Amanda Bynes Pulled Over While Driving On Suspended License, Completely Let Go

September 11th, 2012 // 50 Comments
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After her first hit and run case was re-opened and Amanda Bynes hit even more cars, the DMV miraculously suspended her license which almost made her completely different than Lindsay Lohan. Except Sunday night Amanda decided to hit the clubs, so despite having a suspended license, she took her Deathmobile out for a spin only to get pulled over for not having her lights on where naturally the police hauled her to jail because she’s so not like Lindsay, you guys. The LA Times reports:

Los Angeles police officers stopped Bynes in the Hollywood area and informed her she was driving without lights after dark, police said. LAPD Lt. Andrew Nieman said the officers informed Bynes for safety purposes and are not required in such cases to ask for or to run a driver’s license. They did not do so in this case, he said.

“But those other cops let me go the last time! Gawd. Wait until my lawyer Barack Obama hears about this. He’s black.” – Amanda Bynes after running you the hell over.

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  1. EricLr

    L.A. cops are so polite, if you’re white.

  2. El Jefe

    There are a few celebs that legitimately need rehab. She is one of them.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    I’d like to have an unrestrained, head on collision with her fun bags.

  4. Frank Burns

    As he is busy trying to keep his job, Barack Obama no longer handles undoubtedly right-wing fueled injustices perpetrated upon innocent celebrities. Obama now delegates such investigations and defenses to his lieutenant, Senator Johansson of the Jiggle Party.

  5. Inner Retard

    Her entire head must be just one giant suck machine. That’s the only way she can be such a moron and still get work in Hollywood.

  6. blah

    Yes, that’s what we need clogging our overcrowded jail system – white girls who don’t know how to drive. That should only require the construction of maybe about ten thousand new prisons around the county. But the cost is not an issue, since all the celebrity bloggers willl pitch in.

    • Nah, all that’s needed is an anklet and house arrest for ridiculously overentitled fuckwits like her who’ve lost their driving privileges and still think they can get behind the wheel whenever they fucking well please. She has the driving skills of a spastic one-armed baboon on crack, and since I live in LA I want this bitch’s wheels chocked – get her off the road before she kills someone.

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    Inner Retard
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    This is not the advertisement Rusnak was hoping for.

  8. nowon_yuno

    If she has limited driving privaleges where she can drive back and forth to school, work, church and all her paperwork is in order the cops can let her go as long as she was in those parameters. Im in the same boat right now and got pulled 2 weeks ago but all my paperwork was good and I was on my way home from work. The cop looked at my stuff and let me go. Although I think I was profiled, I gave him no reason to run my plate. I went by him at an intersection with a green light and was doing the speed limit and he whipped in behind him unprovoked and then eventually lit me up after running my tag

  9. I’ll pull her over on the side of the road. Threaten to take her to jail. She’ll say: “Isn’t there anything I can do to make you let me go.” pushing aside her blouse to reveal her ample cleavage. I say “Well I think we could work something out.”

    We fuck in the back of her car, steaming up the windows “Titanic” style. I consensually penetrate every available hole, because this most likely won’t happen again. I can’t hold anything back. She enjoys several orgasms as I keep pushing into her, stopping only to make out with her and perform oral sex.

    Finally with a few more frantic thrusts we both cum, me emptying my seed into her as her body trembles. We fall back exhausted. After a 15 minute break. We clean ourselves up and go our separate ways. These days, I find myself listening intently for her name to comes across my scanner. Hoping to relive that magical night.

  10. it had to be said

    Gonna take a while to get the taste of that traffic stop out of her mouth.

  11. I would let her go too with breasts like that.

  12. cc

    Given her proclivity for hitting things, she should shop around for a good used Saturn with the deformable panels. There must be a few left in CA.

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    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Man i don’t know where those big ol titties came from but i sure am glad she deceided to share them with us all, she can look as hooker-ish as she likes with those things in front thats all anyones goning to see, boy o boy do i like

  14. Gary Grant

    I’d enjoy a fender bender with her.

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    Zoog
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, I’m glad at least it isn’t a 7-series. It’s a measly 3-series.

  16. Skeeter

    She’s obviously spiraling out of control but I would still bang the shit out of her.

  17. MyCoworkerIsHot

    LAPD are such putos. I fucking hate them. Never have I been stopped and not asked for my license, sure they didn’t give me a ticket but they always ask for license.

  18. wrynoceros

    In other news, we finally have an answer to the question “who’s a girl gotta blow around here to get break?”

  19. Martina

    I have no doubt that Amanda has done a lot of “community service” to clear her driving record.

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    'S BOX
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW. TITS!

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    bearandbu
    Commented on this photo:

    Huh? Where’d my drink go?

  22. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Toussled Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    Grabbing for the camera? that is sooo 2010. Lindsay would have blown him until he offered to testify he was driving her car the next time she runs someone over.

  23. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Toussled Hair
    BAHAH
    Commented on this photo:

    Miley, is that you?

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    NE1
    Commented on this photo:

    I kind of wish that beat up Beemer would never go away. She needs to get it out of impound and have someone else drive her around in it.

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    Josie
    Commented on this photo:

    its lindsay lohan 2.0

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    lord long dong of titfuck
    Commented on this photo:

    why does the word titfuck keep popping into my mind,,,,and why are my underpants getting tighter and my dong feels all tingly…

  27. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Toussled Hair
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    jumblies

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