Amanda Bynes Is Engaged To A 19-Year-Old Kid From A Bait Shop Now

When we last left Amanda Bynes, she was tweeting from a secret account after getting kicked out of fashion school and arrested for DUI. And since she’s still not back under a conservatorship, shit’s only spiraling further out of control because she’s already fled to New York and is giving interviews where she claims she’s engaged to a 19-year-old bait shop worker who, according to Gawker, may or may not be one of the kids walking with her in these pics. In Touch reports:

“I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to f— them, but I can now say I’m engaged — get away from me,” she told an In Touch reporter yesterday, Oct. 5. “I want to be married and I want to be away from people.”She claimed her 19-year-old fiancé lives in Costa Mesa, California, and works in a bait shop. She told In Touch she hopes they can settle down in New York because she “really [likes] walking and riding [her] bike, and in California, you need to drive.”
“I really do not enjoy driving,” she said. “I don’t like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad.”

“I hate men. I want to fuck them, but I can now say I’m engaged – get away from me.” Nope. Nothing crazy there which is why it’s also another great sign that Amanda started using her verified Twitter account at 6 a.m. this morning:

Fashion school majors transfer to Columbia to study psychology all the time, so again, I’m not seeing any red flags here, and I certainly don’t see the need for her mom to book a flight to New York. Radar reports:

“Lynn is planning on going to New York City in the next two weeks,” an insider revealed to Radar. “She is deeply disturbed by the pictures of Amanda appearing to be very wobbly on a bike in traffic. Reports of Amanda talking to herself in restaurants are also very troubling signs.”
“It’s been very difficult for Lynn because husband, Rick, doesn’t believe their daughter suffers from any mental health issues,” the source said. “In Rick’s opinion, Amanda is just acting like a spoiled brat. Lynn has tried to call Amanda, but when she does, she immediately gets hung up on.”
“The only reason Lynn hasn’t hopped on a plane sooner is that even if she does find Amanda, there is very little she can do to bring her back to Southern California,” the source explained. “The conservatorship ended in August and Amanda has been on her own ever since then. Lynn now recognizes that ending the conservatorship was a terrible mistake.”

Okay, now I genuinely feel bad because her parents are clearly going to get a divorce because they can’t agree that their daughter needs to get a lobotomy like Britney Spears got. Which is a difficult decision to make. The right one, but difficult as shit. That frontal lobe though.

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