Amanda Bynes Just Walks Around Naked Now

November 1st, 2012 // 26 Comments
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Like most people, I completely forgot about Amanda Bynes once her Tokemobile of Death was safely impounded and she fled to New York where crazy people who talk to themselves can feel at home. Except it turns out she’s getting crazier by the minute because apparently she’s moved on from locking herself in bakery bathrooms to straight walking around naked in public. In Touch reports:

After purchasing a Mystic spray-tan session, the 26-year-old was set up in a private room — but it wasn’t long before Amanda strode back out into the main salon area in search of goggles.
Only problem: She wasn’t wearing any clothes! “She walked out of the room completely naked,” the eyewitness tells In Touch. “She didn’t seem to care that everyone saw her naked.”
“She seemed totally out of it,” the eyewitness says. “She took her time walking back to the Mystic room, dragging her fingers along the wall and smiling at customers who passed her.”

Of course, this story’s a tad suspect considering no one thought to whip out their phone and take a picture which would’ve been my first move. Actually, that’s not true. My first move would’ve been to walk up to Amanda Bynes and tell her I’m her conscience then spend the rest of the day saying things to her like “Yes, pooping on the taxi is an awesome idea.” And if that sounds like taking advantage of the mentally disabled, who’s the one who sold a spray-tan package to a crazy person, Mystic Salon? Point fingers at me, pfft. Where do you get off?

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Isn’t this why we have cell phones??? COME ON PEOPLE post something!

  2. Happy_Evil_Dude

    NOTE TO SELF: send Mystic Tan my resume.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    Pic or it didn’t….

    Yeah, l hope it didn’t happen.

  4. kel

    I prefer her brand of crazy to Lindsay or Britneys. She wins!

  5. Annie

    Legs! How dare she. Stone her, Fish. Seriously. Legs are for whores.

  6. Kodos

    Given that lead pic, I’m not sure I’d want to see that au natural.

  7. Sheppy

    To be fair, I’d probably be too busy picking my jaw off the ground to get my phone out.
    Probably whip something else out instead…

  8. Pics or GTFO! What the fuck do people have cell phones for these days?

  9. anonymous

    Pretty sure the “eyewitness” was another chick or a gay guy hence no photo from cell.

  10. EricLr

    You guys are blowing this way out of proportion. First of all, the tanning bed told her it was okay. Secondly, *someone* had to rescue Mr. Goggles from the lobby before Hurricane Sandy killed him. And lastly, does anyone have some bath salts and Adderall?

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    Dirk Diggler
    Commented on this photo:

    So fucking hot

  12. cc

    Can’t she just hurry up and pose nude for crissake.

  13. Ruckus

    It’s like doing the walk of shame from Capt. America’s house and your clothes were wet from being on the lawn all night.

  14. Geez, Fish, if you read the story, you’d see that the name of the salon was Beach Bum Tanning and “Mystic spray-tan” was one of their sales packages. And yes, I did look that up solely to confirm that this was in NYC, and while I wasn’t sure if I was going to sponge-bathe and shave by candlelight just so I can go out today, now I have an incentive.

    Lessee…Beach Bum Tanning…four locations?? *sigh* Well, I do have to go out to recharge this laptop anyway…

  15. The joaker

    Naked and unaware? I would have used that chance to bang her. Not saying I’m proud of it, but I would have… And I would have been proud of it

  16. Wake Up

    She’s breaking her Illuminati Mind Control. The reason she is so out of it is because she’s feeling the guilt from the death of her best friend which was part of her blood sacrifice to become such a huge star. She’s breaking out just like Britney Spears and Tila Tequila did.

  17. anonym

    she would probably smile at me if i grabbed and raped her

  18. I want to say I wouldn’t hit it. But holy fuck, would I ever hit it.

  19. “Amanda Bynes” and “Naked” in the same sentence…??? I’ll have something to dream about tonight…

  20. thefish

    I saw her on 5th Ave in NYC. She was wobbling and moving her lips like she was talking to someone.

    it was kind of sad.

  21. Burt

    She’s like the opposite of Howard Hughes, but not in the sane way.

  22. Gary Grant

    Amanda Bynes is the train wreck du jour.

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    sally mcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like she was putting tanning lotion on one leg, then somehow lost consciousness and forgot to put it on the other…

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