Alison Brie is Confusing Me and Other News

May 18th, 2011 // 29 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Proof that on a long enough timeline, all selfish, rich, old white people everybody becomes a Republican. [Popeater]

- Armie Hammer will be Johnny Depp‘s sidekick, The Lone Ranger, in a film focusing on Tonto. I have no idea what I just wrote back there. [Huffington Post]

- Janice Dickinson is not a natural goddess. [Dlisted]

- But Kate Upton most certainly is. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jennifer Lawrence in: How to Make Every Woman in The World Hate The Shit Out of Me. [Lainey Gossip]

- And January Jones in: What She Just Said. [IDLYITW]

- Julianne Hough really wants everyone to know how hard she works out. Super hard. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Apparently so does Maria Menounos. [Popoholic]

- Demi Moore is now going to be in that movie about Channing Tatum‘s life as a stripper. Oh God, yes! [Starpulse]

- This guy really doesn’t understand the concept of setting the bar low for a successful marriage. [theCHIVE]

- Why Burt Reynolds was and will always be the balls. [BuzzFeed]

- April Bowlby wants John Malkovich all up on this. [Maxim]

- Arnold vs. Tiger: An Object Lesson in The Destructive Capabilities of The Famous Penis. [Bleacher Report]

Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter || Formspring || Mobile

Photo: Fame, Getty, Splash News

superficial

  1. Alison Brie
    EarnMoreSessionsBySleeving
    Commented on this photo:

    Love her.

  2. The Critical Crassness

    Ahh…the ratio has been righted…thank you, Fish…Democrat or Republican, tits look good, no matter which!

  3. God is Black

    Who is Alison Brie? Why should I care if I don’t see any boobies?Did a 5yr old with safety scissors cut the dress for her?She could be a good fuck but I’m thinking inferior-complex as she looks

  4. Alex

    Am I missing something here? I have a huge crush on Alison Brie… what are you “confused” by? Thanks.

  5. Put a vacuum in her hand, and I would never complain about her meatloaf again.

  6. Keyser Ballsy

    Community is great but more bouncing Brie boobs will make it shoot up in the ratings.

  7. Thats a horrible picture of her.

    Here’s a better one.

    http://tinyurl.com/6l6o6pe

  8. That is one ugly dress. The red carpet is no place for a Home Ec. project.

  9. molly

    PEOPLE WATCH THAT DAMN VIDEO ON THECHIVE.

    i’m gonna show it to my sister to make her feel like shit for accepting a marriage proposal from a dude that couldn’t think of anything more creative than in the car after a 1 am mcdonald’s run

    true story …

    • that video was excruciating…and I turned it off with still 4 minutes to go. I pity the poor other people in the theater having to sit through that.

    • beeyoing

      thx for the tip molly…too bad the dude didn’t hire a voice-over. He sounds like he’s reading from index cards. Also, I turned it off before he walks in the theatre…what happens when he finds her with another dude???

      • molly

        yeah man i’d be pissed if i went to see a movie and that shit came on, but regardless it made me laugh.

        and exactly, nobody wants forrest gump narrating when they can have morgan freeman…

    • TomFrank

      I wonder how the people at Universal feel about that guy’s using their copyrighted logo.

  10. It had to be said

    Aw, she’s all ready for high school now.

  11. Alison Brie
    bananaboy
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she make the dress herself? She looks awful…

  12. Alison Brie
    bob
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s so weird to see this girl in non-gif format. I didn’t realize she isn’t always bouncing.

  13. the captain

    this is partly caused by the hairgel she is using to stimulate her vagina.

  14. Always say cunt

    Sideboob is the best kind of boob there is.

Leave A Comment