Amber Rose Trashes Kanye West

May 12th, 2011 // 83 Comments

Amber Rose poses for the latest issue of KING where she opens up about dating the much younger Wiz Khalifa because the two of them are from Pennsylvania, and I seriously wish someone would’ve informed me that’s the only criteria here. I can call myself funny names, too:

What’s the difference between this relationship with Wiz and your last with Kanye?
The thing of it is…how can I say this without sounding crazy or mean? I’m sorry.
No need to apologize, the floor is yours.
There’s no comparison in personalities. You know when people say how do you go from Kanye to Wiz Khalifa, that’s a downgrade. But the only question I can ask them is: have you ever dated Kanye? Because I have, and believe me, I did not downgrade at all. Not in any aspect, at all.

And here’s Kanye West‘s reaction, exclusive to The Superficial:

YO, HOW YOU GONNA BE SAYIN’ BOY WIZ AIN’T NO DOWNGRADE? GIRL, I MADE LOVE TO YOU WHILE YOU HAD CANCER AND THEM CHEMO MACHINES BE ALL BEEPIN’ AN WHISPERIN’ SECRET MESSAGES FROM MATT LAUER SO MY DICK CAN’T GET HARD, MAKIN’ ME CRY AND SHIT… BUT, DAMN, I LOVED YOU WITH MY GREATNESS AND NOW YOU BE SWIRLIN’ SOME KID? WELL, KNOW WHO ELSE DATED A YOUNG PUP? RIHANNA. WHIP-POW! KANYE-SNAP!

He later tossed a boa around his neck and sashayed off into the distance, head held high. Never to be seen from again…

Photos: KING

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  1. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    Honkey
    Commented on this photo:

    I always heard that guys were betting their friends to get breast implants, but I never thought one of them would go through with it. Wrong yet again…

  2. Zanna

    KANYE’S REACTION NEEDS TO BE IN ALL CAPS TO BE AUTHENTIC.

  3. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    Mortimer
    Commented on this photo:

    This is a girl I would love to do all kinds of nice and nasty things to and with.

    She’s hotter than a thousands suns combined!

  4. Cocoa not withstanding, is it racist to ask what race she is? Because that girl has a booty, and I’m even looking at her from the front.

  5. Drew

    I know there’s some nice tits somewhere in that pic, but I just can’t get passed that fucking (non)hair.

  6. Dude of Dudes

    Now that she’s heavily airbrushed Im only half a nauseated.

    • Jock McCrock

      haha, yes, this has been airbrushed to the point of looking like CGI.

    • sunnyroberto

      Yeah, I think they had some bikini shots of her about two weeks ago and she looked way lot sloppier and flabby in those shots. Photoshop in the hands of someone with some talent can be a miracle worker.

  7. Kanye was a lucky bastard. I would tear that ass up.

    • Are you serious? Because when she was in Chemo, she contacted the Make-a-Wish foundation and asked for Boom Chicka Wow Wow to “tear her ass apart.” Man if only she hadn’t beaten it.

  8. Philly loves Amber

    She is fucking fine.

  9. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    Dude of Dudes
    Commented on this photo:

    Their slogan is “The Illest Men’s Magazine Ever”? Well Amber Rose is a step in the right direction for making me ill.

  10. TomFrank

    Four years’ difference = “much younger”?

  11. DeucePickle

    Sure i could use Google but I’m it will be much faster to ask you guys, what is she famous for ? Is she a rapper, or just dates rappers, or….what, what’s the deal here ?

  12. JD

    lol fucking gays, who cares about the non-hair when you have that ass

  13. McFeely Smackup

    O.K. I am a retard but is cuntyaw wests response just made up by the superficial are did he actually say that.

  14. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    Gigs
    Commented on this photo:

    Incredible body and actually a pretty face. Don’t understand why she won’t grow hair.

  15. Bob

    See, her body is hot but no hair is a killer. So would I do her or not? I don’t know!

  16. Deacon Jones

    I hate to admit this, I really do. But there’s something really hot about this chick.

    Like in a “she’s a good, sloppy fuck” kind of way. I bet she can screw with the best of them.

    • Bucky Barnes

      I agree. Killer bod and a cute face. Anybody who cares about her having short hair is (to be charitable) sort of missing the point.

      • Richard McBeef

        What if she had a killer bod, a cute face, hair like a woman, but fat cock. Would you let her suck your dick? or would that be sort of missing the point.

