Alicia Silverstone got completely naked (and completely Photoshopped) for the latest ad from PETA. And I’m not sure how being naked and being a vegetarian are related, but it somehow just makes sense. In fact, all future ad campaigns should follow this example. Advertising a used car dealership? Naked woman. Canned soup? Naked woman. The brilliance of this idea is that it works for everything. I mean, really, what better way to advertise a new toaster oven than with a naked woman? By showing the actual toaster? Ha! I laugh at your ideas. Laugh I say!
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jrzmommy | September 20, 2007 at 2:10 pm
FIRST!
scoos | September 20, 2007 at 2:10 pm
I’d hit it with a sheep skin condom.
Malffy Hernandes | September 20, 2007 at 2:11 pm
What happened to her?
Barry LeFarge | September 20, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Scoos,
She’s PETA. You’d have to use a tofu condom.
BillyBob | September 20, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Alicia, you’re smokin’ hot! I want to rub veal all over your naked body.
bonk | September 20, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Well she certainly has a lot of time on her hands for her various causes…
Rob | September 20, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Finally! I always wanted to know what Cary Elwes saw while he was hiding in the closet.
adeliza | September 20, 2007 at 2:15 pm
I have a vision in my mind of some fat ass loser dude sitting on a saggy couch with stained sweat pants and bucket of fried chicken beating off to this shit.
yeeeeehhhhhhcccchhhhhh
veggi is a vegetarian! | September 20, 2007 at 2:17 pm
club sandwiches, not seals!!!!!
mofugga | September 20, 2007 at 2:18 pm
someone’s got to do a michael vick parody of this…
Iam Michael Vick and Iam a …..
Elliot | September 20, 2007 at 2:24 pm
great airbrushing. my regards to the designers.
Texas Tranny | September 20, 2007 at 2:25 pm
I’ve got some meat for her.
@8
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww
@12 | September 20, 2007 at 2:31 pm
You need to hurry up and get that meat IN her. She’s been waiting a long time. You think she would swallow your pretty panty sauce?
FRIST!!! | September 20, 2007 at 2:32 pm
I already heard this story 5 hours ago on Jimbo’s blog.
Not that it was any more interesting, it’s just a naked vegetarian. I’m more interested in how I can hire the photoshop guy to do me.
oowhisperoo | September 20, 2007 at 2:32 pm
cue the meat jokes
Texas Tranny | September 20, 2007 at 2:34 pm
@13
I hope so.
FRIST!!! | September 20, 2007 at 2:34 pm
#9 club sandwiches contain 3 meats. Damn, now I want a club sandwich for lunch!!!! And vodka. Vodka goes with everything.
Duchess of Dork | September 20, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Weird. And stupid.
Aequa | September 20, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Like I needed one more proof that PETA are a bunch of wankers…
FagHag | September 20, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Staff at a German butcher’s shop were shocked to find a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport overseas.
Police described the sex toys as two latex dildos with a ‘natural look’.
Apparently after shopping at the store earlier in the day, a man returned to the butcher’s with two large ‘Schwartenmagen’ sausages.
He asked a shop assistant to wrap and keep them in the fridge until he had to leave town the next day.
But the assistant noticed the sausages were heavier than they were supposed to be and called police fearing the worst.
When officers arrived they discovered the man had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
The 50-year-old man told police he was travelling to a Middle-eastern country and didn’t want to get caught with the sex toys in his luggage so he was trying to sneak them in.
Aja | September 20, 2007 at 2:36 pm
you’re all a bunch of animal haters and i hope in your next life you’re all boiled alive in vats of oil, and die painful scalding deaths
Texas Tranny | September 20, 2007 at 2:38 pm
FRIST
I saw this story yesterday, the Fish is getting slower everyday.
veggi | September 20, 2007 at 2:38 pm
17- FRIST! I’ll skip the sammich, but I’ll take a double vodka cran!
Texas Tranny | September 20, 2007 at 2:42 pm
The News Vault is way quicker and is a day ahead of the Fish. Plus it has a naked “bouns babe” everyday. It’s not blocked here at work. The only bad thing about it is you can’t post/blog on the stories.
FRIST!!! | September 20, 2007 at 2:48 pm
ok, Veggi, I’ll buy!!!! (can we go now???)
veggi | September 20, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Hell YEAH! I was ready when I got here! I’ll meet you on the corner of drunk and happy!
