Seen here in the latest issue of W Magazine to promote In Time, Amanda Seyfried can’t believe she made out with Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body, and none of us Nancy boys showed up for it. (In my defense, I was hemming a skirt.):
Jennifer’s Body is my favorite movie that I’ve done. It was overlooked in theaters, but it does have a DVD following. I can’t believe nobody wanted to see Megan Fox and me hitting it. They had an extreme close-up of our tongues, and I’m telling you, the thing about the scene is that it’s actually really sexy. For a young girl to say that about her own sex scene—it must be because it’s special. I think Megan and I kissed really well together. We have similar kissing styles and it worked. We got it done for the masses, and the masses still didn’t show up.
In all honesty, this is the literally the best marketing I’ve ever seen for any movie in the history of movie marketing. I finished that paragraph and genuinely felt like less of a man, and will continue to do so until I force myself to watch Jennifer’s Body with all its promises of lesbian hitting. On the flip side of that coin, I defy anyone with a penis to name the title of the movie Amanda was supposed to be promoting without scrolling up. I’m going with Big-Eyed Jane: A Tale of Referees Reading Newspapers. (I cheated and looked at the photo.)
Photos: W Magazine