Amanda Bynes Was Never Homeless, Let’s Stop Believing Her Shit
After being photographed sleeping inside a mall, it’s just been assumed that Amanda Bynes is homeless because her parents have a conservatorship over her finances. Plus Heidi Montag’s huge cartoon tits offered her a place to stay, and it seemed like a good idea to believe them and give them my social security number. Anyway, turns out Amanda Bynes isn’t homeless, and her parents have been paying for an apartment this whole time, but she just doesn’t like it. Which might have to do with the fact she’s been trashing the shit out of it. TMZ reports:
Amanda Bynes and her parents are on the verge of getting sued for allegedly trashing the apartment where she’s been staying.
TMZ broke the story … Amanda was staying with 3 girls in West Hollywood … one of whom was her hair stylist. The girls say Amanda went wild at times … burning cigarette holes in the carpets, splashing blue hair dye on the carpets and porcelain sinks, and on and on.
But if you were to listen to Amanda, she’d tell she has nowhere to live because her mean old parents won’t give her money for a hotel. Oh, and her dad’s the father of her sister’s new baby. Did I mention that? Via Instagram:
My parents plan on moving back to Texas to be with my ugly family. My sisters expecting her first child with Brandon but I think my father is really the baby’s daddy – the timing adds up !
Because the Internet is a never-ending fuckbox of dumb, there is an alarming amount of people who really want to believe the words coming out of Amanda Bynes. STOP DOING THAT. She’s not some celebrity trainwreck hitting a rough patch. She’s a crazy person who says crazy things, but also happens to be just not-crazy enough to be locked up and given the help she needs before she kills someone with her crazy. You can get more reliable information from a hamburger.