Lindsay | September 20, 2007 at 2:50 pm
I am Alicia Silverstone and I am a has-been!
FRIST!!! | September 20, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Hey Veggi, do they have High Nooner’s where you live? They make the most amazingly delicious veggie sandwiches EVER!!!!!
But they don’t sell vodka….:(
FRIST!!! | September 20, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Drunk and Happy….LOL.
my comment | September 20, 2007 at 2:53 pm
BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s SO 1994.
adeliza | September 20, 2007 at 2:55 pm
#12……….
You KNOW it’s true. Fat dude probably licks his fingers afterwards.
Finger licking good.
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | September 20, 2007 at 3:00 pm
This just reminded me of how much I love veal. The really tender caged since born kinda veal. So fresh you can hear the mother still crying kinda veal
MMMMMMMMMM
Spanky | September 20, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Wow, Silverstone, Aniston and 2 Rose McGowan posts. Now that’s a slow motherfucking news day.
veggi and FRIST are gettin drunk! | September 20, 2007 at 3:03 pm
no high nooners, but we can sit on my front porch drinking moon shine and lemonade. I call it moonade. Best. Drink. EVER! Come on!!!! I’ve got cute boys at my house all the time that like to do push ups.
joe | September 20, 2007 at 3:03 pm
For PETA members
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor
veggi doesn't care what the fuck you eat. | September 20, 2007 at 3:08 pm
joe- I’m a vegetarian and I do it because I want to. I don’t go around telling people what they can or cannot eat. I don’t care if you stuff your mouth with your own shit. It matters not. What is borderline psycho are the people that get so offended by what others will or will not eat, such as people that created the stupid website that you just posted.
jrzmommy | September 20, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Nope, still don’t care.
MrSemprini | September 20, 2007 at 3:10 pm
She hasn’t done anything in a while because she’s too weak to pick up the phone and call her agent. Of course she’s lying down in the ad, she can’t stand!
moo | September 20, 2007 at 3:12 pm
she’s online chatting at utterz.com right now
adeliza | September 20, 2007 at 3:15 pm
#35—
I’m a meat eater, but why does it piss you off when folks don’t eat meat in restaurants?
That’s more for you man……..
Who cares?!?!?!?
Athena | September 20, 2007 at 3:15 pm
I’m glad they remind us of her name on the poster, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHO SHE IS
Silly Me | September 20, 2007 at 3:16 pm
I probably wouldnt stick it in her, because who knows all the dudes she has been with. BUT, i’d probably stab a wound in her and ‘do’ the wound!
daguz | September 20, 2007 at 3:29 pm
She is laying on fake grass. She has on makeup that has been tested on animals (if not the prior research was done on animals). She prolly has the exterminator spray poison all over her house. She like the rest of us drive cars, kill the habitat of animals, and annoys animals while she skis… and annoys the hell out of this animal too.
bello miamiense | September 20, 2007 at 3:34 pm
She doesn’t look so bad, almost reminds me of her in Clueless (hot)..anyhow, I put her as my Myspace background pic!
bello miamiense | September 20, 2007 at 3:34 pm
She doesn’t look so bad, almost reminds me of her in Clueless (hot)..anyhow, I put her as my Myspace background pic!
Tits McGee | September 20, 2007 at 3:44 pm
“The ticklish comfort of a good old-fashioned mustache ride.”
Last night I went to the grocery store with the bf, and bought a whole red snapper for dinner, a 6 pack of pork chops, and $20 worth of Steak tip, oh, and Frozen Chicken tenders. I had plenty of veggies in the fridge, just running low on meat.
That is all.
biatcho | September 20, 2007 at 3:45 pm
In related news, Michael Vick admits to also eatng kittens…
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/michael_vick_i_also_ate
Riotboy | September 20, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I thought this was an advertisment.
/too much weed
Hoya | September 20, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Sperm contains meat byproducts
ssdd | September 20, 2007 at 3:56 pm
She is definitely one person that does not come to mind …eVER. But when she is brought up, all I can think of is her whiney voice & droopy mouth and how it is the same as that of Drew Barrymore. They both talk out of the side of the mouth like Sly Stallone …
Adrianneeeeeeeeeeeeee
….
What causes that?? Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?…..