Amber Rose and Alessandra Ambrosio in Bikinis

August 2nd, 2010 // 82 Comments

To make up for the one-two punch of Snooki and Steven Tyler’s face, here’s Amber Rose AND Alessandra Ambrosio in bikinis over the weekend. Think of this post as a delicious Ore– Hold on, the black guy in our office is waving his arms in the air telling me not to say that. Let’s try this again: Think of this post as a beautiful mulatto baby…

UPDATE: Apparently I missed an entire page of Alessandra shots that’s nothing but her ass which I’ve remedied starting here. As for the lack of giant Amber Rose butt, I can only assume the photographer on duty wanted to be both fired and made a mockery by his peers. There’s really no other explanation.

Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News


  1. amber rose is the visual antithesis of snooki? ew zippy chance…

  2. gogo

    this is a sad day 4 me

  3. Nice tits, who’s the guy?

    • spot

      weird that you would get hung up on the hair like that. apart from her hair literally everything else about her is decidedly feminine.

    • Gisele Bundchen

      Actually it was the chalupa she was hiding in her bottoms that gave it away….. not the facial hair senorita

      whats up with the bubbles?? gas?

  4. Alessandra Ambrosio
    oh uh
    Commented on this photo:

    brb mailing alessandra a sandwich in a penis-shaped box

  5. Dominique

    Amber is way hotter than Alessandra. Alessandra looks boyish and hungry compared to her. She just looks damn sexy here. I’m sure someone will chime in and call her fat…but there’s a difference between fat and curvy. I see no rolls or folds here. Just hot.

    • Kelley

      I agree … her tits are real and she’s a healthy weight … tattoos are a bit unfortunate, but I think she looks great.

  6. spot

    if you don’t think Amber Rose is sexy as hell you’re either gay, a woman, or you just have issues and think only blonde, anorexic, misproportioned girls are hot because that’s all you saw in your daddy’s Playboy growing up

    • Sizzle

      Amen. A woman with the body of a 14 year old boy is not who I aspire to get my hump on with.

    • Bryan Adams Rules!

      uh, no. Im a guy and I dont find her the least bit attractive. Have you seen her choices in men? That alone makes her uglier than Pam Anderson.

      I mean Kanye West? ARE YOU KIDDING? Id take Blossom over that wide hipped mudshark any day.

  7. Amber Rose
    Commented on this photo:

    First yo

  8. Zeke

    What about gay women? Don’t they get an option to not like Amber Rose too? I sure don’t see the appeal, and I’m far from someone who demands women with huge implants and no hips.

  9. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    It seems that when Alessanra is naked you can probably see her anus while she is standing up. She’s THAT skinny.

    • Starving Belly

      Skinny but with huge waist and protruding belly. It must suck to starve yourself and still have your belly stick out further than your so-called boobs.

      • ana

        well her belly is like that because she had a baby so obviously its not gana be perfectly flat plus she has abs and muscles in that belly to make it stick out

  10. me

    The editor who posted this shoule be fired immediately! Making us sort through some nasty albino-gorrilla images to view pics of Allesandra Ambrosio just to get more banner impressions for your website will not keep your visitors coming back!

  11. Randal's Rectum


    Randal’s Rectum

  12. Amber Rose
    Commented on this photo:

    too bad no amber rose ass shots….love that bod

  13. Sizzle

    Call me old fashioned, but I don’t find Alessandra attractive in the slightest. Give me a woman with curves any day of the week, not one who looks like she just got back home from a summer at Concentration Camp.

  14. Deacon Jones

    Deacon Jones is back from vaca…

    And Deacon Jones choses…neither! I’ll take the 18 yr old ass I was looking at all last week on the beach!

  15. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    Having to look at Ambrosio’s malnourished skeletal body in between Amber’s pics is like having ice water pulled on your member while having sex. Amber is a woman, Alessandra is what you get when you castrate a 12 year old boy.

  16. ROUGH the pumper

    Stop bashing slenderness you hogs!

  17. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    where are her feet??

  18. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:


  19. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    (sound of brain imploding)

  20. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    Bah, need mor butt shots of Amber. She is so damn smoking hot. I’d hit her like a ton of bricks without thinking twice.

    No need to post shots of Alessandra though if you ask me – I like my women with a little meat on their bones.

    • The Inquisition

      Well then we’re all glad that this website wasn’t catered to your tranny-loving tastes, and the next time we need your esteemed opinion on how “your” women should look, we’ll just ask. Thanks.

  21. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Sonicare cover
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s looking back at me…I just know it!!

  22. RoniMikey

    I think they both look good. If anything I would take 10lbs out of Ambers legs and give them to Alessandra. It would have been nice to see some ass shots of Amber. Ambers hair style has got to go,give her some rogaine or something.

