These Are The Paparazzi Photos Amanda Bynes Has Approved For Use

April 11th, 2013 // 27 Comments

Because she has nothing but time, and voices, on her hands, Amanda Bynes has been scrutinizing every online article written about her and threatening to sue whoever wrote it for exactly reporting every single crazy thing she does, and even worse, not using the paparazzi photos she likes. So to clear up any confusion, Amanda has tweeted the pics she thinks she looks best in which we gathered together as a reference for our colleagues in the media who understand the most important part of our jobs is to make Amanda Bynes look good. But for a quick rule of thumb, always err on the side of duck lips, triple face, pictures from five years ago that look nothing like her anymore, and walking blanket monster. Think of them as are your four crazy food groups.

Photos: Amanda Bynes’ Twitter

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    Ford McDinglepoop
    Commented on this photo:

    I had no idea she was the fourth Olson child…

  2. Amanda Bynes Favorite Paparazzi Pics Twitter
    Ford McDinglepoop
    Commented on this photo:

    NNNGggg Braiiiiins!

  3. Amanda Bynes Favorite Paparazzi Pics Twitter
    ksmack
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell does society do with a burnt out child star when they finally blow through the money?

  4. Deacon Jones

    Amanda,
    If you read this, know that I want to piledrive you into a couch while my penis is in you. ON WEED.

    Respond to my comment if you are interested. I can be in NYC in 2 hours.

    • This is how you do it, Deke:

      Amanda,
      If you read this, you should know that I’m really Drake and I want to murder your vagina.
      Signed, Drake.

      P.S. I’m in NYC right now, so hit me up, girl.
      P.P.S. Yes, it’s really Drake.

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, bitch, it’s called CONDITIONER! Use it. One of the voices in your head can tell you how to get to Walgrreens to buy some.

  6. I have absolutely no idea why I’ve ever heard the name Amanda Bynes. I don’t know what she does and I’ve never seen anything she’s been in.

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    Tiggles
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think she’s interpreting Islamic dress codes correctly.

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    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    Muslim up top, party down below.

  9. The saddest part is that her eyesight has clearly deteriorated, as evidenced by her choice of photos.

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    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    Go ahead and put that one on the back of a milk carton.

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    Keno
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if John Ham misses his package…

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    Schweddy Snatch
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is Ben Stiller following Amanda Bynes?

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    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks to me like a sign of someone with developing or full-blown schizophrenia. Unfortuntely it’s so hard to treat because their attittude is that everyone else is crazy, not them.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    For hours Amanda wandered about, asking people she stumbled into if it was night already, if the power had gone out in Manhattan, if huffing hair spray could make you blind, and if anyone had seen her scarf, because damn it was real dark where she was . . .

  15. I know you said you swallow, but you didn’t say you were going to save it for later.

  16. Amanda Bynes Favorite Paparazzi Pics Twitter
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    Seriously question, if you cum inside her mouth, does it ooze out of those two holes in her cheeks?

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    Lissa
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere out there Jennie Garth is laughing at all of us, for not believing her stories 10 years ago about how cra-cra she is.

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