      • Bucky Barnes

        Pay her enough and I’m certain she’ll strap one on for you, Mr. McBeef.

    • Kelley

      And guess what ? Her tits are real. Nothing fake about her except maybe the dyed hair. She’s all-natural. Rare these days …

  17. Would anybody even know who she was if she didn’t attach herself to the tantrum king?

  18. It had to be said

    So, she takes hair tips from Dennis Rodman? Is that wise?

  19. Hold up Amber, imma let you finish, Wiz Khalifa is great and all but KANYE WEST IS THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF ALL TIME!

  20. Her hips are wider than her shoulders which is odd because she isn’t tubby.

  21. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    oh i know
    Commented on this photo:

    ah shit, that’s has AN incredible body…….flippin typo!

  22. IntelligentAsFellasGet

    Simply sexy.

  23. adolf hitler

    she is fuckin gorgeous. i renounce white supremacy for her. if youre distracted by her bald head, youre a child. go masturbate to softcore porn. she is as delicious as a woman can get. face is just lovely. body, skin… oh my. heil amber rose.

  24. adolf hitler

    you wouldnt; she would never let you tap that in a million years.

  25. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    but youre obviously not a man. so their slogan isnt meant for you.

  26. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it wrong of me to want to jizz on her head, then rub her head with my jizz till her head shines like no other?

  27. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    wow
    Commented on this photo:

    get in that ass Larry

  28. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    lol
    Commented on this photo:

    you need to open it up, step in there, write your name on the walls and shit. eat snickers leave garbage

  29. sc4play

    As to the part about Kanye trailing off never to be seen again…..we can only hope. We can only hope.

  30. KNOBGOBBLER3

    Chemo is an aphrodesiac for me at least

  31. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    spiderman
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s hot I’d juice her like an orange

  32. Is she actually shaped like that, or was this photo taken with some kind of funhouse mirror camera lens?

  33. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    Ice Pee
    Commented on this photo:

    oh man what a girl.

  34. the captain

    pf: FINALLY, folks!!

  35. LEB

    Airbrush much? The woman has abs, why get rid of them?

    • Uncleangry

      LMAO!!
      Are you kdding?!? There isn’t a single friggin noticable trace of an ab on that woman, even without the airbrush. She’s a giant assed ex-stripper who managed to hypnotize a chicken (aka Kanye) into letting her blow his money, in exchange she went around pretending to be his girlfriend so no one would know that he’s a gay fish.

      You want to be able to tap that? Piece of cake, just pretend your from Pennsylvania and tell her you have a shit ton of money you need her to help you spend. That should open her flood gates pretty quick.

  36. hohohohoho. whatever. her body is sexy though fucklisted.com

  37. Jovy

    Wait a minute…weren’t half of you guys complaining about how fugly she was when you saw her bikini pictures? What’s changed? Oh yeah, photoshop.

  38. compy

    I’d fuck the shit out of her, but I still wouldn’t touch that manly head of hers.

  39. ryry

    you’d all fuck her if you saw her in person, trust me, her ass is drool worthy. amber rose is jus another substance abusin’ hood bop lookin’ for the next dick with enough money to spoil her with fifths and sacks of medical.

  40. SIN

    I just keep waiting to see the next picture where she has a dick. That , creature, is a poster child for being a tranny. Just doesn’t look like a real woman. You know it is a little messed up to have been with Kanye West, he doesn’t like real women.

  41. Ron Burgundy

    You haters are nuts. Don’t like her hair? Really? WTF kind of man says that?
    I don’t care if she had horns on her head I’d fuck that girl senseless.

    Oh and…stay classy!

  42. StopTheInsanity

    Yeah Kanye did her no favour other than the promos, magazine covers, limelight etc. she now gets when she should be working at a car wash.

  43. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    The Observer
    Commented on this photo:

    If it weren’t for that ugly tat on her arm, she’d be flawless looking.

  44. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    The Observer
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so fucking hot.

  45. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    The Observer
    Commented on this photo:

    *drool*

  46. I was going to give her props for trashing Kanye, but then I realised it requires no effort whatsoever.

  47. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    Jessica
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not gay and I would do her – she is gorgeous

  48. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    I'm Obama and I approve
    Commented on this photo:

    She makes me so hard, a cat couldn’t scratch it…

  49. Amber Rose Lingerie King
    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    i’d love to butter the hell outta that biscuit.

  50. Not a fan of the bald head, but I’ll take that juicy body over the average bulimic model’s scrawny corpse ANY day.

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