Amanda Seyfried Can Smell Electricity Now
“What do you mean they’re almost in my ears?”
Earlier in the week, Amanda Seyfried announced that she’s pregnant with her first child. And now she wants people to know that it’s already granted her the ability to smell electricity, so clearly it’s a tossup as to whether she’ll use her new powers for good or for evil. Via Refinery 29:
Pregnancy can catapult your senses into overdrive — heightening even the slightest of smells (which is something, Seyfried says, she was “really looking forward to”). But the strangest she’s picked up so far shocked even us: electricity. Yes, you read that right.
“I swear to god I can smell the TV,” she said, completely straight-faced. “There’s this static-y, metal-y scent. Do you know what I’m talking about?” For the record, I didn’t.
Given Amanda Seyfried’s obsession with taxidermy, I’m going to go ahead and say that she’s not really pregnant, and in nine months she’s going to be carrying around a dead baby deer that shoots sparks out of its antlers. I’ve seen it a hundred times. More importantly, remember that time we all saw her vagina? That’s where I was going with this.