Amber Rose poses for the latest issue of KING where she opens up about dating the much younger Wiz Khalifa because the two of them are from Pennsylvania, and I seriously wish someone would’ve informed me that’s the only criteria here. I can call myself funny names, too:
What’s the difference between this relationship with Wiz and your last with Kanye?
The thing of it is…how can I say this without sounding crazy or mean? I’m sorry.
No need to apologize, the floor is yours.
There’s no comparison in personalities. You know when people say how do you go from Kanye to Wiz Khalifa, that’s a downgrade. But the only question I can ask them is: have you ever dated Kanye? Because I have, and believe me, I did not downgrade at all. Not in any aspect, at all.
And here’s Kanye West‘s reaction, exclusive to The Superficial:
YO, HOW YOU GONNA BE SAYIN’ BOY WIZ AIN’T NO DOWNGRADE? GIRL, I MADE LOVE TO YOU WHILE YOU HAD CANCER AND THEM CHEMO MACHINES BE ALL BEEPIN’ AN WHISPERIN’ SECRET MESSAGES FROM MATT LAUER SO MY DICK CAN’T GET HARD, MAKIN’ ME CRY AND SHIT… BUT, DAMN, I LOVED YOU WITH MY GREATNESS AND NOW YOU BE SWIRLIN’ SOME KID? WELL, KNOW WHO ELSE DATED A YOUNG PUP? RIHANNA. WHIP-POW! KANYE-SNAP!
He later tossed a boa around his neck and sashayed off into the distance, head held high. Never to be seen from again…
Photos: KING
Zanna | May 12, 2011 at 3:21 pm
KANYE’S REACTION NEEDS TO BE IN ALL CAPS TO BE AUTHENTIC.
hmna | May 12, 2011 at 4:17 pm
+1
Dreg | May 12, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Cocoa not withstanding, is it racist to ask what race she is? Because that girl has a booty, and I’m even looking at her from the front.
John Mayer | May 12, 2011 at 4:03 pm
Absolutely racist. Have you met my cock? I think you’d like it because you two have so much in common.
Dreg | May 12, 2011 at 7:44 pm
I’m short and have bad acne.
oo | May 14, 2011 at 6:48 pm
Her mother is black African and her father is Italian.
Drew | May 12, 2011 at 3:23 pm
I know there’s some nice tits somewhere in that pic, but I just can’t get passed that fucking (non)hair.
Buck Nasty | May 13, 2011 at 9:35 am
That hair is hot. Hot, hot, Hot!
Dude of Dudes | May 12, 2011 at 3:25 pm
Now that she’s heavily airbrushed Im only half a nauseated.
Jock McCrock | May 12, 2011 at 3:27 pm
haha, yes, this has been airbrushed to the point of looking like CGI.
sunnyroberto | May 12, 2011 at 8:16 pm
Yeah, I think they had some bikini shots of her about two weeks ago and she looked way lot sloppier and flabby in those shots. Photoshop in the hands of someone with some talent can be a miracle worker.
Boom Chicka Wow Wow | May 12, 2011 at 3:25 pm
Kanye was a lucky bastard. I would tear that ass up.
Dreg | May 12, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Are you serious? Because when she was in Chemo, she contacted the Make-a-Wish foundation and asked for Boom Chicka Wow Wow to “tear her ass apart.” Man if only she hadn’t beaten it.
Philly loves Amber | May 12, 2011 at 3:26 pm
She is fucking fine.
TomFrank | May 12, 2011 at 3:31 pm
Four years’ difference = “much younger”?
DeucePickle | May 12, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Sure i could use Google but I’m it will be much faster to ask you guys, what is she famous for ? Is she a rapper, or just dates rappers, or….what, what’s the deal here ?
Deacon Jones | May 12, 2011 at 4:04 pm
She’s a star fucker
Tools A Go Go | May 12, 2011 at 11:24 pm
Nice NIN ref there +1
JD | May 12, 2011 at 3:54 pm
lol fucking gays, who cares about the non-hair when you have that ass
TomFrank | May 12, 2011 at 5:17 pm
Gays don’t care about ass now?
@TomFrank | May 12, 2011 at 6:58 pm
Not when it’s a women’s ass.
McFeely Smackup | May 12, 2011 at 3:56 pm
O.K. I am a retard but is cuntyaw wests response just made up by the superficial are did he actually say that.
Bucky Barnes | May 12, 2011 at 4:09 pm
You can tell it’s made up because it is nearly comprehensible.
hmna | May 12, 2011 at 4:19 pm
And it’s not in ALL CAPS, LIKE TRUE MESSAGES FROM KANYE
McFeely Smackup | May 12, 2011 at 10:32 pm
that’s almost as witty as what I would have said, but I’d have used words that made sense in the order they were written.
Bob | May 12, 2011 at 4:04 pm
See, her body is hot but no hair is a killer. So would I do her or not? I don’t know!
Deacon Jones | May 12, 2011 at 4:06 pm
I hate to admit this, I really do. But there’s something really hot about this chick.
Like in a “she’s a good, sloppy fuck” kind of way. I bet she can screw with the best of them.
