Because I can only pat Hollywood on the back so much for getting dressed up and pretending to care about a cause, here’s the rest of The 2011 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala featuring a cavalcade of startlets wearing way too much makeup and knowing they’re literally moments away from watching Michelle Rodriguez drink 85 Mojitos and physically try to punch AIDS in the mouth. “POW. Take that, cholo! Oh, snap, Courtney Love, my bad. I thought you were- Gcck! My immune system. I was right… I was right all along…” *dies*
Photo: Getty, Splash News
Whoa!
who stands like that?
Mrs. Dubcek
fucking wow! kiki, rosario, and rodriguez look absolutely edible. the praying mantis frowns way too much = what is not sexy
She tries hard here, but looks so average.
Is it against dyke principles to wear some makeup to a formal evening affair?
Ever notice how Maria Shriver looks like the velociraptor from Jurassic Park?
Come on girls, there’s only one way to fight AIDS! Jello wrestling!
lest we forget there have been upwards of 30 MILLION DEATHS from aids (a fifth of which have been children), plus another 20 million who have aids or hiv
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6szE_qmzavQ
fuck the quilt, get the price of the cure down, it’s 30 years into it now
the cure AIDS is here:
stop fucking infected people in the ass
stop fucking drug users infected with AIDS
double bag it. just wrap it.
Prevention is the only solution we have at hand. Unfortunately the Catholic church is actively working to spread HIV by denying the use of condoms even in places where AIDS is at epidemic levels. The number of world problems that could be eradicated by the elimination of the Catholic church is staggering.
actually the vatican did finally this year (year 30 of this epidemic) go ahead and allow condom use only in the case of aids/hiv prevention..
not exactly. The vatican didn’t endorse the use of condoms, but called it a “lesser evil” than knowingly spreading HIV. They still prohibit their use, but their basic position is “if you’re going to break one rule, you might as well break this one too”
Know why scientists can’t find a cure??
Because they can’t get the lab rats to butt-fuck. OH!!!
aids is a self-inflicted wound.
children die because mom is hiv positive.
women die because their man goes to the big city and porks whores.
people in “not at risk” groups die because they fuck someone they hardly know.
If these people organizing this were really against AIDS, they wouldn’t invite all these POA’s and prance them around in skimpy dresses. They’d bring in a couple of nagging soccer moms.
This is like a bunch of ex-alcoholics holding a convention in Vegas
or these rich ass celebs could take some of their riches and bulk buy some azt etc, and give it to the people that need treatment, beginning with the infected kids who did nothing to get it
Apparently AIDS is the only thing that can get her to smile.
Abstinence doesn’t work with drugs or teen pregnancy, and won’t work for AIDS. Just don’t get blood transfusions too?
nancy, you’re wrong, abstinence works just fine.
it’s abstaining from abstinence that doesn’t work. buy a clue.
This woman always looks like a grandmother.
Truckin’
Got my chips cashed in
Truckin’
Like the do-dah man….
So let me get this straight…to fight a sexually transmitted disease that has infected 70% of the African continent, a bunch of Hollywood actresses dressed up like high dollar prostitutes in outfits that each cost enough to feed a village for a month? I’m betting a LOT of unprotected sex happened in the limo rides on the way home too.
And cocaine. Don’t forget the cocaine.
cocaine is a hell of a drug *dave chappelle voice* Rick James Bitch!
@football captain
Shut the fuck up.
@Anon
You’re a tough guy over the internet and a bitch in real life. I would love to spear your punk ass in the ground.
Fashion designers are now making sleeveless Snuggies.*
*available with embroidered pockets**
**for discreet dildo storage…
Fighting AIDS by promoting abstinence, eh?
I think I just heard her back pop.
When I look at her it reminds me of a pile of dirt….. :S
damn she has a lot of wrinkels around her eyes…….guess this wasn’t photoshopped. anyway, she’s still a hottie!
Throw her a carrot!
she’s 41…
She has that dead-eyed-dayum-I’m-hungry look.
Good gracious, that is a pretty woman. Wow.
hahahahahahahhahaasfdkjascjslkz
Serious bling. Awesome stuff.
never liked Alessandra but she looks incredible here, except for the legs DO NOT look at the pictures that show her legs, it’s truly horrifying.
Also I agree about these rich looser pretending to care about fighting aids. What a crock of shit they just want to have a party and show off their ability to get and look good in grossly overpriced designer clothes and making this night of selfishness about some cause they don’t even understand makes them feel better about their revoltingly self indulgent attention whore lives.
This event is basically what everyday of Angelina Jolie’s life is.
This chick is gorgeous. Kind of like an evil-looking version of Cindy Crawford. All she needs is a nefarious mole.
If that doesn’t scare an erection away, only Courtney Love will.
Pockets for hip flasks.
Just dayaam!
So the cure for AIDS is lots of hot women and booze?
Melting tranny
No matter where, how, in what, when you see her, she’s trying to outdo courtney love.
If I thrust my hips outwards, maybe they won’t look at how much makeup I’m wearing.
You can take the girl out of the prostitution scandal but you can’t take the prostitution scandal out of the girl.
she has 2 tons of make up, that’s the main problem.
she’s lost too much weight!