Amanda Bynes Wants Drake To ‘Murder’ Her Vagina

March 22nd, 2013 // 55 Comments
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“Wait a second. Did that unicorn just move…”

So in case you haven’t seen this everywhere yet, Amanda Bynes tweeted this to Drake last night:

I want @drake to murder my vagina

And if you’re wondering what took me so long to post this, I wanted to make sure I got these pics so everyone can see what Amanda Bynes looks like when she’s tweeting invitations to murder her vagina, and that she’s officially one of those crazy people who walks around having full conversations with themselves. Although, in fairness, she could just be Carrie from Homeland and trying to stop a terrorist attack but no one believes her. “She kept comin’ in here sayin’ somethin’ ’bout, ‘The cereal doctor is blue but never green. Green is when the Captain crunches.’ Two days later, Empire State Building blows up. Bada bing bada boom.”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Amanda Bynes Plastic Surgery Recent Paparazzi Photos Cheek Piercings
    Commented on this photo:

    “I am Prymaat, and this is my husband Beldar. We are from France!”

  2. How about he just murders her and we never have to hear about this wretched cunt ever again…

    • It is annoying the way she shows up whenever I’m on the computer, puts a gun to my head and makes me log on to The Superficial. She clearly must be destroyed.

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    jorge
    Commented on this photo:

    silly girl – drake only murders men’s asses

  4. Amanda Bynes Plastic Surgery Recent Paparazzi Photos Cheek Piercings
    Commented on this photo:

    That is not Amanda Bynes. I’m convinced that the real Amanda is dead in a suitcase somewhere and this imposter has taken her place.

  5. Amanda Bynes Plastic Surgery Recent Paparazzi Photos Cheek Piercings
    Commented on this photo:

    If she’s into black dudes, take a trip to Trinidad, Amanda. I’ll welcome you with open arms and an open fly.

  6. Thor

    I think she probably has a large vagina.

  7. I’m sure she’s going to look back on those face piercings as a marvelous decision.

  8. Rodrigo

    Drugs.

  9. Frank

    Burn it with fire!!!

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    duh!
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what I have to wake up to? WTF Fish!!?! Where are the topless pics of Emma Watson? Haven’t you seen those? Why are they not up and greeting us all a nice day!?!?

  11. o0

    Amanda,

    You are not black! Quite trying to look it.

  12. Cock Dr

    Drake had better hurry. That vagina’s life support system seems unreliable in many ways. That vagina may be soon overdosed, crashed in a car, or locked up in jail or rehab.

  13. emma watson's vagina

    well I am glad Emma Watson did not say that.

  14. Fuck, this planet gets stupider with each passing day.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I need some of what she is smoking

  16. Rob

    I think she meant to tweet Chris Brown

  17. she’s pulling a Joaquin Phoenix, right? I mean, there’s nothing else that can explain what’s going on. Except drugs. Drugs might have happened.

    • sar

      Why do celebrities do this shit? I think this is something that should be seriously looked into. Look at Britney Spears. Something happened to that woman.

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    amir
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    isn’t she prostituting now that she can’t get acting work?… or is that one and the same?

  19. Firecrotch McBatshit

    But…isn’t it already dead?

  20. Inner Retard

    I always wanted to hear a woman say that. Not anymore.

  21. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Okay everyone, this cross-eyed and in pain look is what you expect to see on a woman with a murdered vagina. Take a good look, as this could be useful someday.

  22. I’ve seen vagina’s fucked senseless as well as eaten till they’re raw. I’ve seen them penetrated with objects of mass destruction, including baseball bats, bed posts, and a man’s entire head. But how, exactly, would one “murder” a vagina? BTW, in her case I’d be willing to have a go at it.

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    Commented on this photo:

    DeChicco, my name is Amanda DeChicco!

  24. Amanda Bynes Plastic Surgery Recent Paparazzi Photos Cheek Piercings
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    Vaginicide in the first degree.

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Siri, where can I find some weed and an N64?”
    “Take off that wig and remove your piercings and I’ll tell you.”

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Stop right here, driver. I smell someone who has a dick AND crack. Keep the change.”

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    Ladyred
    Commented on this photo:

    Wandering around with her iPhone, in front of a T-Mobile, with a Verizon bag. Is her strategy that maybe ONE of them will pay her?

  28. Amanda Bynes Plastic Surgery Recent Paparazzi Photos Cheek Piercings
    Commented on this photo:

    I accidentally pressed the left key on this picture…I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

  29. So, how’s that women’s lib thing working out, ladies?

  30. Amanda Bynes Plastic Surgery Recent Paparazzi Photos Cheek Piercings
    Commented on this photo:

    Amanda Bynes used to be hot and now she has meth teeth and tweets out to random celebs that she wants them to “Murder her vagina”. If ever there was a bigger reason to not do drugs, I don’t know what it would be.

    Well, it could be a warning to not do drugs OR a call to become a random celeb, I guess.

  31. Sticky Slit

    Girls got a sense of humour. Maybe that has all she’s got left.

  32. Jennifer

    Any one free because i’m very hot and single

  33. Jennifer

    Funny

  34. Jennifer

    Hey Sticky Slit

  35. Jennifer

    you are such a bitch and a fat slut

  36. Jennifer

    bye bitches!!!

  37. THat Guy over There

    ID MURDER HER VAGINA!!!

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    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s truly a shame what’s happened to her over the past 2-3 years or so. She used to be really hot and seemed to have a pretty good head on her shoulders and it all went terribly wrong somewhere along the line. I used to dream about getting the chance to bang her in each hole. Now I just feel bad for her.

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    Tom
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    I just love Amanda Bynes

  40. Amanda Bynes Plastic Surgery Recent Paparazzi Photos Cheek Piercings
    mike
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    She use to look so pretty sad what a mess she has become and that awful blonde hair looks like shit.

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