The 2012 American Music Awards

November 19th, 2012 // 328 Comments

“I know you ain’t cryin’ back there.”
*sniff* “This isn’t the way Usher does it…”

Here’s the rest of The 2012 American Music Awards in case any of you are interested in seeing the music industry’s top “talents” being forced to perform at an event that basically named Justin Bieber its Prom King while letting Chris Brown wave his dick at everyone. It’s like all 41 years of Gwen Stefani‘s existence finally reached its zenith until Pink showed up and reminded everyone she’s a super-flexible lesbian. WE GET IT.

Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    Forever turned off.

  2. Nicki Minaj Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    All kinds of wrong going on here.

  3. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
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    I … just … no words.

  4. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    He’s such a fucking girl.

  5. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    Strong lil’ thing, she is.

  6. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    Enough!

  7. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    Natty Ice
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    Pink, no one wants to see the reenactment of your giving birth. No one.

  8. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
    TooCoo
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    Just remember, somewhere in there is a butthole that poops and farts every single day.

  9. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
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    Mick Jagger face.

  10. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
    JC
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    I thought this little douchenozzle was Canadian? Why is he violating the award shows of our once-proud nation?

    • guttboy

      You tell me, you Americans don’t have enough crappy music that you have to import ours in the form of Bieber and Carly Rae Jepsen? I guess America has really hit the skids…..

  11. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    i hate that girl and her infectious diarrhea pop music that never fully vacates my brain.

  12. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
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    Looks like a bag of cats on stilts.

  13. Justin Bieber Mother Pattie Malette The 40th American Music Awards
    JC
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    So she’s the love child of Jay Leno and Reese Witherspoon?

  14. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
    Natty Ice
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    That’s right Taylor. You dated John Mayer. Now do the walk of shame…

  15. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I would and fuck you. She’s like 5′ 11″. i’d almost have to.

  16. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    Do you even lift, bro?

  17. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
    biff
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    Are you saying she’s got the “face like Jagger”? The faaaaaAAAaaace like Jagger?

  18. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
    grobpilot
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    He’s edgy, he’s hip, he’s what all the young girls aspire to be.

  19. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    “Aaaaaaa! It’s eating my intestines! Gahaaaa…..gurgle.”

  20. Carl Spackler

    Where do you get the hats with the bills on the back?

  21. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    TooCoo
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    She may not be Jon Hamm or Chris Brown, but she can hang with the best of ‘em.

  22. Justin Bieber Mother Pattie Malette The 40th American Music Awards
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    I can’t wait for everybody to look at these photos in 10 years for “where are they now?” segments.

  23. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
    Carl Spackler
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    Houston , we have a problem!

  24. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    “Tickle fight!”
    “No! No! Hahaha! Not haha! Dress hahaha rehearsal now! hahahaha! Not a drill! hahahaha Not a DRILL! hahahahaha!”

  25. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
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    I guess she’s a smoker.

  26. O.o

    I’m no good at photoshop but i can’t help thinking that if you cut that bieber out of the pic where he’s dancing with minaj he could totally be croch rubbing it with chris brown

  27. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    “Go go Gadget vortex!”

  28. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    “…and I’ll form the head! Now let’s kill that Robeast!”

  29. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    Glad to see she’s wearing her extra capacity diaper for the long show.

  30. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    “Shh shh…it’s ok. Billy Joel started that one once you started singing.”

  31. Nicki Minaj Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
    bernard
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    being near that ass made his entire front retract into his body

  32. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
    stratacat
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    are those… Hammer tights?

  33. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
    Snack pack
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    Evolutionarily challenged.

  34. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    Hugh Jazz
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    Sorry, lady. Cirque de Sole is down the street.

  35. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
    Snack pack
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    Stoner

  36. Nicki Minaj Cleavage The 40th American Music Awards
    dornishwine
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    would be nice to bang her before she turns caucasian

  37. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    Snack pack
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    And the point of this is?

  38. Nicki Minaj Cleavage The 40th American Music Awards
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    “It would hurt a normal person, but I’ve had my vagina lined with Teflon for years …”

  39. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
    tlmck
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    Well she finally showed up in a dress. Good for her.

  40. Nicki Minaj Cleavage The 40th American Music Awards
    mismy
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    That sexy implant ripple is honestly the least of her aesthetic woes…

  41. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
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    Hammer time!!

    By which I mean it’s time for someone to take a hammer to his penis.

  42. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
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    It can”t be easy to walk when your hands have been stitched to your waist.

  43. Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage Side Boob The 40th American Music Awards
    mismy
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    26?! lol suuure

  44. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
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    Pink: Talented, yes. Feminine…no.

  45. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    mismy
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    I have the weirdest boner right now :O

  46. tlmck

    The American Music Awards has something for everyone. Unless of course you are into music and talented people.

  47. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    Snack pack
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    So, he kept “singing” during this routine?

  48. Justin Bieber The 40th American Music Awards
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    He should have asked his Victoria Secret girlfriends for some help picking out the right size pantyhose.

  49. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
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    Please tell me that an alien symbiote eating it’s way out of his body.

  50. Taylor Swift The 40th American Music Awards
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    The dude next to her just missed being famous by about half a second. He would have forever been known as “that guy in the picture with Taylor Swift’s beaver”

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