Amanda Bynes Is Apparently Going To Walk Around In Public Making Duck Lips Now

April 17th, 2013 // 30 Comments
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Now that we’ve seen the preparation process, here’s Amanda Bynes wandering around New York yesterday making duck lips the entire time which probably explains why she hasn’t tweeted which paparazzi photos are acceptable for use yet because, in her mind, they all are now. In the meantime, according to Dlisted, Amanda paid a chick to pretend to be her friend then went home and wrote a bunch of crazy shit to Complex about how she’s a sexier, more talented musician than her ex Kid Cudi which is still way the fuck healthier than that video yesterday:

@ComplexMag Stop acting like I’m doing something wrong. I’m obsessed with myself on twitter. Also, my video last night was perfection. I’m so sick of the articles u write about me. I want every fake article deleted. Ur dick whipped by my ugly ex @ducidni who’s looks and talent have always been questionable to me, him being the ugly duckling that he is and all. U quote him non stop, then take professional shots of him for ur covers, his best photos aren’t shit compared to mine at my best. The photo u chose of Aubrey for her cover is awful. You make people look bad, stop acting like you know anything about what men like. I don’t stop getting follwed or hit on every place I go. I’m not trying to sing, but if I did (I got offered an Interscope record deal right after I filmed Hairspray which you might know if you sat down and did a normal interview. I still might take them up on their offer) get the facts as opposed to talking shit. My music is going to be sicker then whatever the fuck kind of music Scott tries to do. Stop writing articles without speaking to me first.

In Amanda Bynes’ defense, I actually believe she gets hit on everywhere she goes: A. She lives in a giant metropolitan city. B. She looks like she probably has a vagina. As for her video being “perfection,” I guess that’s one way to describe making people live in constant fear that eating Sour Patch Kids in front of a mirror will make her appear and steal your goddamn eyebrows. It’s a level of sexuality most of us will never achieve. Right, latest, not-at-all-contradictory-to-that-statement Amanda Bynes selfie? Right.

Photos: Splash News

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “Will YOU be my friend? How much do you charge?”

  2. Maria P

    It’s duck season…FIRE!

  3. JC

    Wouldn’t it be awesome if this were all some kind of Andy Kaufman-esque performance art?

    I mean, it’s not. She’s dying. But still, it’s fun to think about.

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    Fredical
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    Dude found the major flaw in her Nicki Minaj impersonation.

  5. Krissy

    Girlfriend is trying to pull off a Joaquin, and she’s failing horribly at it.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “Accuse me, sir. Can I get a caricature of myself?”
    “Sure!” *gives Amanda a mirror*

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    Frank Burns
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    Amanda has no choice but to wander around making duck lips – she must obey what the red hat tells her to do!

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    Frank Burns
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    Ha! I just knew she’d be carrying something covered in foil.

  9. “… him being the ugly duckling that he is and all.” Two things, dear: first, the point of the ugly duckling story is that the duckling turns out not to be ugly at all (and not even a duckling); and second, I’d steer clear of duck talk. Also Mad-eye Moody talk.

  10. Sheppy

    Going for the cholo girl look?

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    cc
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    Based solely on the ponytail I can say that girl in the other reflection is infinitely more interesting.

  12. Is there a drug that makes you duck-lip all the time? Will X do that to you? Bath Salts?

  13. Ben Dover

    i’d still fuck her, crazy girl = crazy fuck

  14. Who the fuck is talking about Kid Cudi anymore? Has she lost a few years of her memory. She and Kid Cudi broke up like 4 yeas ago iirc. I think she may be schizophrenic.

  15. I must be getting old, because Amanda Bynes is just “that chick who looks stupid on The Superficial” to me, and “Kid Cudi” is a collection of letters I’ve never seen in that order before.

    Suddenly I understand my grandfather so much better. Young people really are fucking stupid.

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    …saying it with his eyes.

    This meme. It’s everywhere I look. Now I know how conspiracy theorists feel.

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    Jon
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    WAIT she has a friend?

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    Sam
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    Is she going by Nadia now or did she steal someone’s frappucinno?!

  19. Effi

    I keep thinking that this is all just a long character performance that she’s doing and that she’s actually the one getting all the laughs out of this. Probably not…but that would be a interesting plot changer.

  20. argleblargle

    These Boston Marathon conspiracies have rubbed off on me. I can’t read anything without coming up with a conspiracy theory. I bet Lindsay Lohan snuck in to her place one night, did what she does best on her knees, and convinced Amanda that this would be a great way to take the heat off Lindsay and get Amanda some press she was so desperate for. Has Lindsay tweeted yet about how we need to stop being so concerned for her and focus on Amanda? Cause that’s gonna happen any minute.

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    Beer Baron
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    Her interpretation of “Tears of a Clown”?

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    Megan
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    Nadia Bynes in the house!

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    The one in green is the real Nadia, who is Amanda’s partner in psychosis.

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    Smart bitch. Louis Vuitton is going to send her a fuckton of free Dior bags.

  25. anonym

    inspired by nicki minaj

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    cookie
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    i seriously thought this was nicki minaj!

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    mark
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    White trash. With fowl lips.

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    The Illuminati Did It!
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s turning into an exact replica of the crazy lady in my neighborhood that always yells at me “I’m Tom Cruise girlfriend. I’m gonna kiss you right on the mouth!” I think I’m falling in love!

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    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    SUTBWF (Single Used-To-Be-White Female)

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