To make up for the one-two punch of Snooki and Steven Tyler’s face, here’s Amber Rose AND Alessandra Ambrosio in bikinis over the weekend. Think of this post as a delicious Ore– Hold on, the black guy in our office is waving his arms in the air telling me not to say that. Let’s try this again: Think of this post as a beautiful mulatto baby…
UPDATE: Apparently I missed an entire page of Alessandra shots that’s nothing but her ass which I’ve remedied starting here. As for the lack of giant Amber Rose butt, I can only assume the photographer on duty wanted to be both fired and made a mockery by his peers. There’s really no other explanation.
Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News
dudeatdudedotdude | August 2, 2010 at 12:24 pm
amber rose is the visual antithesis of snooki? ew zippy chance…
gogo | August 2, 2010 at 12:26 pm
this is a sad day 4 me
dudeatdudedotdude | August 2, 2010 at 12:26 pm
p.s. “eerste” :)
gogo | August 2, 2010 at 12:29 pm
:))) great now rub it in my face..
Randal | August 2, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Nice tits, who’s the guy?
spot | August 2, 2010 at 1:22 pm
weird that you would get hung up on the hair like that. apart from her hair literally everything else about her is decidedly feminine.
Randal | August 2, 2010 at 6:12 pm
The fuck are you talking about Gimp? You’re living in fucking fantasy world and you don’t make any fucking sense, holy shit.
Gisele Bundchen | August 2, 2010 at 9:42 pm
Actually it was the chalupa she was hiding in her bottoms that gave it away….. not the facial hair senorita
whats up with the bubbles?? gas?
Dominique | August 2, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Amber is way hotter than Alessandra. Alessandra looks boyish and hungry compared to her. She just looks damn sexy here. I’m sure someone will chime in and call her fat…but there’s a difference between fat and curvy. I see no rolls or folds here. Just hot.
Kelley | August 2, 2010 at 1:07 pm
I agree … her tits are real and she’s a healthy weight … tattoos are a bit unfortunate, but I think she looks great.
spot | August 2, 2010 at 12:41 pm
if you don’t think Amber Rose is sexy as hell you’re either gay, a woman, or you just have issues and think only blonde, anorexic, misproportioned girls are hot because that’s all you saw in your daddy’s Playboy growing up
Sizzle | August 2, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Amen. A woman with the body of a 14 year old boy is not who I aspire to get my hump on with.
Randal | August 2, 2010 at 4:14 pm
So you’re saying you’ll hump a 14 year old boy with the body of Amber Rose, that is just horrible of you.
Bryan Adams Rules! | August 2, 2010 at 11:37 pm
uh, no. Im a guy and I dont find her the least bit attractive. Have you seen her choices in men? That alone makes her uglier than Pam Anderson.
I mean Kanye West? ARE YOU KIDDING? Id take Blossom over that wide hipped mudshark any day.
Zeke | August 2, 2010 at 12:50 pm
What about gay women? Don’t they get an option to not like Amber Rose too? I sure don’t see the appeal, and I’m far from someone who demands women with huge implants and no hips.
me | August 2, 2010 at 12:51 pm
The editor who posted this shoule be fired immediately! Making us sort through some nasty albino-gorrilla images to view pics of Allesandra Ambrosio just to get more banner impressions for your website will not keep your visitors coming back!
Randal's Rectum | August 2, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Shah-wing!
Randal’s Rectum
Sizzle | August 2, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Call me old fashioned, but I don’t find Alessandra attractive in the slightest. Give me a woman with curves any day of the week, not one who looks like she just got back home from a summer at Concentration Camp.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 2, 2010 at 1:28 pm
or a skinhead biker convention
Aryan | August 2, 2010 at 3:12 pm
What’s wrong with skinheads? Don’t come around us and we won’t come around you.
aryanshmaryan | August 2, 2010 at 3:40 pm
LOL NAZI trolololol
Deacon Jones | August 2, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Deacon Jones is back from vaca…
And Deacon Jones choses…neither! I’ll take the 18 yr old ass I was looking at all last week on the beach!
Randal | August 2, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Welcome back to reality Deacon. As for those 18 year old asses let’s keep in mind how the will be in twenty years.
ROUGH the pumper | August 2, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Stop bashing slenderness you hogs!
RoniMikey | August 2, 2010 at 1:53 pm
I think they both look good. If anything I would take 10lbs out of Ambers legs and give them to Alessandra. It would have been nice to see some ass shots of Amber. Ambers hair style has got to go,give her some rogaine or something.
Milo | August 2, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Shots of Amber Rose are supposed to “make up” for the shots of Snooki and Steven Tyler?? What bizzaro world have I stepped into? Plus, isn’t she Kanye’s chick? Minus points right off the top for that.
Milo | August 2, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Oh, and to “Spot” who said we must be gay if we didn’t think Amber Rose was hot: hey Spot, call me crazy, but I (and a few billion people) just happen to be naturally attracted to women with more than peach fuzz on their heads…. Crazy concept!
kitty_kat | August 2, 2010 at 8:43 pm
It’s not crazy. It’s what the media tells you to like.
Bryan Adams Rules! | August 2, 2010 at 11:39 pm
LOL…media only has to dictate what liberals think. Free thinkers dont buy into that bullshit. Shes got a shaved head. COMPLETELY unattractive on even the most beautiful women in the world. Get over yourself q-tip and get a weave if you cant grow that nappy shit out.
Z | August 2, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Amber loves the poop chute… remember that photo of her back when she was a stripper and she is licking some girl’s asshole onstage
jkhjkh | August 2, 2010 at 3:16 pm
these photos are useless without ambers ass
anonym | August 2, 2010 at 8:41 pm
alessandra has no ass !!
RasputinsLiver | August 2, 2010 at 9:08 pm
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Amber Ho’ze sucked, fucked, licked, and gobbled Kanye West.
The bitch guzzled his ball crud. She took his Li’l Kanye into her mouth and suckled the ball snot out of it until she was drowning in the garbage.
Then she had him shove it up her stink muscle, getting a Kenya enema. She allowed that gizmo to pollute her cunt and saturate it with his Li’l Kanye tapioca.
Honestly. Need I say more? If anyone considers this walking HAZMAT a “hottie” or a “babe”, or whatever, they seriously need a checkup from the neck up, a free gift certificate for some much needed EST, or just go for the Nurse Ratched’s Tuesday Special: Lobotomy, 2 for 1 deal (you can take her with you).
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captain america | August 3, 2010 at 12:57 am
I’m sorry for the tattoos.
BUT MINUS THAT SHE COULD BE MINE, folks!!
Bored with life | August 3, 2010 at 9:42 pm
I’d stick my fist up that boyish ass of hers all the way to the elbow!
Vera | August 6, 2010 at 1:00 am
Alessandra Ambrosio needs some fried chicken or something. Anyone who would think she is sexy compared to Amber has a fetish for kids and tweens. You probably get off watching the Disney Channel.
Fishstix | August 7, 2010 at 2:46 am
Amber Rose needs some hair, to lose her broad and masculine figure, to be tested for STDs, and to grow some hair. Anyone who would think she is sexy compared to Alessandra has a fetish for effeminate men and herpes. You probably get off watching Bravo.
TCP | August 7, 2010 at 6:27 pm
This guy named Alessandra has a nice body from the ribcage down, but he needs to pump iron. Also, he should get rid of the top; he’s dressing like a woman.