Amber Rose’s Ass Is Your Constant

UPDATE 10:15 PM EST: So we hit a small snag – Technology! – and we’re now shooting for a noon launch on Tuesday. However, you can still comment your little asses off and bounce around the site, so knock yourselves out. And in the meantime, there might be some more bikini photos and a dick joke or two in the morning to hold you off until we’re good to go. Don’t touch that dial. – SW

By the time you’re reading this post, The Superficial should be getting ready to migrate to its new site, so I hope you enjoy staring into Amber Rose’s b-hole for the next eight (or more) hours. And if you don’t, it’s not like you can complain it about it because the comments will be shut off once everything starts. FACE. That said, I’ll be back once the dust has settled to test everything out and to see how my little click-monkeys adjust to their new home. It’s going to look a tad different, but for the most part everything should function the same and hopefully smoother. Also, I’m pretty sure that radio toolbar should be gone, and more importantly, there’ll still be celebrity boobs on the site which is really all I needed to write. I don’t know why I keep wasting my time like this.

Photo: Instagram