Amber Heard Wins Award Season

January 16th, 2012 // 50 Comments

While Amber Heard technically wasn’t at an awards show this weekend, if anyone can somehow show up on a red carpet looking hotter than this, I’ll show you a photo of Katy Perry firing a winged Minka Kelly out of her naked breasts into Jessica Biel‘s ass.

Or Jon Hamm. Just a photo of Jon Hamm. I’m not gonna lie to you.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Marley

    She makes my lady parts tingle

  2. Hottest lesbian EVER.

  3. It's the kimkim, bitches

    I’d park my face between her thighs for hours.

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    LegMan
    Commented on this photo:

    Oofa!

  5. so things wouldn;t work out long-term…..
    1) At least I know we have some things we like in common.
    2) If nothing else, I could smell her fingers.

  6. cc

    She’s not really gay, she’s just saying that to put me off. In retrospect, the thrice daily letters I was sending may have been a bit much.

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    Essi
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe it is just me, but she just looks like a blond version of that twi-girl.

  8. The Royal Penis

    I thought she was bi, not just gay.

    Oh well, she’s train smoke hot either way.

  9. Soviet Snow

    So when does she cut her hair to butch length?

  10. pinto beans

    Gay for pay. She would be nothing special if she was a straight “actress”

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    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    “Phew! Good one! ‘Do I have a shot?’”

  12. anon

    Her body is flawless, but as a girl I am just in awe of her face. So beautiful!

    • shimmy

      Agreed. Her face is incredible. Sounds so strange saying it though, rarely do you hear people specifically fawning over a celeb’s FACE but damn this babe is just… perfection..

  13. Flame on

    I’d convert her.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    So pretty it hurts the eyes.

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    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
    Commented on this photo:

    wow, she is so gorgeous.

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    ChickenHawk
    Commented on this photo:

    Best-looking lesbian I’ve ever seen.

    • Snickish

      Wow you don’t watch much lesbian porn do you. This bitch isn’t even in the top 100 of hottest lesbians.

  17. AnnaDraconida

    Another shitty dye job. The platinum blonde look is boring already. Isn’t there a single woman in Hollywood with natural hair? No extensions, no crappy dye?

  18. LJ

    My chances are about the same no matter what team she plays for.

  19. doctor snuggles

    HALLELUJA, for pornograghic material, folks!!

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    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    Literally perfect.

  21. T-800

    Please be a pretend lesbian. Please be a pretend lesbian.

  22. The joaker

    I’ll wear a band around my waist to make it look like a strap on if that helps. I don’t do condoms though

  23. tlmck

    Never really cared much for this chick, but I think she finally nailed it. Looks like ScarJo used to.

  24. Maximilian

    She looks good but im not turned on by her at all..

  25. Mee Mee

    Seriously? I think her face looks kinda mannish.

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    Austin "Danger" Powers
    Commented on this photo:

    Carpet definitely doesn’t match the drapes.

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    Graham
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks even better in a shirt and jeans with less make -up

  28. muak!

    she turns my gay side ON ;P I will love to lear the linking game ON her

  29. qwerty

    She stole Courtney Stodden’s boobs.

  30. cc

    She’d look better in one of my shirts…in the morning…in my room.

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    Jay B
    Commented on this photo:

    She be lookin HAWT. Where be my grape drank?

  32. chupacabra

    she looks like a less ugly lady gaga.

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    ojisan
    Commented on this photo:

    i almost miss her for scarlet johannson, O.o, especially when i see the boobs, too bad scarlett no longer have those boobs…

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    Jackin' Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a wax figure.

    So what’s it called when you want to fuck a wax figure?

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    moopy
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    she kind of makes me wanna be a lesbian…

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    Angie
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it’s the surprise faotcr. When you’re in a bikini, you have the mentality that people are going to look at your hot bod. You might even have make up and done your hair right.When you get out of the shower, you’re in the bathroom, and completely not expecting people to look at you. You have no makeup on and your hair is disheveled.It’s all about expectations. When you expect to be looked at, you will flaunt your body. After the shower, you expect privacy, so you don’t want to be looked at.- Jun Loayza

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