Amy Winehouse Almost Looked Classy and Respectable

Here’s Amy Winehouse out in London last night where she surprisingly looked like someone who didn’t rape the inside of a dumpster. Sure, she flashed her panties and half her stitched-on nipple was popping out, but that’s not even the story here. Look how clean she almost looks! I mean, Jesus, how does that even happen?! Did we just flash sideways like on Lost? Were none of us ever really on that plane? I need to lay down for a minute. *breathes into paper bag*

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