the rich woman seeking sugar babies site ”w e a l t h y l o v in g . c o m ” and she is mentioned to find her sugar boy there! the magazine foolx she????????????or fools us?????
3rd rock | April 15, 2008 at 10:12 pm
What the hell is with the HAIR!??? It is hair, right? it’s NOT a rats nest, is it!?? That is 1 fugly bitch!! What the hell was thst babys mother thinking?? I wouldn’t let her hold a dog, let alone a baby!!
3rd planet | April 15, 2008 at 10:17 pm
I just noticed….look @ the next to last pic…..does she have any pants on???? She looks nude from the waist down!!! A skirt, shorts, ANYTHING???