Amber Rose poses for the latest issue of KING where she opens up about dating the much younger Wiz Khalifa because the two of them are from Pennsylvania, and I seriously wish someone would’ve informed me that’s the only criteria here. I can call myself funny names, too:
What’s the difference between this relationship with Wiz and your last with Kanye?
The thing of it is…how can I say this without sounding crazy or mean? I’m sorry.
No need to apologize, the floor is yours.
There’s no comparison in personalities. You know when people say how do you go from Kanye to Wiz Khalifa, that’s a downgrade. But the only question I can ask them is: have you ever dated Kanye? Because I have, and believe me, I did not downgrade at all. Not in any aspect, at all.
And here’s Kanye West‘s reaction, exclusive to The Superficial:
YO, HOW YOU GONNA BE SAYIN’ BOY WIZ AIN’T NO DOWNGRADE? GIRL, I MADE LOVE TO YOU WHILE YOU HAD CANCER AND THEM CHEMO MACHINES BE ALL BEEPIN’ AN WHISPERIN’ SECRET MESSAGES FROM MATT LAUER SO MY DICK CAN’T GET HARD, MAKIN’ ME CRY AND SHIT… BUT, DAMN, I LOVED YOU WITH MY GREATNESS AND NOW YOU BE SWIRLIN’ SOME KID? WELL, KNOW WHO ELSE DATED A YOUNG PUP? RIHANNA. WHIP-POW! KANYE-SNAP!
He later tossed a boa around his neck and sashayed off into the distance, head held high. Never to be seen from again…
Photos: KING
I always heard that guys were betting their friends to get breast implants, but I never thought one of them would go through with it. Wrong yet again…
KANYE’S REACTION NEEDS TO BE IN ALL CAPS TO BE AUTHENTIC.
+1
This is a girl I would love to do all kinds of nice and nasty things to and with.
She’s hotter than a thousands suns combined!
Bwah ha haha ha ahahahah ha, but seriously lol.
Cocoa not withstanding, is it racist to ask what race she is? Because that girl has a booty, and I’m even looking at her from the front.
Absolutely racist. Have you met my cock? I think you’d like it because you two have so much in common.
I’m short and have bad acne.
Her mother is black African and her father is Italian.
I know there’s some nice tits somewhere in that pic, but I just can’t get passed that fucking (non)hair.
That hair is hot. Hot, hot, Hot!
Now that she’s heavily airbrushed Im only half a nauseated.
haha, yes, this has been airbrushed to the point of looking like CGI.
Yeah, I think they had some bikini shots of her about two weeks ago and she looked way lot sloppier and flabby in those shots. Photoshop in the hands of someone with some talent can be a miracle worker.
Kanye was a lucky bastard. I would tear that ass up.
Are you serious? Because when she was in Chemo, she contacted the Make-a-Wish foundation and asked for Boom Chicka Wow Wow to “tear her ass apart.” Man if only she hadn’t beaten it.
She is fucking fine.
Their slogan is “The Illest Men’s Magazine Ever”? Well Amber Rose is a step in the right direction for making me ill.
Four years’ difference = “much younger”?
Sure i could use Google but I’m it will be much faster to ask you guys, what is she famous for ? Is she a rapper, or just dates rappers, or….what, what’s the deal here ?
She’s a star fucker
Nice NIN ref there +1
lol fucking gays, who cares about the non-hair when you have that ass
Gays don’t care about ass now?
Not when it’s a women’s ass.
O.K. I am a retard but is cuntyaw wests response just made up by the superficial are did he actually say that.
You can tell it’s made up because it is nearly comprehensible.
And it’s not in ALL CAPS, LIKE TRUE MESSAGES FROM KANYE
that’s almost as witty as what I would have said, but I’d have used words that made sense in the order they were written.
Incredible body and actually a pretty face. Don’t understand why she won’t grow hair.
maybe BECAUSE she has and incredible body and a pretty face!!
See, her body is hot but no hair is a killer. So would I do her or not? I don’t know!
I hate to admit this, I really do. But there’s something really hot about this chick.