Bucky Barnes | May 12, 2011 at 4:14 pm
I agree. Killer bod and a cute face. Anybody who cares about her having short hair is (to be charitable) sort of missing the point.
Richard McBeef | May 12, 2011 at 6:20 pm
What if she had a killer bod, a cute face, hair like a woman, but fat cock. Would you let her suck your dick? or would that be sort of missing the point.
Bucky Barnes | May 12, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Pay her enough and I’m certain she’ll strap one on for you, Mr. McBeef.
Kelley | May 12, 2011 at 10:29 pm
And guess what ? Her tits are real. Nothing fake about her except maybe the dyed hair. She’s all-natural. Rare these days …
Evil | May 12, 2011 at 4:09 pm
Would anybody even know who she was if she didn’t attach herself to the tantrum king?
It had to be said | May 12, 2011 at 4:33 pm
So, she takes hair tips from Dennis Rodman? Is that wise?
stinky mcpoop | May 12, 2011 at 4:34 pm
Hold up Amber, imma let you finish, Wiz Khalifa is great and all but KANYE WEST IS THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF ALL TIME!
Jovy | May 13, 2011 at 6:22 am
Wiz Khalifa is a better rapper as well, prove me wrong Kanye.
ludichrisspeed | May 12, 2011 at 4:56 pm
Her hips are wider than her shoulders which is odd because she isn’t tubby.
IntelligentAsFellasGet | May 12, 2011 at 6:00 pm
Simply sexy.
adolf hitler | May 12, 2011 at 6:42 pm
she is fuckin gorgeous. i renounce white supremacy for her. if youre distracted by her bald head, youre a child. go masturbate to softcore porn. she is as delicious as a woman can get. face is just lovely. body, skin… oh my. heil amber rose.
compy | May 13, 2011 at 8:57 am
“youre a child”; Says the one with the controversially juvenile name and 4th grade spelling skills.
adolf hitler | May 12, 2011 at 6:44 pm
you wouldnt; she would never let you tap that in a million years.
sc4play | May 12, 2011 at 9:38 pm
As to the part about Kanye trailing off never to be seen again…..we can only hope. We can only hope.
KNOBGOBBLER3 | May 12, 2011 at 9:56 pm
Chemo is an aphrodesiac for me at least
McFeely Smackup | May 12, 2011 at 10:33 pm
Is she actually shaped like that, or was this photo taken with some kind of funhouse mirror camera lens?
the captain | May 13, 2011 at 12:56 am
pf: FINALLY, folks!!
LEB | May 13, 2011 at 2:18 am
Airbrush much? The woman has abs, why get rid of them?
Uncleangry | May 13, 2011 at 2:50 am
LMAO!!
Are you kdding?!? There isn’t a single friggin noticable trace of an ab on that woman, even without the airbrush. She’s a giant assed ex-stripper who managed to hypnotize a chicken (aka Kanye) into letting her blow his money, in exchange she went around pretending to be his girlfriend so no one would know that he’s a gay fish.
You want to be able to tap that? Piece of cake, just pretend your from Pennsylvania and tell her you have a shit ton of money you need her to help you spend. That should open her flood gates pretty quick.
sexiestisyou | May 13, 2011 at 6:19 am
hohohohoho. whatever. her body is sexy though fucklisted.com
Jovy | May 13, 2011 at 6:28 am
Wait a minute…weren’t half of you guys complaining about how fugly she was when you saw her bikini pictures? What’s changed? Oh yeah, photoshop.
compy | May 13, 2011 at 8:58 am
I’d fuck the shit out of her, but I still wouldn’t touch that manly head of hers.
ryry | May 13, 2011 at 9:24 am
you’d all fuck her if you saw her in person, trust me, her ass is drool worthy. amber rose is jus another substance abusin’ hood bop lookin’ for the next dick with enough money to spoil her with fifths and sacks of medical.
w00ts | May 15, 2011 at 6:12 am
Dude, she looks like a fat guy. Even peeps on the superficial must have standards!!
SIN | May 13, 2011 at 11:49 am
I just keep waiting to see the next picture where she has a dick. That , creature, is a poster child for being a tranny. Just doesn’t look like a real woman. You know it is a little messed up to have been with Kanye West, he doesn’t like real women.
Ron Burgundy | May 13, 2011 at 3:47 pm
You haters are nuts. Don’t like her hair? Really? WTF kind of man says that?
I don’t care if she had horns on her head I’d fuck that girl senseless.
Oh and…stay classy!
StopTheInsanity | May 13, 2011 at 4:58 pm
Yeah Kanye did her no favour other than the promos, magazine covers, limelight etc. she now gets when she should be working at a car wash.
Life Serial | May 13, 2011 at 6:19 pm
I was going to give her props for trashing Kanye, but then I realised it requires no effort whatsoever.
Tony | May 14, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Not a fan of the bald head, but I’ll take that juicy body over the average bulimic model’s scrawny corpse ANY day.
Jess | May 14, 2011 at 10:59 pm
Man the harpoons!!!!
mane | May 15, 2011 at 3:26 am
she gives me a boner….thats all i know hair or not hair… ill tap that till it smells like burned rubber!!!
Wawan Juandi | May 16, 2011 at 10:37 am
Beautiful and sexy, my eyes can enjoy everything of yours