Here’s Amy Winehouse out in London last night where she surprisingly looked like someone who didn’t rape the inside of a dumpster. Sure, she flashed her panties and half her stitched-on nipple was popping out, but that’s not even the story here. Look how clean she almost looks! I mean, Jesus, how does that even happen?! Did we just flash sideways like on Lost? Were none of us ever really on that plane? I need to lay down for a minute. *breathes into paper bag*
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Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Jimbo | August 5, 2010 at 11:55 am
I still like the fake tits on this train wreak
shankyouverymuch | August 5, 2010 at 11:58 am
I don’t think they’re fake at all, way toooo lopey & secondly – I’d stick it into this cum-buckets pooper 10 times over!
Taz | August 5, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Those are FAKE
shankyouverymuch | August 5, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Nope!
Pademelon | August 5, 2010 at 7:08 pm
Dude. Her own father issued a press release stating she hadn’t been admitted to the hospital because of an OD and that she had actually been admitted because her brand new breast implants were leaking! They’re totally fake. See? http://www.thesuperficial.com/amy_winehouses_new_tits_popped-11-2009
Ness | August 5, 2010 at 11:58 am
Gross
Elle | August 5, 2010 at 12:05 pm
More like almost looked half presentable, but I wouldn’t use the words “classy” and “respectable” in the same sentence as Amy Winehouse.
Jack Mykokov | August 5, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Being classy and respectable doesn’t mean you still can’t flash your snatch and tits though.
crack in can baby | August 5, 2010 at 12:39 pm
awww…. my favorite crackhead
Amy | August 5, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Almost? How about, not even close.
AHole | August 5, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Ugliest nastiest fuck alive how is famous. She needs to keep her eyes closed.
ugottabekidding | August 5, 2010 at 1:02 pm
She hasn’t OD’d yet?? Hadn’t seen or heard anything on her for quite a while. I was sure I’d be getting a hit on my dead pool list. Dammit!
10 Downing Street | August 5, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Pride of fucking Britain has her nose sucked by Queen of America http://bit.ly/bl0ZsQ
Deacon Jones | August 5, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Didnt she start getting fucked up again?
10 Downing Street | August 5, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Again? did she ever stop being fucked up /
Deacon Jones | August 5, 2010 at 2:16 pm
She was detoxing in the tropics for like a year, that’s why she doesnt look like death
dudeatdudedotdude | August 5, 2010 at 1:32 pm
well she doesnt look emaciated. and nice dress, which she seems filled out pretty well. good for her.
AHole | August 5, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Bird legs aren’t emaciated?
dudeatdudedotdude | August 5, 2010 at 1:50 pm
she’s looked a LOT worse..
stinky mcpoop | August 5, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Some take issue with ‘classy and respectable’. How about ‘flashy and bespectacled’? Can we photoshop a Planter’s Peanuts monocle on her?
WhitePussyLover | August 5, 2010 at 3:12 pm
I’d bust a load in her
bocon | August 5, 2010 at 3:38 pm
she look much better , thanks to that guy her clean cut director new boyfriend
good for you amy
Irene Barcelo | August 5, 2010 at 6:07 pm
Isn’t her five minutes over?
Cock Dr | August 5, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Come on and release a new album. Hasn’t Amy Winehouse had enough heartache & craziness these last couple years to inspire a thousand new songs?
And get that damned “Blake” tattoo lasered off.
JD | August 5, 2010 at 6:59 pm
She hasn’t put out anything in a few years now, if she doesn’t hurry up she’s going to fall into the Lohan zone of people wondering what exactly she’s famous for.
Funny | August 7, 2010 at 6:41 pm
I bet she puts out. Just nothing we want to hear (or even see).
emschelle | August 6, 2010 at 12:00 am
This series of photos makes it look like it is way too hard to get out of a car. Also boobies.
captain america | August 6, 2010 at 7:20 am
pssssst: JESUS WORE SANDALS!!
Lightdragon | August 6, 2010 at 10:31 am
never thought I would say this seriously. But i would love to fuck this girl in every hole.
mike | August 6, 2010 at 7:22 pm
She is fucking gross.
Funny | August 7, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Sick! How does an ugly bitch like this become famous anyway?
Angry Dude | August 7, 2010 at 7:22 pm
mmmm……plastic and silicone and lots of botox
i’ll keep banging her…..