Amanda Bynes Shaved Her Head
Here’s Amanda Bynes’ new look which apparently involves pushing back her extensions and showing everyone that, yes, her head was recently shaved because that’s never been a sign of a complete mental breakdown for a celebrity before. In fact, none of us should be concerned if she starts wielding an umbrella. She’s just very cognizant of the weather, and her toaster oven will back that up once he’s done visiting his secret family in France. (Don’t tell, Mr. Coffee. That’s their business.)
UPDATE: Since posting the pic, Amanda has retweeted no less 8,000 tweets saying she looks like Miley Cyrus, so now might be a good time to form a search party and prepare yourself to find a body.