Who’s Amanda Bynes Suing Today?

April 22nd, 2013 // 21 Comments
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For some unknown reason, the media keeps reporting that Amanda Bynes has a serious mental disorder even though she’s clearly just a normal, beautiful duck-woman who sometimes walks around Manhattan with a blanket over her head. Fortunately, she’s not taking these accusations lying down and has proceeded to inform certain publications that she will sue them for either making false claims or being ugly and Asian. I honestly can’t tell:

Yet again, I’m suing @UsWeekly for writing another false story. NOTHING is wrong with me! All Trash mags – contact me personally since you r talking to people I DON’T KNOW then claiming they know me. Please say names of those supposed sources, they sound like you made them up like the crazy person you’re trying to portray me as in your ugly magazine. I’m talking to the ugly Asian editor and all the ugly women I met when I did a shoot with you. I am suing you every week you put up awful photos with a false “I’m crazy” story. You have never contacted me once to find out who I am or what I’m up to. Fuck You.

What’s amazing is that by actually expecting these publications to contact her Amanda Bynes is only proving even more that she’s crazy because she doesn’t have a manager or publicist or any means to contact her except through Twitter provided your inquiry doesn’t get lost in the eight million Photoshops of Drake and her as lions she retweets every day. It’s not like someone can just pick up the phonebook and go, “Ah, yes, here she is under ‘R’ for ‘Real Amanda Bynes Not That Fake Impostor Bitch,’” which is literally how she thinks that works.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Amanda Bynes Covering Face With Blanket
    emma watson's vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth… Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountain side… Darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time… The stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as a life age of the earth… But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I’ve been sent back until my task is done.

  2. What is this train wreck famous for?? Is she an actress? I’ve never heard of her

    • emma watson's vagina

      she is or was a working actress. worked with Jennie Garth. Jennie must be some sort of crazy inducer. look what she did to Shannen Doherty

      • Thanks..just did IMDB search(duh)…looks lie she was in a lot of crappy movies. But she seems to have been pretty good looking at one time.And not altogether crazy either

  3. Colin

    AMANDA: Who is this “source who’s been telling you I’m crazy, huh? HUH?
    US WEEKLY: You know we can see you, right?

  4. Suing for posting ugly photos? She should sue herself.

  5. Stacy

    She has no projects but her management has found a way to get mediocre websites like this one to keep her relevant.

  6. argleblargle

    I’m sorry Amanda, but the homeless man who sold you that “invisibility cloak” was a liar.

    I really hope someone does contact her and get a video interview. Just sit down with her and roll tape. PLEASE.

  7. “Who’s Amanda Bynes Suing Today?”

    Is it me?

  8. ThisWillHurt

    She is not walking around with a blanket over her head. That’s just her talking to her lawyer, Philip J. Witherton. He lives in the village underneath her extensions. Their conversation goes like this:

    “So, Amanda, how would you like to go about the legal proceedings?”
    “Well, Phil- I can call you Phil, right? Phil, what I’d like to do is sue everyone involved in making Us Weekly for a billion gillion dollars. Also, I’d like sue anyone with the initials U and S, same amount. Can you make that happen?”
    “What was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of how beautiful and sane you are!”
    “Oh, you!”

  9. Amanda Bynes Covering Face With Blanket
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Its time to play the game sweeping Hollywood – and the psychiatric community – called “What’s in Amanda’s Purse?”

    Best guesses so far:
    - severed head of a Asian photo editor
    - stolen pair of Drake’s underpants
    - Barbie doll, whom Amanda believes is her spirit guide
    - pawn shop Oscar statue, with ‘Amanda Bynes – Aktress’ written on masking tape put over original name

  10. Amanda Bynes Covering Face With Blanket
    John Travolta
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  11. beer for thought

    OK enough already, this is just getting sad. If shes not crazy than she’s on some SERIOUS drugs, drugs that should probably not be taken on a regular basis by someone who would like to appear sane. Those are literally the only two possibilities here. If a family member or a friend of mine started doing this I would probably wanna check out the fuck was going on, wouldn’t you? someones gotta step up here, because she obviously won’t.

  12. WTF

    What a baby. If you want to be a public figure, this is the price you pay. If it bothers you, go work in another industry, and like magic, the paps will leave you alone. Go work in a shoe store or something! You’ll even get a discount.

  13. Amanda Bynes Covering Face With Blanket
    karlito
    Commented on this photo:

    look it’s Michael Jackson’s “lost” first child…..AmandaBlanket

  14. cc

    I could use a little notoriety. What can I do to get her to sue me?

  15. keri

    Amanda should work again and forget the gossips get well son …

  16. Amanda Bynes Covering Face With Blanket
    Don
    Commented on this photo:

    So is she some shawl wearing those with dot on her foreheads…..trying ti be politically correct or just hiding her face?

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