Amanda Bynes Got Topless Already. Wow, That Was Fast.

May 2nd, 2013 // 56 Comments
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After I posted yesterday’s Amanda Bynes bra tweet, In Touch put out their “rare interview” with her which shed some light on how being hot makes you oblivious to someone’s impending death as well as how being allergic to alcohol is apparently a thing.

“I have no clue [why people say I’m insane]. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care,” the actress — who rocks cheek piercings and a tangle of blond hair extensions— exclusively tells In Touch, on newsstands now. “The only ones lying about me having a mental illness are people I don’t talk to.”

Several hours later, she uploaded naked pictures of herself onto a worldwide interconnected communication interface known as The Internet. You know, like sane people do. She also denies smoking weed and drinking in the interview because this and this and this never actually happened, I was able to conjure all of that into existence because my face is asymmetrical, I’m slightly overweight and have a cheap haircut. I can’t argue with that kind of logic.

Photo: Twitter

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    Jake
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d do this crazy chick.

    • Bonky

      THANK YOU. So many people just feel sorry for her, but these shots of her all crazy and sloppy really got me going.

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    Jake
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    Bowl burn?

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    DeucePickle
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    I had no idea her tits were that huge….well, until yesterday

  4. If you are missing or have shitty copies of alcohol dehydrogenase genes, you might as well be allergic to alcohol. A few beers and I turn red, get super fucking hot, get a headache, and generally feel like shit. I’m a cheap date though.

    Usually shit alcohol dehydrogenase genes are something you see in asians though.

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    That’s exactly how I imagined her pantyhose to look when they find her face down in the ditch.

  6. anonymous

    The new Lindsay Lohan is looking and acting more like the old one each day that passes.

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    Josephus
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    Tell me that’s not a truck stop bathroom.

  8. So ratchet, but I’d so hit it.

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    Emerson Bigasstitties

  10. Given the chance, I’d do my level best to bang the crazy out of that.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    More, more, more, more, more!

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    AteIsEnough
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    These aren’t topless. C’mon Amanda, if you’re gonna do it then do it up right. Gotta’ love the crazies with hot bodies.

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    Butt Plugger
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    I don’t care how crazy or insane she is. I’d still fuck the shit out of her!!!

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    Billy Ray
    Commented on this photo:

    Another one with the Britney Syndrome! Britney, then Lindsay Lohan now this chick. It’s in the water, right??

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    right
    Commented on this photo:

    Shes F’able. Willing to take naked pics thats a def plus. She has a hot body. Prob great in bed. The crazier the girl, usually the more they are willing to do.

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    John
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    She definitely change a lot these past years! I am not a follower but I would say this is not her.

  17. Edod

    Do I see a right nip?

  18. another sad horrific case of disneyexia-bratvosa.

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    another butterface…god are there any good looking women around

  20. Amanda Bynes Topless Twitter Nip Slip
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    Ready for the “sex tape”. Maybe when she runs out of money.

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    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t wait to see what happens tomorrow.

  22. Jenna

    I usually laugh at most of the remarks on this site, but it seems wrong to make jokes about this girl. She’s obviously desperate for attention and I feel pretty bad for her. Guys, this isn’t sexy, this is sad…..

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    DiegoAD
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I the only one who sees what appears to be a nipple?

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    tom
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    She really needs to find some new tights. she has some massive holes in them.

  25. MocoLoco

    I can’t see a damn thing!

    Twitter would ban her account if she posted topless pics, I guess.
    Hurry up and do it! hahaha…

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    Commented on this photo:

    Well Amanda, if you’re not insane like you insist you aren’t, then judging by your own statements you’re A MISERABLE ASSHOLE CUNT SHITSTAIN OF A HUMAN BEING, big fake tits or not. Lindsay Lohan is better than you. Fuck, Kim Kardashian and Snooki are better than you. Whatever they say in private they don’t go publicly state that they only have “hot friends” and that everyone else is ugly. Jesus Christ, even Farrah Fucking Abraham is better than you and that chick is THE WORST, but at least she knows her place, which is to get buttfucked for cash. You’re possibly the most repellent woman on the planet and it’s no wonder no one is lifting a finger out of concern for you.

    • Jim

      I hope you hang yourself tonight, Happy_Evil_Dude. You’re a dick, who deserved to get molested by his uncle as you did when you were ages 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and age 10. Go hang yourself with the boxer shorts he left you to wear for the past 15 years.

  27. CrazyBiyeach

    Her implants have ruptured and she’s slowing going insane from the toxic silicone in her bloodstream.

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    Nice tits. Move the hair next time.

  29. sdfsf

    nasty disgusting plastic tits…. ugly..

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    eze
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    she’s sane. the bathroom is too clean. people who are bat shit nuts live in filth. i.e. whitney houston

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    Jenn
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    Why is she showing her boobs to the world, again? Nips and all. FCOL. Crazy girl.

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    TWB
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh look, Marylin Manson finished his transgendering surgeries.

  33. Shes starting to look like the Octo-mom.

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    Freeside
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    Say goodbye to these, Michael!

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    Henri
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    Holy cow. Id like to dump my load all over her tits now

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