“I know you ain’t cryin’ back there.”
*sniff* “This isn’t the way Usher does it…”
Here’s the rest of The 2012 American Music Awards in case any of you are interested in seeing the music industry’s top “talents” being forced to perform at an event that basically named Justin Bieber its Prom King while letting Chris Brown wave his dick at everyone. It’s like all 41 years of Gwen Stefani‘s existence finally reached its zenith until Pink showed up and reminded everyone she’s a super-flexible lesbian. WE GET IT.
Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN
Forever turned off.
never turned on
This photo is why we have a zoom button.
All kinds of wrong going on here.
Yeah is that a picture of a drag queen and a lesbian and which is which?
I … just … no words.
He’s such a fucking girl.
A girl wouldn’t be caught dead in that “outfit” and those fucking shoes *ugh*
looks a lot like Hilary Swank to me…
Strong lil’ thing, she is.
Pink is frickin’ awesome.
Enough!
Pink, no one wants to see the reenactment of your giving birth. No one.
Just remember, somewhere in there is a butthole that poops and farts every single day.
And those poops and farts are then converted into “songs.”
Bleached.
I would spend the rest of my days verifying that fact…..
Mick Jagger face.
I thought this little douchenozzle was Canadian? Why is he violating the award shows of our once-proud nation?
You tell me, you Americans don’t have enough crappy music that you have to import ours in the form of Bieber and Carly Rae Jepsen? I guess America has really hit the skids…..
i hate that girl and her infectious diarrhea pop music that never fully vacates my brain.
Looks like a bag of cats on stilts.
So she’s the love child of Jay Leno and Reese Witherspoon?
That’s right Taylor. You dated John Mayer. Now do the walk of shame…
I would and fuck you. She’s like 5′ 11″. i’d almost have to.
Is there a letter or something missing in your comment, McCarne?
Do you even lift, bro?
Are you saying she’s got the “face like Jagger”? The faaaaaAAAaaace like Jagger?
He’s edgy, he’s hip, he’s what all the young girls aspire to be.
“Aaaaaaa! It’s eating my intestines! Gahaaaa…..gurgle.”
Where do you get the hats with the bills on the back?
She may not be Jon Hamm or Chris Brown, but she can hang with the best of ‘em.
I can’t wait for everybody to look at these photos in 10 years for “where are they now?” segments.
Houston , we have a problem!
lmao ..that made me snort laugh out loud
“Tickle fight!”
“No! No! Hahaha! Not haha! Dress hahaha rehearsal now! hahahaha! Not a drill! hahahaha Not a DRILL! hahahahaha!”
You beat me to the TICKLE FIGHT!!
I guess she’s a smoker.
I’m no good at photoshop but i can’t help thinking that if you cut that bieber out of the pic where he’s dancing with minaj he could totally be croch rubbing it with chris brown
“Go go Gadget vortex!”
“…and I’ll form the head! Now let’s kill that Robeast!”
Glad to see she’s wearing her extra capacity diaper for the long show.
“Shh shh…it’s ok. Billy Joel started that one once you started singing.”
being near that ass made his entire front retract into his body
are those… Hammer tights?
Evolutionarily challenged.
Sorry, lady. Cirque de Sole is down the street.
Stoner
would be nice to bang her before she turns caucasian
And the point of this is?
The point is you don’t ever, never, no matter what he’s wearing, fuck with Jason Bourne.
“It would hurt a normal person, but I’ve had my vagina lined with Teflon for years …”
Well she finally showed up in a dress. Good for her.
That sexy implant ripple is honestly the least of her aesthetic woes…
Hammer time!!
By which I mean it’s time for someone to take a hammer to his penis.
It can”t be easy to walk when your hands have been stitched to your waist.
26?! lol suuure
Pink: Talented, yes. Feminine…no.
I have the weirdest boner right now :O
The American Music Awards has something for everyone. Unless of course you are into music and talented people.
So, he kept “singing” during this routine?
He should have asked his Victoria Secret girlfriends for some help picking out the right size pantyhose.
Please tell me that an alien symbiote eating it’s way out of his body.
The dude next to her just missed being famous by about half a second. He would have forever been known as “that guy in the picture with Taylor Swift’s beaver”