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i think i’m laughing a little too hard at this
This is the most beautiful thing to exist on the internet I think
in the world………
“I’ll sign this one out for two hours, thanks.”
Is that a rolled up tube sock in your trousers or are you just glad to see me?
Freals.. What is a guy’s camel toe called? ;)
I vote for “camel nose”.
Nice! I like it!
I vote for answer to a woman’s prayers.
Mmmmm. I love the Swedes. They’re always show-ers. Those eastern Europeans are grow-ers; not to be trusted.
seriously, swedish men are perfect. brb moving to sweden. see ya, fat, balding short, ugly men!
In other news, the women of America seem to have miraculously gotten better looking over night. Correlation or Causation from V’s departure to Sweden? I think we know the answer to that…
I’m with you, V. No ugly guys in Sweden. And this one speaks a couple of languages as well as being HAWT. Smart and gorgeous? Where does that happen??? Obviously, Sweden it is then.
this guy is balls deep in the SW. only explanation.
Do not understand this nerd lingo? SW?
the (S)uperficial (W)riter.
welcome to thesuperficial.com
Lucky, lucky SW is all I can say.
Then Fish is officially who I want to grow up to be.
So my question has been answered… he CAN be more perfect. why do you torture me like that Fish? :’( Just kidding, I need these posts everyday. They’re my crack. I need them more than Charlie sheen needs his real crack. I need them more than britney spears needs cake. I need them more that kim kadashian needs attention. I need them more than chris brown needs to punch stuff. I NEED THEM MORE THAN JIM CARREY NEEDS MEDS.
Thank you for not referring to me needing coke. I actually do need coke more than I need to sue someone for referring to me needing coke, which you didn’t, but whatever works, you know?
He’s all balls
Nah, he’s shown his dick in a movie before, definitely more than just balls happening there.
I’m going to need you to tell me the name of that movie.
Me, too.
Don’t toy with us, Mary, give us that name.
Not the greatest, but you get the general idea http://www.imagebam.com/image/f14f45149214617
I just clicked on the link….you can definitely see it….nice!! Saddle me up!
How do you explain to your tailor that you want a suit custom fit to look like it’s straining at every seam…and I mean EVERY seam?
you guys call that a bulge? lmao i should move out west
Pics! Hahaha!
It’s not that it’s huge it’s just that it’s noticable, like a woman in yoga pants, you don’t say “Gee that is one big pussy you got there!” lol
Pics or gtfo.
You, dude@dude! But I personally don’t wanna see ur naked parts. Tight jeans will do.
Um, what you say is, ‘I dress on both sides’.
@kimmy, who him or me, cos i’m sick enough to post a link hahaha..
Nice slacks, d-bag.
You can bet money that woman went home after her close encounter & immediately began masturbating….she’s probably still at it.
I can’t even begin to imagine what it must be like for a man to be the focus of so much fevered female fandom lust. Women of every age shape & size throwing themselves at you, making perfect fools of themselves.
It’s either the most wonderful thing in the world or he wants to kill himself.
I don’t want to imagine that woman masturbating. That cute one up top, however…
Full frontal nudity, well lit & expertly photographed, or get the fuck out.
Lmao I didn’t even notice the bulge until the comments.
You are officially dead.
That is a well-dressed man.
Good hair, too.
If that is a real thing that is happening then I want to be Canada. :-x
What’s the female equivalent of giggidy-giddidy? Is it just ripping my shirt off in his face? I hope it’s ripping my shirt off in his face
yes, it’s definitely ripping my shirt off in his face.
Seriously. I would let this guy throw me all over the bedroom. Whatever he wants… he is friggin beautiful. This dude rocks my world.
Seriously, if he was into some seriously gross and/or painful kinks you would submit to it? Just because he’s a good looking actor?
Yup.
*opens legs*
…..Ready
The one day I resist reading The Superficial first thing in the morning so I can be productive at work….Im now leaving work early and with any luck will be in Toronto within 4 hours
Good hunting Reece.
Take your camera with you.
Godspeed, Reece! Our hearts and dirty minds go with you!
And a tape measure!
So is that ALL BALL right here? Or is that head? Uncut head?
Since he’s European, it probably is uncut. Yay! (I really love me a man with a turtleneck.)
PLEASE ALEX COME TO MONTRÉAL !!!! XD He could do it often as he want lol
Come to Australia, Alex. Plenty of interest here. Come on, you know you want to. ANd the women of Australia WANT you. (I speak for all of them. At least those with a brain).
Identical triplets, I’m in!
Five dollar foot looooooong!
Oh, pick me up off the floor. He is a FINE specimen. Thanks fish, you made my day.
I like how the guy that is first in line to see Alexander Skarsgard, just so happens to be Deaner from Fubar
why is it these sort of people just can’t be heterosexual?
Uh, for the same reason you can’t be funny? Except he’s fucking straight, numbnuts – so what’s your excuse?
wishing I was canada….
Me too…
I wonder how long he is going to twirl that booger in his left hand before he flings it.
Just me or can anyone else see a woman’s face in his crotch? Crease in the middle of the fly is the head, middle bit is the eye and the bottom is the lip &chin.