Alexander Skarsgard Will Penetrate You Now, Canada

September 12th, 2011 // 67 Comments

Photo: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Melanie

    i think i’m laughing a little too hard at this

  2. Lisa

    This is the most beautiful thing to exist on the internet I think

  3. Alexander Skarsgard TIFF
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ll sign this one out for two hours, thanks.”

  4. sc4play

    Is that a rolled up tube sock in your trousers or are you just glad to see me?

  5. Can

    Mmmmm. I love the Swedes. They’re always show-ers. Those eastern Europeans are grow-ers; not to be trusted.

    • V

      seriously, swedish men are perfect. brb moving to sweden. see ya, fat, balding short, ugly men!

      • V Hater

        In other news, the women of America seem to have miraculously gotten better looking over night. Correlation or Causation from V’s departure to Sweden? I think we know the answer to that…

      • browny

        I’m with you, V. No ugly guys in Sweden. And this one speaks a couple of languages as well as being HAWT. Smart and gorgeous? Where does that happen??? Obviously, Sweden it is then.

  6. Richard McBeef

    this guy is balls deep in the SW. only explanation.

  7. V

    So my question has been answered… he CAN be more perfect. why do you torture me like that Fish? :’( Just kidding, I need these posts everyday. They’re my crack. I need them more than Charlie sheen needs his real crack. I need them more than britney spears needs cake. I need them more that kim kadashian needs attention. I need them more than chris brown needs to punch stuff. I NEED THEM MORE THAN JIM CARREY NEEDS MEDS.

    • Lindsay Lohan

      Thank you for not referring to me needing coke. I actually do need coke more than I need to sue someone for referring to me needing coke, which you didn’t, but whatever works, you know?

  8. Anthony

    He’s all balls

  9. How do you explain to your tailor that you want a suit custom fit to look like it’s straining at every seam…and I mean EVERY seam?

  10. seagalisgod

    Nice slacks, d-bag.

  11. Alexander Skarsgard TIFF
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    You can bet money that woman went home after her close encounter & immediately began masturbating….she’s probably still at it.
    I can’t even begin to imagine what it must be like for a man to be the focus of so much fevered female fandom lust. Women of every age shape & size throwing themselves at you, making perfect fools of themselves.
    It’s either the most wonderful thing in the world or he wants to kill himself.

  12. Cock Dr

    Full frontal nudity, well lit & expertly photographed, or get the fuck out.

  13. Carissa

    Lmao I didn’t even notice the bulge until the comments.

  14. anonymoose

    That is a well-dressed man.
    Good hair, too.

  15. Alexander Skarsgard TIFF
    SonicAlligator
    Commented on this photo:

    If that is a real thing that is happening then I want to be Canada. :-x

  16. Laurie

    What’s the female equivalent of giggidy-giddidy? Is it just ripping my shirt off in his face? I hope it’s ripping my shirt off in his face

  17. Alexander Skarsgard TIFF
    juicyfruit
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously. I would let this guy throw me all over the bedroom. Whatever he wants… he is friggin beautiful. This dude rocks my world.

  18. Alexander Skarsgard TIFF
    facemash
    Commented on this photo:

    *opens legs*

    …..Ready

  19. Reece

    The one day I resist reading The Superficial first thing in the morning so I can be productive at work….Im now leaving work early and with any luck will be in Toronto within 4 hours

  20. kimmykimkim

    So is that ALL BALL right here? Or is that head? Uncut head?

  21. citylove

    PLEASE ALEX COME TO MONTRÉAL !!!! XD He could do it often as he want lol

    • browny

      Come to Australia, Alex. Plenty of interest here. Come on, you know you want to. ANd the women of Australia WANT you. (I speak for all of them. At least those with a brain).

  22. Alexander Skarsgard TIFF
    Lucidlohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Identical triplets, I’m in!

  23. Alexander Skarsgard TIFF
    Lucidlohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Five dollar foot looooooong!

  24. Alexander Skarsgard TIFF
    browny
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, pick me up off the floor. He is a FINE specimen. Thanks fish, you made my day.

  25. Alexander Skarsgard TIFF
    Haddo01
    Commented on this photo:

    I like how the guy that is first in line to see Alexander Skarsgard, just so happens to be Deaner from Fubar

  26. forrest gump

    why is it these sort of people just can’t be heterosexual?

  27. MammaMia

    wishing I was canada….

  28. EagleEye

    I wonder how long he is going to twirl that booger in his left hand before he flings it.

  29. miss_glitter

    Just me or can anyone else see a woman’s face in his crotch? Crease in the middle of the fly is the head, middle bit is the eye and the bottom is the lip &chin.

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