So remember when Amanda Bynes announced she retired from acting? — HA! I’m kidding. Of course, you don’t. Well, apparently she’s “unretired” now, according to her Twitter which marks the very first time a woman said something only to completely change her mind after the fact because she’s crazy and doesn’t know what she wants. I should alert the Associated Press. They’ll probably want to document this.
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peepee | July 26, 2010 at 1:07 pm
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Someone | July 26, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Ha so true fish, so true (about women changing their mind)
havoc | July 26, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Hmmm……a woman who doesn’t know what she wants. Strange……
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dudeatdudedotdude | July 26, 2010 at 1:35 pm
irony being she was in a movie called ‘what a girl wants’
Anonymous | July 26, 2010 at 5:07 pm
It’s obvious she doesn’t know what she wants. She’s drinking an ICEE while wearing a leather jacket.
If she was orange, I’d swear this was Snooki and not Amanda Bynes.
Viv | July 26, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Yeah, and we can get men to bend backwards just to please our crazy whim,even stranger
Anon | July 26, 2010 at 1:35 pm
On TV yes.
Real life… not so much. Not strange at all.
havoc | July 26, 2010 at 1:54 pm
And I can take my money clip out and get you to bend over forward…..not so strange.
Anonymous | July 26, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Sure for a little while…then the man comes to his senses when he knows he’s got you and stops doing the crap he used to when you first dated.
Seriously, no guy in his right mind wants to go see the Twilight with you, shop, or hang out with your girlfriends unless he wants to get laid.
Milo | July 26, 2010 at 2:38 pm
I don’t think men are bending backwards to please YOUR crazy whims…we’re bending backwards because the end goal is that we’re pleasing our own crazy whims…and those crazy whims are called male orgasms
GG | July 26, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Oh my GOD. Are you kidding me? Well no one is going to ever believe anything she says ever again now. good job A.
Jimbo | July 26, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Does anyone really give a shit? Maybe I would care if she had a nice rack or something. next please….
sean | July 26, 2010 at 1:29 pm
In her new movie, Amanda’s character is an uptight, judgmental, self-righteous, closed-minded religious believer. It gives real Christianity a bad name. Count on secular Hollywood to depict Christians unfairly and in a derogatory manner.
useless eater | July 26, 2010 at 2:03 pm
yeah they hate christians of course. they hire their own kind and this whore is one of them. we need a new flag and it’s blue and white.
The Laughing G-d | July 26, 2010 at 2:55 pm
“Amanda’s character is an uptight, judgmental, self-righteous, closed-minded religious believer. It gives real Christianity a bad name.”
Your right, that does paint Christianity in a bad light. It is also 100% completely accurate.
Hate all religions equally, they all deserve it.
Doubting Thomas | July 26, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Christians already give Christianity a bad name.
MollyMoosefish | July 27, 2010 at 11:45 am
Well said. Church-led Christians are stereotypically this way. Actually, anyone who gets their religious advice from someone other than themselves is an idiot in my book.
Sean Fuck You | July 26, 2010 at 9:33 pm
You are uptight, judgmental, self-righteous, closed-minded religious believer. Truth.
stinky mcpoop | July 26, 2010 at 1:29 pm
She looks like Snooki, with about as much relevance. And she can’t make up her mind as to whether she wants to work for a living or not, which sounds about right for dumb broads these days.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 26, 2010 at 1:33 pm
that’s not amanda it’s penelope please
Drew | July 26, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Haha, it’s cute that she thinks she is, or ever has been relevant.
jane | July 26, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Yeah, because men are never crazy, irrational, or change their minds and make career changes. Fuck you.
Anon | July 26, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Nice way to prove fish right about women being crazy.
bob | July 26, 2010 at 2:12 pm
MEEOOWW!!
Anonymous | July 26, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Meh….jane’s on the rag. She’ll quit acting crazy, irrational in a couple days.
Jimbo | July 26, 2010 at 2:55 pm
But then it starts all over again in 28 days
Sledman | July 26, 2010 at 2:41 pm
That’s Awesome news!!!!! wait….. who is she agian?
ugottabekidding | July 26, 2010 at 4:14 pm
LMAO!!! Right on!!!
Ron Burgandy's ballsack | July 26, 2010 at 3:02 pm
So there is a chance to see Amanda’s rack. Excellent!
Sunidaze | July 26, 2010 at 4:16 pm
I only vaguely know who this is… it is hell getting old!
Dan | July 26, 2010 at 4:24 pm
She must have gotten upset that the world stopped commenting on how fat she looks.
Teabagger (think balls, not politics) | July 26, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I think everyone here is missing the point.
1. Amanda was bot totally hot & pedo-bear approved in her Maxim spread, her only useful form.
2. If she keeps going to taco bell or AM/PM drinking those thirsty-two ouncers, she will no longer have any value to anyone – as evidenced by the budding double chin in the above photo.
3. With a little luck shell fall out of favor with Hollywood, then decide to get her chubby ass to the gum, so that her career path will continue on to it’s natural progression: porn. Then everybody wins. We win as we get new spank material, porn directors win as they can market the bejesus out of it & little Amanda wins as she gets paid real money for what shed be doing anyway after she’s faded into obscurity – bless her little cherubic cum covered glazed doughnut looking face.
It warms the heart.
Pat C | July 26, 2010 at 5:45 pm
” her career path will continue on to it’s natural progression: porn. ”
Why do people keep saying that? I hate to disappont you but they NEVER go to porn.
At best they’ll do a Playboy shoot or a “leaked” homemade sex tape.
Teabagger (think balls, not politics) | July 26, 2010 at 7:35 pm
It happens occasionally…most “leaked” sex tapes are for profit (see: kardashian, Kendra, etc).
Also never underestimate the power of famewhoring. This girl is accustomed to celebrity – it’s a powerful drug. And when it’s gone, *poof!* the crash can be rough.
In this case it might be a long shot, but I’ll keep my bottle of KY & a hanky handy for that blessed day that Ananda Bynes is getting double stuffed on a cheap motel mattress while 5 midgets bukake her until she resembles a melted candle.
What a vision of loveliness she’ll be.
captain america | July 27, 2010 at 12:18 am
pssssst: THIS WILL BE A BLESSING FOR ALL OF US!!
soupofdefish | July 27, 2010 at 5:18 pm
who?