Like in a “she’s a good, sloppy fuck” kind of way. I bet she can screw with the best of them.
I agree. Killer bod and a cute face. Anybody who cares about her having short hair is (to be charitable) sort of missing the point.
What if she had a killer bod, a cute face, hair like a woman, but fat cock. Would you let her suck your dick? or would that be sort of missing the point.
Pay her enough and I’m certain she’ll strap one on for you, Mr. McBeef.
And guess what ? Her tits are real. Nothing fake about her except maybe the dyed hair. She’s all-natural. Rare these days …
Would anybody even know who she was if she didn’t attach herself to the tantrum king?
So, she takes hair tips from Dennis Rodman? Is that wise?
Hold up Amber, imma let you finish, Wiz Khalifa is great and all but KANYE WEST IS THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF ALL TIME!
Wiz Khalifa is a better rapper as well, prove me wrong Kanye.
Her hips are wider than her shoulders which is odd because she isn’t tubby.
ah shit, that’s has AN incredible body…….flippin typo!
Simply sexy.
she is fuckin gorgeous. i renounce white supremacy for her. if youre distracted by her bald head, youre a child. go masturbate to softcore porn. she is as delicious as a woman can get. face is just lovely. body, skin… oh my. heil amber rose.
“youre a child”; Says the one with the controversially juvenile name and 4th grade spelling skills.
you wouldnt; she would never let you tap that in a million years.
but youre obviously not a man. so their slogan isnt meant for you.
Is it wrong of me to want to jizz on her head, then rub her head with my jizz till her head shines like no other?
You hopeless romantic, you…
get in that ass Larry
you need to open it up, step in there, write your name on the walls and shit. eat snickers leave garbage
As to the part about Kanye trailing off never to be seen again…..we can only hope. We can only hope.
Chemo is an aphrodesiac for me at least
she’s hot I’d juice her like an orange
Is she actually shaped like that, or was this photo taken with some kind of funhouse mirror camera lens?
oh man what a girl.
pf: FINALLY, folks!!
Airbrush much? The woman has abs, why get rid of them?
LMAO!!
Are you kdding?!? There isn’t a single friggin noticable trace of an ab on that woman, even without the airbrush. She’s a giant assed ex-stripper who managed to hypnotize a chicken (aka Kanye) into letting her blow his money, in exchange she went around pretending to be his girlfriend so no one would know that he’s a gay fish.
You want to be able to tap that? Piece of cake, just pretend your from Pennsylvania and tell her you have a shit ton of money you need her to help you spend. That should open her flood gates pretty quick.
hohohohoho. whatever. her body is sexy though fucklisted.com
Wait a minute…weren’t half of you guys complaining about how fugly she was when you saw her bikini pictures? What’s changed? Oh yeah, photoshop.
I’d fuck the shit out of her, but I still wouldn’t touch that manly head of hers.
you’d all fuck her if you saw her in person, trust me, her ass is drool worthy. amber rose is jus another substance abusin’ hood bop lookin’ for the next dick with enough money to spoil her with fifths and sacks of medical.
Dude, she looks like a fat guy. Even peeps on the superficial must have standards!!
I just keep waiting to see the next picture where she has a dick. That , creature, is a poster child for being a tranny. Just doesn’t look like a real woman. You know it is a little messed up to have been with Kanye West, he doesn’t like real women.
You haters are nuts. Don’t like her hair? Really? WTF kind of man says that?
I don’t care if she had horns on her head I’d fuck that girl senseless.
Oh and…stay classy!
Yeah Kanye did her no favour other than the promos, magazine covers, limelight etc. she now gets when she should be working at a car wash.
If it weren’t for that ugly tat on her arm, she’d be flawless looking.
She’s so fucking hot.
*drool*
I was going to give her props for trashing Kanye, but then I realised it requires no effort whatsoever.
I’m not gay and I would do her – she is gorgeous
She makes me so hard, a cat couldn’t scratch it…
i’d love to butter the hell outta that biscuit.
Not a fan of the bald head, but I’ll take that juicy body over the average bulimic model’s scrawny corpse ANY day.