Amanda Seyfried’s Really Excited About That Dead Horse

April 20th, 2011 // 38 Comments

At quick glance, you’d just assume these are photos of a five-year-old girl watching the arrival of her brand new swing set and somehow not doing the pee-pee dance in anticipation. Except it’s actually 25-year-old Amanda Seyfried finally getting that dead, stuffed baby horse she’s been asking for, and I can safely say this is literally the happiest I’ve ever seen her. I mean, look at how wide her eyes are, oh, right.

Photos: Splash News


  1. She should name it “Chris Brown” and beat it.

  2. I remember the joy on my girlfriends face when UPS delivered our Sybian too.

  3. At last, something to make her feel good about her face.

  4. is she gona dress it up like my little pony or ride it like queen mary/catherine the great

  5. Senor Trout

    The bag on top of the crate is an AED so the one mover can shock the other back into coherence when they pop the crate open and it turns out the horsie actually started the trip alive.

  6. Amanda Seyfried Dead Horse
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s wondering how she got so famous and why her picture is being taken, you know, considering she’s not even attractive.

  7. Whatever it is, you gotta admit…that is one nice quality crate.

  8. Bucky Barnes

    Having a 360 degree visual field must be awesome.

  9. Amanda Seyfried Dead Horse
    Commented on this photo:

    wow, she really is “special”

  10. Amanda Seyfried Dead Horse
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ohhhhhhhhh my goooooooood! It’s so cute. And anatomically correct! The things I’m gonna do!!! Wait, did I think that out loud?”

  11. Cock Dr

    That’s a helluva new chew toy & hump buddy for the household’s dog.

  12. MrsWrong

    Isnt she dating Ryan Phillipe?…I know there is a joke about a mini pony and how petite he is in there somewhere…. but I..cant..quite.. putmy ….fiingerr……

  13. She’s just picturing the day she can add Meryl Streep to the collection.

  14. Bucky Barnes

    Fuck! I just clicked that stuffed dead baby horse link. Amanda is a freak!

  15. spindoc

    If she wants to stay popular, she should never do another interview.

  16. Henny

    I dont see the wide gap between her eyes at all….she has a gorgeous face AND a smoking hot body. We have a bunch of haters here!!

    • Bucky Barnes

      I don’t hate her, I think being able to look her straight in the eye while fucking doggy style is a great turn-on.

  17. annie from fremantle

    you’re horny, let’s do it, ride it, my pony…

  18. Amanda Seyfried Dead Horse
    Commented on this photo:

    ah ass shot! at last.
    When you at The Superficial will begin to understand that T&A is all we care about?

  19. Dan

    I dunno, I think that this is kinda cool in a way. She probably would go hunting with me. I would like that.

    It is amazing how different the stars look without makeup. I would never recognize her.

  20. nerd

    With her complexion her butthole must look like the Eye of Sauron.

  21. And here I was worrying about where the next generation of batshit-crazy tabloid fodder was going to come from. Amanda Seyfried gives me hope for the future.

  22. atotalcad

    You can land a Cessna between those eyes.

  23. Fletch

    Looking at the picture, I think Amanda IS the dead horse.

  24. ME

    I hope someone taxidermies her pasty white ass and puts her on display in their mansion when she dies. Also I hope that same person skins the Olsen’s twins and wears them as a coat when they die. Okay to be fair two Olsens could never make a coat, maybe a pair of gloves?

    What a fucking freakshow.

  25. Mandy

    Her quote in the link from this article:

    “I love good taxidermy, it’s like art. A lot of people think it’s weird but I don’t know why.”

    Because it’s a dead fucking animal? That’s really disgusting.

  26. Amanda Seyfried Dead Horse
    Dharma Initiative Beans
    Commented on this photo:

    How is it that despite the fact that she’s prancing around like a lunatic for the arrival of her dead animal in every picture, that wisp of hair is ALWAYS in front of her eye? Or is that one of those streaky photo artifacts from The Ring? Wait, that means she’s only got seven days…

    Amanda, take advantage of the time you’ve got left. Call me. My pants are full of stuffed animals. Beanie Babies, actually. Rare ones.

  27. She’s just happy that she now has someone around the house she can keep up with, intellectually.

  28. eophus

    This chick revealed a tattoo she got on he foot in New York. It was the word “MINGE” which is a British term for vagina. Bitch is off, but whatever.

  29. eophus

    By the way your only “eccentric” if you have money. Anywhere else your BUCK CRAZED!!

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