I Think Alicia Silverstone is Pregnant

Some people might say it’s not fair to post candid photos of a pregnant woman who, in her defense, looks less likely to go into labor than say, Kirstie Alley. However, those people were probably never a young boy anticipating the new Batman movie only to be psychedelically assaulted with neon codpieces and a Batgirl who talks like she had a stroke. Not to mention I had to sit through Clueless to touch my first boob, so technically I should be allowed to eat that baby. Not that I would, but let’s agree the option should be on the table. Next to the A-1.

I’m joking! I’m joking. Make it Worcestershire.

Photos: Pacific Coast News