Amanda Bynes Looks.. Wow

August 15th, 2012 // 115 Comments
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When Amanda Bynes had her last hit and run, the woman she hit described her as “a hot mess” which seemed unusual at the time, except here’s Amanda walking out of CVS yesterday and Jesus Christ. One, how the hell did the paparazzi even recognize her? Two, why did I just ask that instead of going, “Hey, look, boobs!” And, three, do yourself a favor and check out the banged up death machine she’s tooling around in, complete with a manilla folder blocking the speedometer, I want to say underwear covering the rearview and a driver who apparently steers while laying in the passenger seat so it’s good thing she stacked all those clothes on top of the dash to make things more visible. How none of these photos show her murdering 15 people just backing up is probably the most miraculous thing I’ll ever see in my life. A newborn baby could turn around and perform CPR on its dying mother, and I’d still be standing there going, “Hey, remember that time Amanda Bynes didn’t kill someone with her car? Now, that. That was amazing.”

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    lily
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    what a trainwreck…

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    Miley?

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    noname
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    Forgot which hand her drink was in

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    BUT THE AMANDA SHOW.

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    Tati
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    not a fan of the nails. They’re like Cruella crawling out of her purse.

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    And still, the car looks in better shape than she does.

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    DanS
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    Clearly auditioning for a role as a cheap hooker in her next film.

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    Anna
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    she looks fine to me. actually much better without tone of makeup

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    Swore Griffen
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    Leaving a CVS after slapping down a phone book size stack of prescriptions under a dozen different names. Told that it will take 20 minutes.

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    Expression Copyright © Jaden Smith

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    Angel
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    Audition for a True Romance reboot?

  12. Motorboat Captain

    I’d still bend that shit over. No shame.

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    xsinn
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    Still a nicer car than I drive x about 10.

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    She looks like Miley Cyrus…you know if Miley Cyrus was a girl.

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    It just looked like a messy car until I saw the bashed in grille

  16. mr. fuck you

    victoria jackson cosplay

  17. This woman looks so fucking naughty…I’d love to violate several sodomy laws with her.

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    She really is turning into Lindsay 2, she’s even got the random bruises on her legs.

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    mike
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    WTF!?!? =(

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    mike
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    Her Beemer doesnt look too happy

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    Basket
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    Not gonna lie, I’d still fuck the shit out of that.

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    luvboobs
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    I want to fuck her little hole so bad…

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    anonym
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    she fucked up a brand new bmw.

    We should put her and lindsay together in the same car, and let them crash it.

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    those are some gross old granny legs there.

    • Zuul

      Zero exercise, eating and drinking whenever and whatever + hoping you’ll stay in your early 20′s forever = this.

    • your mom

      i know right, you took the words right out of my mouth, or i guess i should say keyboard? or fingers? whatever bottom line is i agree, dem some nasty looking pegs shes got, luckily she has spectacular breasts so i’m o.k with this, i’d just prefer she wore pants and went topless but eh whatever.

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    devilsrain
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    Can she see over the wheel?

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    beachboy
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    Brtiney is that you?!

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    tammmarab
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    are u sure that’s not Miley?

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    Melvin
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    What happened to her? She used to be very hot with a cute face and great body. I wouldn’t turn her down though if she wanted me to ferociously bang her butthole.

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    Daniella
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    don’t spill your pill bottles out of your bag, girly. lookin’ kinda adderall cracky.

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    Daniella
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    too broke to fix your Beemer? tacky, cracky.

  31. Fake tits…to much silicone…she’s like margerine, easy to spread…telling her hand, ‘I can’t believe you did that last night’…Cherry Sloe Gin, it’s what’s for breakfast…

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    Mustafa
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    character has nothing to do with hsntteos otherwise both would be uglier than the underside of an Alaskan King Crab.Mischa is the hotter of the two. Bynes is cute but not hot.

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    Zakk
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    Right now thousend inncoents are sitting in the jails of the world, or/and getting tortured, killed or are just disappearing because they criticized their govnerment. Now you made me read something about her. Seems like she will be very very rich soon. If sheb4s innocent then Ib4m glad that sheb4s free now. Peace and out.

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    Inner Retard
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    This is not the advertisement Rusnak was hoping for.

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    your mom
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    Man i don’t know where those big ol titties came from but i sure am glad she deceided to share them with us all, she can look as hooker-ish as she likes with those things in front thats all anyones goning to see, boy o boy do i like

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    Zoog
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    Well, I’m glad at least it isn’t a 7-series. It’s a measly 3-series.

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    'S BOX
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    WOW. TITS!

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    bearandbu
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    Huh? Where’d my drink go?

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    Grabbing for the camera? that is sooo 2010. Lindsay would have blown him until he offered to testify he was driving her car the next time she runs someone over.

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    BAHAH
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    Miley, is that you?

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    NE1
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    I kind of wish that beat up Beemer would never go away. She needs to get it out of impound and have someone else drive her around in it.

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    Josie
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    its lindsay lohan 2.0

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    lord long dong of titfuck
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    why does the word titfuck keep popping into my mind,,,,and why are my underpants getting tighter and my dong feels all tingly…

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    jumblies

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