Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are having a baby. The irony? Amy is currently seen with Tina Fey in Baby Mama which debuted at #1 this weekend. Somewhere Christian Bale is saying, “No fair. I don’t get to be Batman.” But he’s lucky, because I’d kill him then steal his bat-suit. True story. Anyhow, People has the details on Amy’s uterus:
The Saturday Night Live regular, 36, and her husband, Will Arnett, are to become first-time parents, their rep Lewis Kay confirms to PEOPLE.
The baby is due in late fall.
The couple have been married since 2003.
First off, as a huge fan of both Upright Citizens Brigade and Arrested Development, heartfelt congrats to Amy and Will. That said, I fear for their child. I know some of you might be thinking, “Oh, they’re both so funny. Their kid will be hilarious!” But guess again. If Bruce Willis and Demi Moore are any indicator, celebrity children are usually the exact opposites of their parents meaning Will and Amy’s kid will be one unfunny little tyke. Or, in layman’s terms, Amy will give birth to Jimmy Fallon.
Deva | April 28, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Really glad I woke up for this one….
First?
Jimbo | April 28, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Cool another women with big boobs. Even if it is only for a little while..
bakinmycake | April 28, 2008 at 3:45 pm
went a little heavy on the tanner didn’t ya?
ADAIR | April 28, 2008 at 3:46 pm
UCB was the Best show on TV. I sure am sick of all these Star Wars.
Krystal | April 28, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Ummm, are you going to mention anything about Will’s ridiculous tan??!?
UNCLE NED | April 28, 2008 at 3:54 pm
You wanna bet they laugh a lot in bed?
Jrz | April 28, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Is that orange guy the father? He should slow down on the carrots.
Auntie Kryst | April 28, 2008 at 4:02 pm
@6 Good observation. I always wondered how two comedians conceive.. You’d think one partner would start laughing hysterically when the other starts talking sexy and vice versa. The session ends sans coitus with both parties throwing lamps at each other.
PS, Will what the hell? Just come from the George Hamilton Tanning Invitational??
NO because YOU'RE UGLY | April 28, 2008 at 4:02 pm
#3. LOL, what is up with that, someone went to Lindsay’s oompa tanning spa. I dislike most people, but I LOVE these two. She’s actually purdy when she’s not playing a retarded 12 year old.
Meh can’t say anything else bad. Just like with her costar Tina Fey she called Paris Hilton a “piece of shit “and she’s quite funny and for that I will love her forever.
See if all you dinks want to know why so many people insulted Denise Richards it’s because no matter how hot you are if you are full of yourself and have nothing else to offer people will attack your every flaw an rip you to shreds, especially if you did a bitchy backstabbing slut-whore kind of thing to a good friend.
The lesson is as much as we bitch about people’s looks and are more superficial and vain here than Manriah Scarey herself if you can, always pick humor and character over looks and vanity, in terms of who you spend your time with and what you “work on” with regards to yourself. Because in the end the tits drop and the dick shrinks and everybody looks like a crumpled piece of moist crepe paper, but with humor and character you’ll be happy even when you’re getting your adult diaper changed and being force fed five day old Jell-O.
Call me sentimental but these mediocre looking comedy pro’s may grow old together even though Hollywood is a love, happiness and health annihilator.
I bet the fuck like bunnies too.
Vince Lombardi | April 28, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Less boring less good looking actor with better comedic skills. *YAWN*
pinky_nip | April 28, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Did that dude just pass out in a bag of cheetos?
Randal | April 28, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Congratulations to the both of you!
I have always been a fan of SNL and of Amy during her skits which has made many late night watcher laugh in hysterics. Her bubbly personality will reflect greatly on her child.
Well done, both of you!
Randal
Natty B | April 28, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I’d like someone to explain to me how this WON’T be the worst movie of all time.
m | April 28, 2008 at 4:25 pm
anyone who saw Blades of Glory dvd’s special features, or whatever, probably saw how these two said that if they had a child it would probably be an unfunny actor, like a Sean Penn kid, to quote them :P
congrats
nutsonyochin | April 28, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Considering WIll Arnett is Hilarious and Amy Pohler is dangerously unfunny im gonna say there kids gonna have an identity crisis maybe the next michael jackson…
Hecubus | April 28, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I feel so sorry for that kid, it won’t be easy growing up half lobster.
Alice | April 28, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Was it in vitro? I mean, how on earth did he maintain an erection?
Ted | April 28, 2008 at 4:42 pm
They’re quite odd looking, but irregardless, I wish them well.
nipolian | April 28, 2008 at 4:43 pm
There for a sec, I thought it was Rocky Dennis standing next to her.
Zni | April 28, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I hope the poor kid doesn’t get both her hair and her sense of humor.
BunnyButt | April 28, 2008 at 4:45 pm
6, I doubt it. I dated a stand up comedian for awhile and, consequently, hung out with a lot of comedians – none of whom had any sense of humor whatsoever off stage. In real life, they were all about self-doubt and neediness. VERY difficult to have fun in bed with someone who is asking every 10 seconds if he’s good. Oh, and Jim, if you’re reading this, I lied. You weren’t.
FRIST!!! | April 28, 2008 at 4:49 pm
#21 is that what happened to screech??
