Amanda Bynes Attacks Paparazzi For Not Making Her Look Beautiful, Amazing People Do That

September 21st, 2012 // 51 Comments
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“This Passionberry Tea says it’s time get locoooo…”

If you haven’t heard by now, Amanda Bynes‘ agent, publicist and lawyer all quit on her which I’m sure has absolutely nothing to do with her calling up People and saying she’s doing “amazing” despite mountains of photographic proof that she’s hemp-death on wheels, and then attacking the paparazzi right after that for not making her look “beautiful.” Oh, yeah, that happened. ET Online reports:

The struggle caught on tape began with Bynes walking down Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood, shielding her face when she realized she was being photographed. Apparently the star didn’t like the way she looked, and tried to reason with the paparazzo and flatter him into deleting the pics, agreeing to pose for a new set. What happens next turns ugly, as it appears there’s a struggle over control of the camera.
The melee ends with the pap yelling that the star hurt him, with Bynes calmly saying, “I didn’t touch you.”

Because it’s an ET Online exclusive, I can’t embed the video, but it’s definitely worth a watch just to see Amanda Bynes say “I need to look beautiful!” Also, it’s pretty surprising she never once tries to talk the camera itself into deleting the pics. You’d just assume that’d be her first move. “Click click me Amanda, click click click me friend. Click click click delete delete? Click click, asshole! Wait, did you just record that? I NEED TO LOOK SANE!” *bites off paparazzi’s ear*



  1. cc

    Honestly, I’d be on her side (so long as that’s fake fur, otherwise fuck her). Those strobes would be annoying as fuck, she was very polite to begin with, and the pap sounded like a fucking whining douchebag.

    • I agree and he was right up in her face and snuck behind her. so sounded like he was faking that he was hurting her. im on her side.

      If i was her that pap would of got a fucking beat down

    • I have to agree with you. That guy appeared out of nowhere and all of a sudden flashing in her face, then gets all whiny when she defends herself.

      Although you have to admit the “I have to look beautiful” part was a little fucked up.

      • Alpha Female

        Fucked up and sad. But that’s Hollywood for you.

        Was anyone else surprised by how normal she sounded? I thought she supposedly lost her mind or something…

      • …I wish a bitch would try that shit on my $4,000 camera.
        I would cunt-kick her so hard she’d be wearing her fallopian tubes as ear adornments.

      • I’m just sorry I can only give you one dislike. You’re a nasty little shit Artof.

    • … OH PLEASE!!!

      It’s funny how bloggers will complain about paparazzi taking pictures of these no talent skanks who should be over the moon that anyone would even want to take their picture—yet the same bloggers shedding bowing ball sized tears over how badly these pseudo-VIPs’ who wouldn’t pee on any of you if you were all an fire–will then turn around and talk shit about them in your midget-brained comments.

      What a bunch of moronic hypocrites….Don’t you all realize — if it were not for the paps many of you would actually have to learn how to read???

  2. alex

    How about that cameraman hounding her and then making sure his video camera picked up the audio about digging her nails into his neck…you watch, he’ll be in the hospital by dinner time. Like ringing the dinner bell for them.

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    Huh? Where’d my drink go?

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Well at least she broke Taylor Swift’s record of being dumped by 2 people at the same time.

  5. Where did that super boobage come from??

  6. Smapdi

    So, its other people making me not beautiful? Wow, you guys suck!

  7. dude

    If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, consult a physician or this picture.

  8. Craptard

    How the hell did she escape from my basement? I have to stop buying those cheap bargain brand shackles.

  9. Bianca

    The paparazzi guy is just a steaming pile of whiney douche. He’s yelling at her to stop hurting him when she’s *10 FEET AWAY FROM HIM*. He’s clearly antagonizing her and wanting her to lash out so he can get a bad picture. And yeah, if I knew my face would be blown up and pasted on sites like in every single tabloid , I’d want to approve the photo before hand too.

  10. Deacon Jones

    My ex-girlfriend was crazy like her,

    In the middle of having sex, she’d start talking like an adolescent girl and moaning “Why do you do this to me daddy!?”

    I was terrified at first. At first.

  11. Joe

    I couldn’t finish watching it, because the guy sounded too much like a douchebag.

    But I think if she kicked the shit out of him, he had it coming.

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    Grabbing for the camera? that is sooo 2010. Lindsay would have blown him until he offered to testify he was driving her car the next time she runs someone over.

  13. rantatonne

    K paparazzi are annoying but wtf with that video. Its not like the chick has done anything of late, besides struggle. Really seems that in this case the main reason pics are being taken is to hopefully document some downward spiral. If she was doing something irresponsible snap away, but just walking…

    “I like your bag?” WTF.

    • rantatonne

      Also if these guys continue to take unwanted pictures of people they should be willing to take more than pinches. Its a natural thing. You dont see national geographic photographers whining to the animals about being chased.

  14. Drundel

    A bag of blow and she’s yours for the week.

  15. Carl

    Nice juggly wuggs.

  16. Carl

    How could she not look beautiful?

  17. Carl

    The pap is a pussy.

  18. Let’s see, will Fish let me talk today?

  19. JMC

    This video only really helped her image in this situation. The flashes they use are ridiculous and blinding. She actually had to stop walking because she couldn’t see and the “beautiful” line was loaded with sarcasm. Then of course the paparazzo makes as big a scene as possible. Disappointed you didn’t call this video like it is.

    • Sandoucheky

      Yeah that was a golden opportunity to set yourselves apart from all the Perez Hilton bulsh by calling out the photographer for being the whiney scum of the earth that he is.

      That video made me totally sympathize with her. Let’s not have that happen again…

  20. Carolyn

    What’s with those plastic fingernails?

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    Miley, is that you?

  22. El Jefe

    Her boobs look awesome.

  23. ja

    Poor girl..really

  24. hmm

    why is she saying delete the first one?

    it’s video. not still photos….

  25. hmm

    Here’s a thought: bloggers who only exist because of the photos paparazzi take, should probably stop pretend-bashing them…

  26. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    I don’t know if a chugged bucket of liquor could make her beautiful…

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    I kind of wish that beat up Beemer would never go away. She needs to get it out of impound and have someone else drive her around in it.

  28. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Toussled Hair
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    its lindsay lohan 2.0

  29. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Toussled Hair
    lord long dong of titfuck
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    why does the word titfuck keep popping into my mind,,,,and why are my underpants getting tighter and my dong feels all tingly…

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