Who’s Amanda Bynes Suing Today?

The Superficial / April 22, 2013

For some unknown reason, the media keeps reporting that Amanda Bynes has a serious mental disorder even though she’s clearly just a normal, beautiful duck-woman who sometimes walks around Manhattan with a blanket over her head. Fortunately, she’s not taking these accusations lying down and has proceeded to inform certain publications that she will sue them for either making false claims or being ugly and Asian. I honestly can’t tell:

Yet again, I’m suing @UsWeekly for writing another false story. NOTHING is wrong with me! All Trash mags – contact me personally since you r talking to people I DON’T KNOW then claiming they know me. Please say names of those supposed sources, they sound like you made them up like the crazy person you’re trying to portray me as in your ugly magazine. I’m talking to the ugly Asian editor and all the ugly women I met when I did a shoot with you. I am suing you every week you put up awful photos with a false “I’m crazy” story. You have never contacted me once to find out who I am or what I’m up to. Fuck You.

What’s amazing is that by actually expecting these publications to contact her Amanda Bynes is only proving even more that she’s crazy because she doesn’t have a manager or publicist or any means to contact her except through Twitter provided your inquiry doesn’t get lost in the eight million Photoshops of Drake and her as lions she retweets every day. It’s not like someone can just pick up the phonebook and go, “Ah, yes, here she is under ‘R’ for ‘Real Amanda Bynes Not That Fake Impostor Bitch,'” which is literally how she thinks that works.

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