I’ve gone on the record numerous times to voice my support for the homosexual community and essentially say that most, if not all, discrimination against them is based on the picking and choosing of text from a 2,000 year old heavily-edited book. That said, drugging our hottest actresses and attempting to sink your lesbian claws in them is where I draw the line, which is clearly what Jodie Foster is doing in these photos. You want to marry another woman and have the same rights as straight couples? Go nuts. You want to roofie Olivia Wilde on the off-chance she’ll like it and make a permanent lifestyle change involving dog adoption? I’ll deport you my-goddamn-self. I’m serious, one phone call and Queer Island (Not to be confused with my basement.) gets a new resident. Don’t think I won’t do it.
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Holy shit that chick has a man jaw.
Looks like Brad Pitt in drag.
lol yup!
They both do … it was just a jaw-off!
Am I the only one who can’t believe that Olivia Wilde is only 26? Jodie is 48, I would not believe she is 22 years older than Olivia she looks about 10 years older than her max.
You are way too funny!
Looking at the face in this picture who in all honesty can say she is hot?
She is hot.
And you probably do not like women.
I actually do like women…that is why I want them to look like women. Maybe you are the one who’s sexually confused.
Although she has a masculine jawline it doesn’t take away from the face that she has pretty eyes, good cheek bones and nice lips. So yes she is hot but just not classically beautiful.
plus a sexy body even with the smaller breasts.
As if it would make any difference for me.
Actually, this just gave me a quite hot mental image of Jodie and Olivia locking lips (all six of them), so I’ll happily settle for it.
Of course that that, in my head, Jodie’s still in 1991.
Two things:
(1) Jodie Foster has ginormous calf muscles, very lesbo of her
(2) she is quickly morphing into Hillary Clinton
It puts the Olivia on it’s skin.
Awesome!
Absolutely! Just because you’re America’s favorite man-hunter, it doesn’t mean you can have OW. That deal is off the table. What’s more, I’m going to make an ignorant guess and say, you don’t have a mountain goat to strangle…
Holy crap Olivia either has an enormous head or Jodie a tiny one …
Jodie is 5’1″ or so. so she is tiny. not sure on olivia but if she is about 5’6″ or more then there would be a difference in head sizes.
Urm…. are those stretchmarks on Olivia’s tits?
Oh how dare she? Quick, burn her for not being hot anymore >.>
I want to ride you like a donkey!
Also, Olivia must watch!
Nope, just poorly applied anti-boobslip tape causing skin wrinkle. …Blasphemer.
Hope you’re right…
or MY WORLD JUST ENDED!
I wonder if Jodie Foster wanted to make an impression on Obama?
I like Jodie Foster, but she needs to hide that raging boner!
i do love lesbians. almost as much as i hate all religion.
espec christians, you need to read waaay more. specifically about how there were something like 16 “saviors” before jesus was “born”–who were all born on 25 dec, to a virgin, who died and rose after 3 days. the greatest story ever told as been re-written every 2500 years or so during the ages of virgo..
forgive me if i’m not perfect in my detail but the overall gist is 100 right.
you’re forgiven.
offhand you have the Mithas saga which almost became the official religion of the Roman Empire, then you have the Egyptian Osiris. Inanna/Ishtar is a form of a female version. then you have the Aphrodite and possibly the Artemis.Again female versions. And again you have the female versions of Demeter and Penolope/Kore.
list goes on. I would say more along the lines of the ages of Ares and Taurus.
You will burn in Hell for all eternity
The only “religion” I need is Olivia Wilde screaming, “Oh God!” as I drilled her so hard she forgets her own name.
Now, go in peace.
me too. But i would do the same with Jodie Foster. And i don’t believe for one second she is just a lesbian. you don’t do that many love scenes with guys and keep the father of her babies a secret. Jodie Foster is a closet bi.
I know Jodie personally. She is lesbian. who fucking cares?
OH WOW MAN!!! TOSE ARE SOME VERY PRETTY WHITE LEGS!!!
i’d do a sex on olivia if you know what i mean.
Olivia Wilde is hotness. Now that’s somebody I would shoot a president for.
Body language suggests their respective candy stores are closed for the day.
Jodie’s candy is stale…and hairy.
Are you sure that’s hair? Might just be a passing tumbleweed…
Why not? I mean, since she’s going to hell anyway.
Olivia Wilde is one of our hottest actresses? Good Lord, that’s depressing.
Hey Olivia, why so serious?
First of all, let’s not jump to conclusions. Secondly, well, she did play a bisexual on House, so maybe she is one in real life. What’s disturbing is the age difference. Jodie Foster is goddamn ancient. She must have over 20 years on Wilde. That’s just like sleeping with your mother. Blech.
What do you… live in trailer park?
How does that make any sense? Explain please.
I often wonder how lesbians buttfuck each other and no matter how they do it does it really count as buttfucking if there’s no penis involved?
Oh Christ! She looks like Nicole Kidman’s grandmother!!!
Could there be 2 more irrelevant people…….
Foster is: (a) not aging well
(b) not looking very attractive
(c) looking for work
(d) yet still respected outside of Hollyweird for the simple fact that she is smart enough to know when to keep her mouth shut. She has no comments in regards to sex and no comment in regards to politics. Good girl, just stay in the closet!
Wilde is: a fucking opinionated moron who doesn’t know how to keep her oversized and irregular pie-hole shut about anything. If she ever has ANY hope of having the “appearance” of intelligence, she needs to learn to SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Um, Jodie looks better than Olivia.
I am going to believe these two were grinding cunt juice on each others faces about 20 minutes after the photos were snapped….
I just never would have guessed that Olivia is so much taller than Jodie.
Looks like Olivia is about to make the “ultimate” sacrifice to take her career to the next level
O noe! The old crow stole 13!
god, she’s so tall!
Obviously some people have to respect for a lady. Just because she is dressed conservatively that does not mean she doesn’t look fantastic. It’s called class people. Look it up. As far as her not aging gracefully I have no idea what that comment is referring to. She is a stunningly natural beauty that I must respect for obtiously not butchering herself with grotesquely Hollywood standard plastic surgery. This is a woman I can look up to not only for her obvious self respect but her intelligence, grace, and immense talent. This country watch too much MTV and Bravo. Jodi Foster is a legend in her own time.
That other broad is hardly worth commenting on. I don’t even know who she is.