Amber Rose poses for the latest issue of KING where she opens up about dating the much younger Wiz Khalifa because the two of them are from Pennsylvania, and I seriously wish someone would’ve informed me that’s the only criteria here. I can call myself funny names, too:
What’s the difference between this relationship with Wiz and your last with Kanye?
The thing of it is…how can I say this without sounding crazy or mean? I’m sorry.
No need to apologize, the floor is yours.
There’s no comparison in personalities. You know when people say how do you go from Kanye to Wiz Khalifa, that’s a downgrade. But the only question I can ask them is: have you ever dated Kanye? Because I have, and believe me, I did not downgrade at all. Not in any aspect, at all.
And here’s Kanye West‘s reaction, exclusive to The Superficial:
YO, HOW YOU GONNA BE SAYIN’ BOY WIZ AIN’T NO DOWNGRADE? GIRL, I MADE LOVE TO YOU WHILE YOU HAD CANCER AND THEM CHEMO MACHINES BE ALL BEEPIN’ AN WHISPERIN’ SECRET MESSAGES FROM MATT LAUER SO MY DICK CAN’T GET HARD, MAKIN’ ME CRY AND SHIT… BUT, DAMN, I LOVED YOU WITH MY GREATNESS AND NOW YOU BE SWIRLIN’ SOME KID? WELL, KNOW WHO ELSE DATED A YOUNG PUP? RIHANNA. WHIP-POW! KANYE-SNAP!
He later tossed a boa around his neck and sashayed off into the distance, head held high. Never to be seen from again…