The amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala

May 20th, 2011 // 50 Comments

Because I can only pat Hollywood on the back so much for getting dressed up and pretending to care about a cause, here’s the rest of The 2011 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala featuring a cavalcade of startlets wearing way too much makeup and knowing they’re literally moments away from watching Michelle Rodriguez drink 85 Mojitos and physically try to punch AIDS in the mouth. “POW. Take that, cholo! Oh, snap, Courtney Love, my bad. I thought you were- Gcck! My immune system. I was right… I was right all along…” *dies*

Photo: Getty, Splash News


  1. Sonicare Cover


  2. Gwen Stefani
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    who stands like that?

  3. fucking wow! kiki, rosario, and rodriguez look absolutely edible. the praying mantis frowns way too much = what is not sexy

  4. Kirsten Dunst
    Cock Dr
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    She tries hard here, but looks so average.

  5. Michelle Rodriguez amfAR Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Is it against dyke principles to wear some makeup to a formal evening affair?

  6. Pippy Longcockings

    Ever notice how Maria Shriver looks like the velociraptor from Jurassic Park?

  7. Come on girls, there’s only one way to fight AIDS! Jello wrestling!

  8. lest we forget there have been upwards of 30 MILLION DEATHS from aids (a fifth of which have been children), plus another 20 million who have aids or hiv
    fuck the quilt, get the price of the cure down, it’s 30 years into it now

    • a pornstar

      the cure AIDS is here:

      stop fucking infected people in the ass

      stop fucking drug users infected with AIDS

      double bag it. just wrap it.

    • Prevention is the only solution we have at hand. Unfortunately the Catholic church is actively working to spread HIV by denying the use of condoms even in places where AIDS is at epidemic levels. The number of world problems that could be eradicated by the elimination of the Catholic church is staggering.

      • actually the vatican did finally this year (year 30 of this epidemic) go ahead and allow condom use only in the case of aids/hiv prevention..

      • not exactly. The vatican didn’t endorse the use of condoms, but called it a “lesser evil” than knowingly spreading HIV. They still prohibit their use, but their basic position is “if you’re going to break one rule, you might as well break this one too”

      • duh

        Know why scientists can’t find a cure??

        Because they can’t get the lab rats to butt-fuck. OH!!!

    • welldoneson

      aids is a self-inflicted wound.
      children die because mom is hiv positive.
      women die because their man goes to the big city and porks whores.
      people in “not at risk” groups die because they fuck someone they hardly know.

  9. Deacon Jones

    If these people organizing this were really against AIDS, they wouldn’t invite all these POA’s and prance them around in skimpy dresses. They’d bring in a couple of nagging soccer moms.

    This is like a bunch of ex-alcoholics holding a convention in Vegas

    • or these rich ass celebs could take some of their riches and bulk buy some azt etc, and give it to the people that need treatment, beginning with the infected kids who did nothing to get it

  10. Michelle Rodriguez amfAR Gala
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    Apparently AIDS is the only thing that can get her to smile.

  11. Nancy Reagan

    Abstinence doesn’t work with drugs or teen pregnancy, and won’t work for AIDS. Just don’t get blood transfusions too?

    • welldoneson

      nancy, you’re wrong, abstinence works just fine.
      it’s abstaining from abstinence that doesn’t work. buy a clue.

  12. Kirsten Dunst
    Satan's bitch
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    This woman always looks like a grandmother.

  13. Gwen Stefani
    Satan's bitch
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    Got my chips cashed in
    Like the do-dah man….

  14. So let me get this straight…to fight a sexually transmitted disease that has infected 70% of the African continent, a bunch of Hollywood actresses dressed up like high dollar prostitutes in outfits that each cost enough to feed a village for a month? I’m betting a LOT of unprotected sex happened in the limo rides on the way home too.

  15. Michelle Rodriguez amfAR Gala
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    Fashion designers are now making sleeveless Snuggies.*

    *available with embroidered pockets**
    **for discreet dildo storage…

  16. Kirsten Dunst
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    Fighting AIDS by promoting abstinence, eh?

  17. Gwen Stefani
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    I think I just heard her back pop.

  18. Elisabetta Canalis amfAR Gala
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    When I look at her it reminds me of a pile of dirt….. :S

  19. Gwen Stefani
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    damn she has a lot of wrinkels around her eyes…….guess this wasn’t photoshopped. anyway, she’s still a hottie!

  20. Michelle Rodriguez amfAR Gala
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    Throw her a carrot!

  21. Gwen Stefani
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    she’s 41…

  22. NTT

    She has that dead-eyed-dayum-I’m-hungry look.

  23. Rosario Dawson amfAR Gala
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    Good gracious, that is a pretty woman. Wow.

  24. Michelle Rodriguez amfAR Gala
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  25. Rosario Dawson amfAR Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Serious bling. Awesome stuff.

  26. who dat

    never liked Alessandra but she looks incredible here, except for the legs DO NOT look at the pictures that show her legs, it’s truly horrifying.

    Also I agree about these rich looser pretending to care about fighting aids. What a crock of shit they just want to have a party and show off their ability to get and look good in grossly overpriced designer clothes and making this night of selfishness about some cause they don’t even understand makes them feel better about their revoltingly self indulgent attention whore lives.

    This event is basically what everyday of Angelina Jolie’s life is.

  27. Alessandra Ambrosio amfAR Gala
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    This chick is gorgeous. Kind of like an evil-looking version of Cindy Crawford. All she needs is a nefarious mole.

  28. Kirsten Dunst
    Dr Ha-Ha
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    If that doesn’t scare an erection away, only Courtney Love will.

  29. Michelle Rodriguez amfAR Gala
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    Pockets for hip flasks.

  30. Rosario Dawson amfAR Gala
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    Just dayaam!

  31. tlmck

    So the cure for AIDS is lots of hot women and booze?

  32. Alessandra Ambrosio amfAR Gala
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    Melting tranny

  33. Michelle Rodriguez amfAR Gala
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    No matter where, how, in what, when you see her, she’s trying to outdo courtney love.

  34. Gwen Stefani
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    If I thrust my hips outwards, maybe they won’t look at how much makeup I’m wearing.

  35. Elisabetta Canalis amfAR Gala
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    You can take the girl out of the prostitution scandal but you can’t take the prostitution scandal out of the girl.

  36. Gwen Stefani
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    she has 2 tons of make up, that’s the main problem.

  37. Rosario Dawson amfAR Gala
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    she’s lost too much weight!

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