  23. Amber Rose
    Commented on this photo:

    god damn amber rose is sexxxy

  24. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a sexy little sandwich

  25. Milo

    Shots of Amber Rose are supposed to “make up” for the shots of Snooki and Steven Tyler?? What bizzaro world have I stepped into? Plus, isn’t she Kanye’s chick? Minus points right off the top for that.

  26. Milo

    Oh, and to “Spot” who said we must be gay if we didn’t think Amber Rose was hot: hey Spot, call me crazy, but I (and a few billion people) just happen to be naturally attracted to women with more than peach fuzz on their heads…. Crazy concept!

    • kitty_kat

      It’s not crazy. It’s what the media tells you to like.

      • Bryan Adams Rules!

        LOL…media only has to dictate what liberals think. Free thinkers dont buy into that bullshit. Shes got a shaved head. COMPLETELY unattractive on even the most beautiful women in the world. Get over yourself q-tip and get a weave if you cant grow that nappy shit out.

  27. Z

    Amber loves the poop chute… remember that photo of her back when she was a stripper and she is licking some girl’s asshole onstage

  28. Amber Rose
    Commented on this photo:

    I think Amber had a liposuction on her Tummy….

  29. jkhjkh

    these photos are useless without ambers ass

  30. Amber Rose
    Commented on this photo:

    her body is perfect.

  31. Amber Rose
    Commented on this photo:

    Amber Rose looks a lot like Charlize Theron in the face.

    Smoking body. Terrible haircut. Fuck…

  32. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    Amber Rose looks like a much healthier and doable specimine of the female form than Alessandra…..

  33. Amber Rose
    Javier L
    Commented on this photo:

    no ass shot on Amber? whaaaat?!?

  34. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Weird Al
    Commented on this photo:

    Note to Victoria’s Secret: When a woman looks like a man and has tiny boobs with a huge torso it’s not sexy. No amount of airbrushing, angled photography and cleavage grabbing can hide that. Most actresses look prettier than the gay-male inspired androgyny of the fashion industry.

  35. anonym

    alessandra has no ass !!

  36. Amber Rose
    Commented on this photo:

    Love that stuff. The hair will grow back.. This chick is stacked to the rafters!

  37. RasputinsLiver


    Amber Ho’ze sucked, fucked, licked, and gobbled Kanye West.

    The bitch guzzled his ball crud. She took his Li’l Kanye into her mouth and suckled the ball snot out of it until she was drowning in the garbage.

    Then she had him shove it up her stink muscle, getting a Kenya enema. She allowed that gizmo to pollute her cunt and saturate it with his Li’l Kanye tapioca.

    Honestly. Need I say more? If anyone considers this walking HAZMAT a “hottie” or a “babe”, or whatever, they seriously need a checkup from the neck up, a free gift certificate for some much needed EST, or just go for the Nurse Ratched’s Tuesday Special: Lobotomy, 2 for 1 deal (you can take her with you).


  38. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    I have to agree with mortimer–although I prefer a lighter skinned (ahem, white) woman, in this case, Amber Rose wins HANDS DOWN!! This Alessandra looks like a little boy–disgusting.

  39. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Gisele Bundchen
    Commented on this photo:

    Taking a dump? ohhh nothing but air?

  40. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    Guys, The Inquisition is right. Alessandra is the only woman in this series of pics.

  41. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not looking good for allesandra from behind! deflated sag butt. Seriously, i like her from the front but from behind……not good.

  42. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    I gotta say…she’s a pretty girl, but her “ass” really doesn’t look that appetizing.

  43. Amber Rose
    Commented on this photo:

    get rid of the hos with crue cuts and nasty ink. not doable.

  44. captain america

    I’m sorry for the tattoos.

  45. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    Gross, she looks like a 12 year old boy.

  46. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Doc Schweinstrudel
    Commented on this photo:

    Agree Alessandra is way too skinny!!

  47. Amber Rose
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, Fish, enough already. This (relatively) new interface format is for the birds. It has more bugs than a week-old corpse. Whoever paid for the creation of this piece of shit got fucked.

    This is a bitch to navigate. Later. Maybe.

  48. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Carlos Stranz
    Commented on this photo:

    The gauchos are the most beautiful ocidental people in the world. Mixed of germans, italians, spanish and portuguese…
    Alessandra Ambrosio, Gisele Bundchen, Carol Trentini, Raquel Zimmermann, Izabel Goulart…

  49. Bored with life

    I’d stick my fist up that boyish ass of hers all the way to the elbow!

  50. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    Gauchos? You’ve no clue what a gaucho is, do you? What you’re talking about is descendants of European immigrants in Latin America…yes we’re very pretty thanks.

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