Amanda Bynes Got Topless Already. Wow, That Was Fast.

Photo Boy / May 2, 2013

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After I posted yesterday’s Amanda Bynes bra tweet, In Touch put out their “rare interview” with her which shed some light on how being hot makes you oblivious to someone’s impending death as well as how being allergic to alcohol is apparently a thing.

“I have no clue [why people say I’m insane]. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care,” the actress — who rocks cheek piercings and a tangle of blond hair extensions— exclusively tells In Touch, on newsstands now. “The only ones lying about me having a mental illness are people I don’t talk to.”

Several hours later, she uploaded naked pictures of herself onto a worldwide interconnected communication interface known as The Internet. You know, like sane people do. She also denies smoking weed and drinking in the interview because this and this and this never actually happened, I was able to conjure all of that into existence because my face is asymmetrical, I’m slightly overweight and have a cheap haircut. I can’t argue with that kind of logic.

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