BunnyButt | April 28, 2008 at 4:52 pm
22, sadly, Screech probably would’ve been a step up from this guy.
bigjerm | April 28, 2008 at 4:57 pm
i think she might actually be giving birth to a filthy astronaut magician. they’ve made a huge mistake.
key | April 28, 2008 at 5:04 pm
“Amy will give birth to Jimmy Fallon.”
Zing!!!
steve | April 28, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Good work on the Jimmy Fallon sucks joke!!
I hate that doosh bag..have I mentioned that?
He is a fuckin frat boy bitch
Erica | April 28, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Baby Mama is sooo funny. I saw it on Saturday with my some friends. Congrats to her.
woodhorse | April 28, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Will Arnett, the greatest magician in the world. His wife I don’t know very much. Super congrats to them.
LL | April 28, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Aw, she’s so pretty.
And he, well. He’s….unnatural! But congrats, regardless. I’m sure the kid’s not going to lack any laughs.
Alicia | April 28, 2008 at 5:47 pm
They are an adorable couple but one does have to wonder what they are like in private. Are they “normal” comedians like Tina Fey? Or the crazy, wacked out, needy, attention starved types like Jim Carey or Dane Cook? Those two and many others are borderline sociopaths.
They seem normal to me though :). I hope Will Arnett is just trying to be funny with his Day-Glo look. :)
Al | April 28, 2008 at 6:05 pm
WHATTTTTTT. Stop talking shit about Will Arnett. He’s amazing, and wicked hot.
Alicia | April 28, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Who’s talking shit about Will Arnett? I mean, other than the fact that he lost his epic battle with spray tanner.
Tom | April 28, 2008 at 6:17 pm
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..
Sex Nuts & Retard Strong | April 28, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Who the hell is Will Arnett? And why does he look like someone shoved his head up Chester the Cheetah’s ass? That goofy “duh, I got some” smile of his makes me want to introduce him to a pipe wrench.
Katy | April 28, 2008 at 6:32 pm
I just got an Arrested Development boner… I hope the child is named Steve Holt
lambman | April 28, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Congrads to them, its nice to see a smart, funny, likable couple reproducing, hopefully we can start to even things out.
mrs.t | April 28, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Dear Randal,
I don’t think Will and Amy will read through this thread and get your personal note. Better send it to their yahoo account-you have the address, right?
Love,
mrs.t
emily | April 28, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Lay off of Gob. It ain’t easy bein’ brown.
lisabeller | April 28, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Whatever they say, the trueth is they got to know each other via a milioniare club ” M I L L I O N A I R E L O V E R.C O M ” where the millionaire & celebrity have romance! It’s always a place to make fairy marriage!
Dorito Man | April 28, 2008 at 9:54 pm
What; does she have his nuts in her fist in picture # 1?
Hmmmmm | April 29, 2008 at 12:51 am
You would think she would be embarrassed to be so much paler than him….. he should have given her half of the spray on tan he is wearing and then they would both look better…………. maybe
Binky | April 29, 2008 at 2:38 am
Well Ok. Amy lost me forever with her repeated pro-Clinton drivel.
(Remember to duck the sniper fire Amy)
Her husband, although he does seem to be fully introduced to the tanning booth, I can’t quite place.
Cliff Notes : He’s Canadian.
Binky : +Well that explains it + So am I….
I guess that’s why I still can’t place him.
edgar suit | April 29, 2008 at 2:49 am
…..and I am sure they will have equally half-talent,derivitive babies….sorry kids
Binky | April 29, 2008 at 3:02 am
Oh and Amy maybe quietly mention to Lorne Michaels –
9/11 was an Inside job.
Maybe the ‘Lornster’ and his zany crew could work in a few ‘zingers’ related to that.
Chevy Chase falling down was always ‘really big’ on the show previously.
Like, maybe, you could have the Statue of Liberty falling down painfully after googling “Sibel Edmonds” or “Urban Moving Systems”.
That would be pretty zany.
Or slitting her wrists and cutting herself with her torch.
Cliff Notes : I think that would be the ‘Weekend Update’ Bink.
Binky: Oh.
freejose | April 29, 2008 at 9:01 am
Will is orange as a Sunkist but she is so damn cute.
BostonTroy | April 29, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Amy’s preggers & Will is just glowing!!
Iqbal | April 30, 2008 at 4:53 am
Who the fuck are those two assholes? And don’t try to tell me they are celebrities.
Chazz Michael Michaels | April 30, 2008 at 8:16 am
Their sister Katie Van Waldenberg is much hotter. I’m a sex addict. It’s my cross to bear. It’s a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!
Steph | May 1, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Jesus Christ, he’s orange because he just finished a film in Rome where he plays this ultra-tan, rich asshole. It’s not a personal decision, it was for the movie. It takes two seconds to google this shit up, people.
I love them both. Amy as a female comedian standing strong at barely 5’2″ has co-started her own improv theater in two locations, has become ridiculously successful, and has one of the funniest men alive as her hubby. Gob? Come on! I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. Man is hot and his voice is husky as hell. So, so much love for these two. And they’re super sweet and homey if you meet them.
angie | May 3, 2008 at 5:35 am
There’s a new daddy in town…
A discipline daddy.