At quick glance, you’d just assume these are photos of a five-year-old girl watching the arrival of her brand new swing set and somehow not doing the pee-pee dance in anticipation. Except it’s actually 25-year-old Amanda Seyfried finally getting that dead, stuffed baby horse she’s been asking for, and I can safely say this is literally the happiest I’ve ever seen her. I mean, look at how wide her eyes are, oh, right.
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She should name it “Chris Brown” and beat it.
I think she should name it “My Penis” and beat it!
Both of these are great.
I remember the joy on my girlfriends face when UPS delivered our Sybian too.
“our” as in yours as well??.. or was that joy “thankgod, it’s here, I’ve gone(insert how long you’ve been dating) without an orgasm”
fun for the whole family.
At last, something to make her feel good about her face.
is she gona dress it up like my little pony or ride it like queen mary/catherine the great
The bag on top of the crate is an AED so the one mover can shock the other back into coherence when they pop the crate open and it turns out the horsie actually started the trip alive.
she’s wondering how she got so famous and why her picture is being taken, you know, considering she’s not even attractive.
Whatever it is, you gotta admit…that is one nice quality crate.
Having a 360 degree visual field must be awesome.
ha! gives new meaning to “having eyes in the back of your head”
On the other hand, the odds that a flying object will strike her between the eyes is a million times greater than with any other person.
wow, she really is “special”
“Ohhhhhhhhh my goooooooood! It’s so cute. And anatomically correct! The things I’m gonna do!!! Wait, did I think that out loud?”
That’s a helluva new chew toy & hump buddy for the household’s dog.
Isnt she dating Ryan Phillipe?…I know there is a joke about a mini pony and how petite he is in there somewhere…. but I..cant..quite.. putmy ….fiingerr…on..it…
She’s just picturing the day she can add Meryl Streep to the collection.
Fuck! I just clicked that stuffed dead baby horse link. Amanda is a freak!
eh… I am not sure where she is from, but there a lot of people in the mid west who like good taxidermy…
Freaks can be soooo much fun!
If she wants to stay popular, she should never do another interview.
I dont see the wide gap between her eyes at all….she has a gorgeous face AND a smoking hot body. We have a bunch of haters here!!
I don’t hate her, I think being able to look her straight in the eye while fucking doggy style is a great turn-on.
you’re horny, let’s do it, ride it, my pony…
ah ass shot! at last.
When you at The Superficial will begin to understand that T&A is all we care about?
I dunno, I think that this is kinda cool in a way. She probably would go hunting with me. I would like that.
It is amazing how different the stars look without makeup. I would never recognize her.
With her complexion her butthole must look like the Eye of Sauron.
And here I was worrying about where the next generation of batshit-crazy tabloid fodder was going to come from. Amanda Seyfried gives me hope for the future.
You can land a Cessna between those eyes.
Looking at the picture, I think Amanda IS the dead horse.
I hope someone taxidermies her pasty white ass and puts her on display in their mansion when she dies. Also I hope that same person skins the Olsen’s twins and wears them as a coat when they die. Okay to be fair two Olsens could never make a coat, maybe a pair of gloves?
What a fucking freakshow.
Her quote in the link from this article:
“I love good taxidermy, it’s like art. A lot of people think it’s weird but I don’t know why.”
Because it’s a dead fucking animal? That’s really disgusting.
How is it that despite the fact that she’s prancing around like a lunatic for the arrival of her dead animal in every picture, that wisp of hair is ALWAYS in front of her eye? Or is that one of those streaky photo artifacts from The Ring? Wait, that means she’s only got seven days…
Amanda, take advantage of the time you’ve got left. Call me. My pants are full of stuffed animals. Beanie Babies, actually. Rare ones.
She’s just happy that she now has someone around the house she can keep up with, intellectually.
This chick revealed a tattoo she got on he foot in New York. It was the word “MINGE” which is a British term for vagina. Bitch is off, but whatever.
By the way your only “eccentric” if you have money. Anywhere else your BUCK CRAZED!!