Alison Brie is Confusing Me and Other News

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- Proof that on a long enough timeline, all selfish, rich, old white people everybody becomes a Republican. [Popeater]

- Armie Hammer will be Johnny Depp’s sidekick, The Lone Ranger, in a film focusing on Tonto. I have no idea what I just wrote back there. [Huffington Post]

- Janice Dickinson is not a natural goddess. [Dlisted]

- But Kate Upton most certainly is. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jennifer Lawrence in: How to Make Every Woman in The World Hate The Shit Out of Me. [Lainey Gossip]

- And January Jones in: What She Just Said. [IDLYITW]

- Julianne Hough really wants everyone to know how hard she works out. Super hard. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Apparently so does Maria Menounos. [Popoholic]

- Demi Moore is now going to be in that movie about Channing Tatum’s life as a stripper. Oh God, yes! [Starpulse]

- This guy really doesn’t understand the concept of setting the bar low for a successful marriage. [theCHIVE]

- Why Burt Reynolds was and will always be the balls. [BuzzFeed]

- April Bowlby wants John Malkovich all up on this. [Maxim]

- Arnold vs. Tiger: An Object Lesson in The Destructive Capabilities of The Famous Penis. [Bleacher Report]

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