Alicia Keys in a Bikini and Other News

July 25th, 2011 // 51 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Peter Dinklage is going to make me watch a movie about LARPing. [Huffington Post]

- Rhys Ifans went nuts at Comic-Con. [Dlisted]

- Rob Lowe‘s dyed-blonde Drew Peterson look. [Lainey Gossip]

- Aubrey O’Day posted something unexpected on Twitter. Just kidding! It’s her tits. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Wait a second, I thought Amy Winehouse was dead? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Chicks who went to Comic-Con and pretended its cool that you released your midichlorians into your Jedi robe. [theCHIVE]

- Candice Swanepoel wears outfits for people that don’t need them to have an obscure Babylon 5 reference to find them sexy. [Popoholic]

- But here’s a Comic-Con Wrap-Up gallery for dorks whose boners won’t work without it. [TooFab]

- Jay Cutler knows the appropriate outlet for his feelings. [IDLYITW]

- Mila Kunis‘ ass is a fraud in Friends With Benefits. [Celebslam]

- The cast of Entourage are only cool with rape when its happening to your eyes and ears, Sundays at 10:30 on HBO. [Videogum]

- Robert Rodriguez reveals plans to make unwatchable movies for the foreseeable future. [FilmDrunk]

- In case there isn’t enough nerd fodder present, here’s a Stan Lee interview. [Maxim]

- Sports fans whose tits aren’t a result of overeating and alcohol abuse. [Bleacher Report]

- So who is running Rick Santorum‘s campaign right now? [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Lynx

    Fee-fi-fo-fum

  2. Clarence Beeks

    talented woman, but horrible body. Ick, those legs.

  3. Hugh Gentry

    sure that’s not a dude? horrendous body.

  4. AliciaKeysMeatyThighs

    Looks like Troy Polamalu has been keeping in shape during the NFL lockout.

  5. Science should hunt down the gene in the human genome that allows women to gain weight but keep small boobs. When they find that gene, I expect it to be exterminated…or at least inverted.

  6. fx35

    wow dem quads. something tells me her bench isn’t as impressive as her squats

  7. Lemmiwinks

    This slideshow is one of those cases in which the thumbnails are the optimum viewing size.

  8. Me

    Wow, Serena has slimmed down a bit….

  9. eatme

    she’s always been a fat chick in disguise. i’ve been laughing for years at the way they use camera tricky to hide the fact that she is nasty.
    Her voice is like nails on a chalk board. Makes we want to punch a baby. In short, I CAN’T FUCKING STAND HER.

  10. Red beans, meet rice.

  11. Deacon Jones

    She looks like an NFL player in drag.

  12. gumption

    this nasty lady only is popular because black people love to worship a light skinned person and white people feel “safe” with one. She has had a nose job, her boobs done and is fat as shit. May I add I cant stand her voice and corny songs. She is not half as good as the people singing to themselves on the streets of NYC. she just has the right skin tone…all marketing like that shit actress halle berry. But then you see actually hot ladies like Naomi Campbell being torn down because she is darker toned and doesnt pander to the nonsense.

    • Clarence Beeks

      No, people don’t like Naomi Campbell because she beats her help.

      I think Naomi is stunningly beautiful, but she is an ugly, mean person.

  13. Grand Dragon

    I like her big ol’ ass

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    ktulu
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    nice weightlifter legs

  15. wb

    I didn’t know she was pregnant with twins…

  16. Donald Trump

    What a disgusting, schluby body. I wouldn’t put my multi-million dollar pecker anywhere close to this skank. Blech.

  17. Did they say no signs of rough play?

    Despite of what you’ve heard she’s not going to be in the sequel to Angels with dirty faces. She actually got rejected for the part due to post pregnancy entitlements.

  18. Marie Antoinette

    When did she get so fat? Eww

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    ewwww
    Commented on this photo:

    ewwwwww 1st?

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    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    All her videos skip long shots of her legs, I always said she had legs like trees. She’s T.H.I.C.K. Watch out Serena! And watch out Swizz! Common be on your lady like gravy on biscuits.

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    Donald Trump
    Commented on this photo:

    Oooh gurl-no! How you have the ballz to be see wearing that in daylight?

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    Donald Trump
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew she was a dyke long ago.

  23. Drunk Driver

    Black chicks are fat. News at 11.

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    oneone
    Commented on this photo:

    Big Foooooooot!

  25. She’s a tool for the music industry.

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    Ronsnipe
    Commented on this photo:

    Other than her fat tummy, she kinda sexy..

  27. Donald Trump

    Big ole’ Dykey-do!

  28. xaron

    she had a baby not long ago and is still losing weight. Her skin seems luckily unharmed so it’s only a matter of body fat to loose sooner or later.

  29. Alicia Keys Bikini
    Thighhighs
    Commented on this photo:

    One. Piece. Wear a ONE PIECE.

  30. jon

    Jennifer Lopez gets called “fat” for having kids, yet you all love this pig with
    enomous tree trunk legs? No wonder she has the big old short on.

    • Jkaren

      Holy shit! A celebrity that weighs around the same as most American women? And as the partners of the men that do the same?!?!? Send her ass to electric chair NOW!

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    Brad Clooney
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d bang the shit out of Alicia Keys. GREAT times!!!

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    seals
    Commented on this photo:

    How come none of the fat went to her boobs…

  33. Listen, you losers can go on and on about this chick’s body, but you should check the hate at the voice. She’s got an amazing voice, hands down.

  34. Alicia Keys Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my lord I would so hit that. I love big girls (she’s tall!).

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    cutta
    Commented on this photo:

    i’ve never heard of a famous black person who did not sell drugs to become famous… keys of coca

  36. Greg

    Gigantic thunder thighs YUCK!!!!!!!!

  37. Super Junior 4ever

    That home wrecker blew up!

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    josh
    Commented on this photo:

    i would make her gain even more weight.. does well to her

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