Alexander Skarsgard Wants To Be In ‘Zoolander 2′

August 7th, 2012 // 17 Comments

Is it blasphemy if I ask, “Hey, when did Macaulay Culkin start working out?” because I feel like I’m going to be struck by lightning. Pregnant lightning.

After word hit that a Zoolander sequel is finally happening, Alexander Skarsgard apparently started pitching his way into it which I’ll just assume involves him promising to never be in the same room as Ben Stiller‘s wife while having his fingers crossed, of course. ALL THE VAGINA ARE BELONG TO SKARSGARD. Via Just Jared:

“I’m pitching it right now. I wouldn’t want to miss that,” Alex told British GQ. “Well, I’m hoping they would do something like the scene with Hamlet’s father, and that Meekus will come back as a ghost — I mean, he’s definitely dead.”

ALEXANDER: So what if, stay with me now, what if.. my character was a ghost? BOOSH.
EXEC: … Mr. Skarsgard, I’m a white Christian conservative who’s legitimately heterosexual and not one of those hypocrites protesting gay rights while hiding in the closet. I sent my only son to a Pray Away the Gay camp and then disowned him when it didn’t work. Which is why you shouldn’t take what I’m about to say to you next lightly; Get in my butt. NOW.

Exactly how that happened to the letter.

 

Anyone else birth triplets after watching that? Haha! Me either. Who does that? *runs out to dumpster*

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. Alexander Skarsgard Unusually Thin
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I just don’t get the fever over this guy.
    But if he showed up at my doorstep I would probably feed him a slab of lasagna.
    That would probably make me pregnant with twins, wouldn’t it?

  2. It’s that damn Skarsgård . He’s so hot right now!

  3. Chocolate Twinkies are real

    He lost weight for his movie Hidden. He’s trapped in a fall out shelter for a year. Or maybe hes losing sleep over the death threats to Ellen Page made by one of his crazy fans.

  4. EricLr

    Somewhere in California, at this very moment, Ben Stiller’s wife is telling him “I think it’s a good idea.”

  5. nietus

    He’s supposed to look so skinny and messed up for his new movie…. but still all I can see is HOTNESS

  6. RACH

    he was in the first zoolander!

  7. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Why the hell if this website so obsessed about this guy?

  8. anon

    This is the second site that I have seen this mistaken information on. When he made the comment about Zoolander and pitching for a part in it, he was completely saying it in jest. Apparently some people don’t understand the concept of sarcastic humor.

  9. Mike Walker

    Fish’s father is a movie exec? I think that was the story.

  10. He looks like a rat. This guy doesn’t even give me wood.

  11. I sitll can't believe its not butter

    So what you telling me is that not only is Alexander Skarsgard sex on legs, but he also has incredible acting range? Holy shit

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