Now that we’ve seen the preparation process, here’s Amanda Bynes wandering around New York yesterday making duck lips the entire time which probably explains why she hasn’t tweeted which paparazzi photos are acceptable for use yet because, in her mind, they all are now. In the meantime, according to Dlisted, Amanda paid a chick to pretend to be her friend then went home and wrote a bunch of crazy shit to Complex about how she’s a sexier, more talented musician than her ex Kid Cudi which is still way the fuck healthier than that video yesterday:
@ComplexMag Stop acting like I’m doing something wrong. I’m obsessed with myself on twitter. Also, my video last night was perfection. I’m so sick of the articles u write about me. I want every fake article deleted. Ur dick whipped by my ugly ex @ducidni who’s looks and talent have always been questionable to me, him being the ugly duckling that he is and all. U quote him non stop, then take professional shots of him for ur covers, his best photos aren’t shit compared to mine at my best. The photo u chose of Aubrey for her cover is awful. You make people look bad, stop acting like you know anything about what men like. I don’t stop getting follwed or hit on every place I go. I’m not trying to sing, but if I did (I got offered an Interscope record deal right after I filmed Hairspray which you might know if you sat down and did a normal interview. I still might take them up on their offer) get the facts as opposed to talking shit. My music is going to be sicker then whatever the fuck kind of music Scott tries to do. Stop writing articles without speaking to me first.
In Amanda Bynes’ defense, I actually believe she gets hit on everywhere she goes: A. She lives in a giant metropolitan city. B. She looks like she probably has a vagina. As for her video being “perfection,” I guess that’s one way to describe making people live in constant fear that eating Sour Patch Kids in front of a mirror will make her appear and steal your goddamn eyebrows. It’s a level of sexuality most of us will never achieve. Right, latest, not-at-all-contradictory-to-that-statement Amanda Bynes selfie? Right.
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