Amanda Bynes Looks Like This Now

March 11th, 2013 // 28 Comments

My first reaction to this photo was, “Holy shit, Nicki Minaj‘s turning white just like Michael Jackson!” so imagine my surprise to learn it’s actually Amanda Bynes who paid someone money to look like this. Someone clearly not concerned with losing their medical license over carving a crazy person into a pure nightmare, so I’m going with the homeless guy behind her apartment building. “Well, I normally only use my tin can for open heart surgeries, but for the right sandwich, I’ll make an exception. Smoke weed with you first? If you insist.”

Photo: Twitter

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  1. Amanda Bynes Makeover Nicki Minaj Plastic Surgery
    Commented on this photo:

    The Frankenstein bolts are set a little too far forward.

  2. Inner Retard

    - Holy crap, Batman!
    - Did you say something, Robin? (turns around to look)… Fuck you! (Drops Robin off building.)

  3. Amanda Bynes Makeover Nicki Minaj Plastic Surgery
    karlito
    Commented on this photo:

    such a radical change in someones appearance is a sign of mental instability. look at the many faces and body shapes of Mischa Barton. if there’s some tin foil under that hat….BINGO this one done.

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    missglitterarty
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh so the position vacant for “Lil’ Kim” has been filled?

  5. Don Zaloog

    Oh my god. What the fuck did she do to herself? There was nothing wrong with her face. She’s completely lost it.

  6. Bynes and Lohan in some sort of carpacalypse cage match demolition derby that evolves/devolves into hard core pornography would be PPV gold.

  7. It’s her Kat Stacks Halloween costume

  8. arealcad

    I saw her ad in Backpage. $400 and that includes greek!
    Damn, I’m going to hit that with the lights on.

  9. Axerty

    she’s the man.

  10. Motorboat Captain

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  11. cc

    Too shitty for some highbrow porn. She’s more of the ‘in a basement with a curtain for a backdrop’ porn kind of gal.

  12. Does that hat say “Tragicface”?

  13. Gary Grant

    I think she needs to go the route of Miss Teen Delaware.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mirror mirror in my hand, whose the stoniest in the land?”
    “You are the most stony, with a blunt in each hand.”
    “Mirror mirror its wisdom I seek, how’d a bolt get stuck in my cheek?”
    “If wisdom you . . . oh just fuck this, you need rehab!”
    “Oh yeah, if you are such a great mirror, how come you trapped a tiny version of me inside yourself! Poser!”

  15. chicka

    Courtney Stodden is starting to look reasonable… GAAHHHHHHH!!!

  16. Amanda Bynes Makeover Nicki Minaj Plastic Surgery
    Commented on this photo:

    Who tells a plastic surgeon “give me the Paris wonk-eye”?

  17. Why this poor, poor thang don’t look so danged healthy no more. It just busts my heart wide open!

  18. Amanda Bynes Makeover Nicki Minaj Plastic Surgery
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll wait to see how much of this is wig and makeup before judging how Wildenstein-y she’s gone.

  19. Spoonmanners

    Quick! Does anyone have any idea what she looked like before?

    Or at least why she was famous?

  20. Beer Baron

    One step closer to porn. Hooray?

  21. kery

    Don’t do that girl, you don’t need surgery ’cause you’re beautiful and young!!!

  22. Amanda Bynes Makeover Nicki Minaj Plastic Surgery
    Commented on this photo:

    So she basically asked for the Shauna Sand Special? Tard.

  23. Brooke

    She looks a lot like a Japanese high school ho bag, now. That could do wonders for her if she is looking for a career in compensated dating.

  24. I didn’t think it was possible to make such unusual plastic surgery choices without somehow involving Spencer Pratt.

  25. Toni

    Oh no, what happened :(

  26. this cannot end well…

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